Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Sex Ed

Vol. 7 · Issue 4Scranton, PA

Michael thinks he has a life-altering disease, but it’s really just a cold sore and an excuse to call every woman he’s ever dated. You’ll find every cringey line from his conversations with Jan, Carol, and Helene right here in the full script. It’s the best way to see exactly how Andy’s sex ed seminar becomes a total disaster for the whole office.

Scene 01

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

8 lines
Mexican Man
Son
Mexican Man
Son
Mexican Man
Son
Mexican Man
Son

Scene 03

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

10 lines
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

21 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Nate Nickerson
Employees except Dwight
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 06

2 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon

Scene 07

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 08

5 lines
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 09

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 10

19 lines
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 11

6 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer

Scene 12

13 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 13

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 14

15 lines
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

12 lines
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard

Scene 16

12 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 17

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

20 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 19

1 line
Jan Levinson

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Jan Levinson

Scene 21

16 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 22

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 23

15 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Astrid
Jan Levinson
Astrid
Jan Levinson
Astrid
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 24

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 25

25 lines
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim & Pam
Andy Bernard

Scene 26

12 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 27

9 lines
Michael Scott
Old Woman
Michael Scott
Old Woman
Helene
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Old Woman
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard

Scene 29

6 lines
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott

Scene 30

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott

Scene 31

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Gabe Lewis
Andy Bernard
Gabe Lewis
Andy Bernard
Gabe Lewis

Scene 32

19 lines
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Carol

Scene 33

7 lines
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin

Scene 34

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 35

2 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 36

17 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott