Scene 019 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: (exiting office) Everyone stop what you're doing, I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.EveryoneOpen quote: (gasps) What?! Why is that?Andy BernardOpen quote: He's gone, damn it! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail and he's staying in Florida forever.Angela MartinOpen quote: So, he's alive.Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.Angela MartinOpen quote: Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.Andy BernardOpen quote: How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke (slight pause) of good fortune and he is now in a better place.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: You guys, we've gone over this, there is no treasure. (Erin retrieves the "treasure box" and slams it down on Dwight's desk)
Scene 021 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: When the team left for Tallahassee, Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure. (cut to Dwight holding treasure chest and telling the office "Don't touch my treasure. Ok, you understand?") Obviously he wants us to obsess about it. There's nothing in there. (has realization) Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure. Oh god, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride.
Scene 034 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: I think that Dwight wanted us to realize that this conversation among friends is the true treasure. (everyone disagrees)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I am dying to know what's in there.Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah, I know, Oscar we all are but nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane. (everyone turns to look at Creed)Creed BrattonOpen quote: Hi, hello.
Scene 043 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: (to Creed standing in front of the "treasure box") Now, carefully... open the box.Creed BrattonOpen quote: (opens box, pulls out and displays contents) It's a photo of all of us.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Aw, that's so sweet! (dart fires out of box and lodges in ceiling)
Scene 051 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: (feigning surprise) A dart? Are you kidding me? Who would put a poison dart, well, I mean, I don't know that it's poison. I mean, I just have to imagine. God, I'm glad he's OK though. Kinda sounds like he deserved it, opening another man's treasure and all. Wow!
Scene 0613 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (on a golf course) Well, mister ball, it's been a pleasure. Now, give my regards to hell. Da! (hits ball)Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, all right! Well swung my VIP VP.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: I am loving the chemistry between you two.Nellie BertramOpen quote: I am so happy Dwight is gonna be working alongside me. We are a regular Archibald and his man George.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: I bet. I'm excited.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Trick... there's no such thing. It's not even a real English duo.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ah!Nellie BertramOpen quote: I just made you look like the goat of Dover. And that doesn't exist either.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (to Robert) You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. (Robert gives a fake laugh)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, that reminds me. (reaching into golf cart) Little something from all of us. (hand Dwight a small wrapped gift)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (sarcastically) Oh my gosh, thank you Jim, that's so thoughtful. (sets gift on golf tee) Four! (smashes gift) Oh yeah!Nellie BertramOpen quote: He doesn't even care.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Don't even care!
Scene 071 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling, it's, um, what's the word? It's not, it's not bittersweet. It's uh... sweet. Yeah.
Scene 0812 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: (entering Andy's office) Hey, man. Selling cookies for Jada. Want the same as last year?Andy BernardOpen quote: Would if I could. And I can so I will. Put me down for one box. Don't care what it is, dealer's choice.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I'll put you down for shortbreads.Andy BernardOpen quote: Damn it.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: (entering Andy's office) Knock, knock. Hey, Sasha's first year in the troops, so I'm selling cookies for her. Anyway, would you like some?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No. No.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: What?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I been selling here for five years. This is my spot.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: You can't claim territories. This is the only place I interact with people. Can't you sell at your church or barber shop? (Darryl looks hurt) Or chess club, or?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You know what? It's your first time, let's split the office. You can have sales, the annex, Creed, and I don't know I'll just take, uh, accounting.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: That's it? Yeah, well, ok. Thanks Darryl.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: OK, great.
Scene 091 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: (exits Andy's office smiling) All I need is Kevin. Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined and then some. (Kevin waves at him) When I first started selling cookies he was a relatively thin man. Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.
Scene 103 linesErin HannonOpen quote: (entering a home carrying groceries) Hellosi, I'm home, babaloo.Elderly WomanOpen quote: (rises from chair) Oh, here let me help.Erin HannonOpen quote: (spilling groceries) I got it. It was so busy at the store today. Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred.
Scene 111 lineErin HannonOpen quote: Irene hired me as her live-in helper. We met at the store launch. I told her I was moving here and I needed a place and it just sort of made sense. I basically do everything for her. (Erin randomly adds an assortment of pills to a weekly pill box) I run errands. I do chores around the house. I cook and clean. Honestly, I don't know how she survived without me.
Scene 124 linesIreneOpen quote: When can I introduce you to my grandson? He's a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end. He does it all.Erin HannonOpen quote: Well, today might be kind of tough, Irene. I have to talk to my old boss, Andy, and tell him I'm staying in Florida. (hands Irene a mug)IreneOpen quote: (takes mug) Thank you. (takes a sip) Oh, what kind of tea is this?Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Scene 134 linesNellie BertramOpen quote: (misses putt) Ah. In England, they put the holes a little bit to the right, you see. We'll just chalk it up to cultural bias.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: If I may, (assists Nellie) try holding the putter... yeah, with your wrists here. And your thumbs here.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: That's right. Your little finger.
Scene 142 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: (approaches Kevin) Would you like to buy some cookies?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Cookies, eh?
Scene 151 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: (singing) Oh, the springtime thinks that it's the best. And fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine's thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth.
Scene 1616 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: (Kevin scratches cookie order form and sniffs it) It's not a scratch-and-sniff, Kev.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I know. But sometimes you still get a little something.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: (to Darryl) Hey, you tricked me. You just wanted Kevin.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You're new to the game. You learned a lesson today. See you next year, sport.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No, no, no. It's not fair. What if Kevin wants to buy cookies from me?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I do.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: See?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That doesn't mean anything. (to Kevin) Kevin, do you want to buy cookies from me?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh, I definitely do.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (to Toby) Huh. Hit the road, jack.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No, you hit the road, jack.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (looking pleased) Hey guys, come on. Don't fight over me.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: You know, why don't we split the order? It's only fair.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: No. Wait, no. I'm buying, I make the rules. I actually do want you to fight over me. I wanna be wined and dined and... 69ed.Angela MartinOpen quote: Ugh.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Metaphorically 69ed. Ew. Perverts... no offence Oscar. (Oscar looks flabbergasted)
Scene 175 linesNellie BertramOpen quote: Hop in, we have places to be. No rest for the wicked.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (to Dwight) All right. So... I guess this is it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well, Jim, I just want to say that we haven't always got along and at times, I've even hated your guts. But...(smiles) bye, bye. I win.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (attempts to shake Dwight's hand) Goodbye, Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (drops golf ball into Jim's open hand) Robert, race you to the clubhouse, gentlemen's bet. Woohoo! (takes off in golf cart)
Scene 1812 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Well, he's Florida's problem now.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: I'll let Dwight have his fun. Today will not be his day.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What's that?Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: I'm gonna tank the Sabre store at the presentation to the board.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I thought you liked the store?Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: Well, the store is lovely. You created a wonderful space to showcase our product line. Great job. Cheers.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Thank you.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: But, there's a reason we sell our products online and over-the-phone. Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim? (Jim shakes head) They're cheap. They're unintuitive. The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wives do us.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wow. When you put it that way, I guess it does sound pretty terrible.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: I couldn't just kill the project from the start. Jo Bennett endorsed it. Shame though, I did like Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (from distanced golf cart) Robert! I'm gonna win, ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: (to Dwight) Bravo, Dwight! Very good! (Jim looks surprised) (to Jim) Shame.
Scene 1920 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (at Sabre headquarters) The math is simple folks. Deeper market penetration, plus greater visibility, will raise Sabre (Nellie emerges from behind Dwight) (together) to the power of two.Nellie BertramOpen quote: How did that look?Gabe LewisOpen quote: I'm not just saying this, that was the best thing I've ever seen.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (to Nellie) I told you.Todd PackerOpen quote: When you guys do that whole power of two shebang, how 'bout I pop up also? I guess we'd have to say 'power of three'. Hm, actually, you know what, yeah, that actually works. (to Nellie) You'd spin off right. I'd spin off-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You know what? That is a great idea. Cathy, write that down and print it out. It's gonna make some really good toilet paper.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (enters room) All right. There he is.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What are you doing here? I thought I got rid of you?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can I just talk to you for one quick second?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What, your stylist ran out of 'messy spray'? (others laugh)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Um, actually it's, it's for your own good. I think maybe we should- (gestures toward hallway)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You want to do something for my own good? Turn around, walk out that door, do not stop 'til you get to Scranton, find my cell phone charger, mail it back to me, and then go hell. (others laugh)Todd PackerOpen quote: Nice. (To Jim) Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you you look like Wooly Willy?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (to Packer) Silence.Todd PackerOpen quote: Aw, I'm just trying to-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (interrupts) I know what you're trying to do, I don't want it. (to Jim) But your face does look like the guy from Operation.Todd PackerOpen quote: That's... that's the same guy. It's the joke I made.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Different guy.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You know, I just think you should know that-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (interrupts) That you look like the world's tallest hobbit. (others laugh)
Scene 201 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Well, I tried. (gestures the meeting room) You saw it, so, it's on the record. I have a plane to catch.
Scene 2110 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.IreneOpen quote: Just open the program and type in his user name.Erin HannonOpen quote: Can you just do it?IreneOpen quote: (after briefly typing) Here, type in your password.Erin HannonOpen quote: 'Erin123'IreneOpen quote: That's a terrible password. And you don't 'make a video chat', you video chat.Erin HannonOpen quote: (annoyed) All right.Andy BernardOpen quote: (video chat begins, Andy's head enters the screen from the side) Hello?Erin HannonOpen quote: That's so weird. There's something wrong with my laptop. (turns laptop on its side) Oh. I fixed it.Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh, now mine's broken. Hang on. (turns his laptop on its side while lying on desk) Oh, there we go.
Scene 2210 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (on phone with Jim) He said, 'I did like Dwight'? He's gonna fire him.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, no, I think it was more like, 'you know, I liked him, but I don't anymore because he did a bad job, so I'm definitely gonna yell at him'.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Robert doesn't talk like that. You have to stop Dwight from doing this.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I tried. He will not listen.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Did you actually try your hardest?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yes... my pretty hardest. Look, you haven't dealt with him in awhile, all right. He's like super Dwight. It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight, or som- Stanley, back me up.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Don't talk to me.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida. But he would back me up.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: If Dwight's about to get fired, you have to tell him. Just get the words out. That's all you can do.Jim HalpertOpen quote: OK. All right.
Scene 237 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: (to Kevin) What's a skinny guy like Toby know about cookies? You can't trust him to understand the wants and needs of the thick man. Maybe Toby from two years ago.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (laughs) Yeah.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: That's true. If I have a question about my cookies at midnight, who am I gonna call? Darryl. Toby's probably in bed with some model.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Thank you.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I'm, I'm not gonna comment on my personal life.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Look, I need this. Ok? Your daughter is a pretty little girl. Let her go door-to-door. You think people gonna buy cookies from my (hesitates) chubby daughter?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Oh. (looks away)
Scene 241 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Baby, if you’re watching this, you're not chubby, you're beautiful. Daddy's just got to sell some cookies. And we're also gonna exercise more. It's gonna be fun.
Scene 254 linesKelly KapoorOpen quote: (to Kevin) Oh, you know what you have to do? To decide? You need to make them do things for you. And, like, buy you things.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Or have them sing that song! That the frog does in Looney Tunes.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Make them kiss each other.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Make them kiss me. (everyone 'ew's) (Toby and Darryl look at each other)
Scene 2610 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Yes, this is too tan. This right here-Andy BernardOpen quote: No.Erin HannonOpen quote: This is a tanned spot.Andy BernardOpen quote: I don't buy it. It, that is a freckle. That is not a tan, ok? I'm gonna have to inspect it in person when you get back here. I want you looking totally 'puerto ricania' when i see you.Erin HannonOpen quote: Well, Andy, I'm not coming back.Andy BernardOpen quote: What?Erin HannonOpen quote: I have a job here. I work for an old lady. (turns laptop to put Irene into view)IreneOpen quote: (waves) Hello!Erin HannonOpen quote: Andy?Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah, that's awesome. That's great.
Scene 2710 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: (Toby and Darryl perform Hello! Ma Baby) This is tough. 'Cause Darryl, you sang better and you dance better but Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star. I think I've reached my decision. I have decided... that you guys are gonna keep doing things for me.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No, no, no, no. It's not worth it.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: No, it's not worth it? That's too bad. 'Cause I was feeling particularly hungry this year.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah, ok so what, you buy 40 boxes?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hungrier.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: 50?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hungrier.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You're not talking... triple digits?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh yeah, I'm talking triple digits. (folds arms satisfied while Toby and Darryl look at each other) Again. (both start performing Hello! Ma Baby again)
Scene 2819 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (straightens tie in mirror) Showtime.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (enters abruptly) Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You again? Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back here. You're like an Amish return stick.Jim HalpertOpen quote: OK, great, listen to me. Listen to me. (Dwight makes funny gesture) No, no, I know. Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes, you may tell me one thing. Wait, you want to borrow money?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Listen to me. Robert is going to veto the Sabre store.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (rolls eyes) Jim, come on.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Dwight, he's gonna kill the store.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Uh-huh.Jim HalpertOpen quote: And then, I'm pretty sure he's gonna fire you for it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wait. (holds up fingers) He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (smiles) That's two things.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Dwight, please.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Nice try, Jim. Your pranks have never worked in the past and they're not going to work today.Jim HalpertOpen quote: OK, first of all, they've mostly worked, so-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You know what? You might want to get to the airport. It's gonna take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products. Bye.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Dwight, come o-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Nothing is gonna stop me. That is the mark of a great man. Unstoppability. Dunder-Mifflin, the farm, Mose, all those things vanish in my rearview mirror. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny. And from what I hear, she's a slu- Ah!(Jim tackles Dwight)
Scene 2913 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (Jim holds him back and tries to cover his mouth) Help! Help!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Gross! Don't lick my hand! God, why is there so much saliva?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: AlI had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Gross!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (attempting to break from Jim's grasp) Ah!Jim HalpertOpen quote: What? What, what, what, what, what?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (clutching side) Oh, god! You... oh! My appendix-Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm sorry.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: My wound hasn't healed yet.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm so sorry, I forgot.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, man!Jim HalpertOpen quote: You all right? You ok?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (stops whining and charges Jim) Rrrah!
Scene 305 linesNellie BertramOpen quote: (to Cathy) Where the hell is he? I cannot do this without him.CathyOpen quote: I don't know. He's not picking up.Todd PackerOpen quote: Well, looks like Shnoot's a no-show. Guess he wasn't vice presy material after all. But I am. Put me in, babe. I got the info down backwards, forwards, and doggy-style. I'm your man.Nellie BertramOpen quote: (considers and decides on Packer) Right, let's begin then. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the vice president of Sabre Retail, Mr. Todd Packer.Todd PackerOpen quote: Sup?
Scene 319 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: (notices Andy boxing up things from Erin's desk) What are you doing?Andy BernardOpen quote: I'm just dealing with Erin's stuff since apparently she's not coming back. And she didn't bother to tell anyone.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: We knew. Ryan told us.Andy BernardOpen quote: Ryan, why didn't you tell me?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Thought you checker my Tumblr?Andy BernardOpen quote: You never update it.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Well, I updated it.Andy BernardOpen quote: Does anyone else think this is weird? And like, kind of uncool, actually? To leave us without a receptionist?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We'll find another receptionist. I mean, that's easy. We'll be fine. (Andy nods reluctantly)
Scene 329 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (trying to get around Jim) Huh, huh, huh! (slides between Jim's legs)Jim HalpertOpen quote: What are you doing?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I was trying to go-Jim HalpertOpen quote: Get up.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ok, ok.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Get up. All right? I'm not gonna let you by.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Then you know what? I'm just gonna have to run right through you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: OK. (Dwight runs in place) What are you doing? Are you really revving up? you know that doesn't work.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (tries to jump off wall) Jackie Chan! (falls and groans)
Scene 3312 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: (holding mobile phone up) Go.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (in a feminine voice) Hi. This is Alex.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: (in feminine voice) And this is Sam.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (in a feminine voice) Kevin can't come to the phone right now because he's busy with us.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Perfect! Now people will think I'm doing hot girls all day.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I don't know, man, they might think we're drag queens.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Yeah, I don't know why you picked names that are also guys' names.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay, now who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Don't make me be your pony, Kevin.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Forget it, man.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: What do you mean?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I'm out. And so is Toby.
Scene 342 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: This may be wrong. But there's a limit to what I would do for my child.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Yeah. I have my dignity too. I refuse to be another man's horsey.
Scene 351 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: No guys, stop! You have to sell me cookies. I'll do anything. (starts performing Hello! Ma Baby) I'm even gonna kiss Meredith. (kisses Meredith) That is... hmph... that's ah... so good. (almost in tears Meredith pulls him toward her by his tie)
Scene 367 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (tackled by Dwight) What are you doing? No. No, no, no.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This. Ends. Now.Jim HalpertOpen quote: This is dangerous.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (picks Jim up) Rrahh! (both fall)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Why?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Anything else you need to talk about?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Nope. I think that was it. (Dwight gets up and walks away)
Scene 388 linesRobert CaliforniaOpen quote: What baffles me is how you could take a perfectly good idea, (Dwight enters) which the great Jo Bennett rightfully signed off on, and then utterly botch it in execution.Todd PackerOpen quote: If I may speak to that, I have only been vice president of this project for the last half hour, so the man you want is Dwight Shrute.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: I don't see Dwight. He clearly had the infinite wisdom to stay as far away from this clown show as possible.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Whatever you do, do not blame Todd Packer. It is not his fault. Blame his upbringing, his parents, the society that would mold this idiotic creature. Fire the employee, yes... but not the man. You may not cancel his soul.Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: That was never on the table.Todd PackerOpen quote: (to Nellie) Are you kidding? (to Robert) She's the queen of the whole freaking Magilla!Robert CaliforniaOpen quote: And yet Todd, it's you who's fired.Todd PackerOpen quote: What, you, I, I can't get fired. I'm an institution. I have been at this company for 20 years. How many of you have been here that long, huh? (Dwight exits meeting room and helps Jim up)
Scene 3911 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: (Dwight and Jim enter office) Hey, hey. They're back. (Everyone greets them)Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Dwight, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in Florida?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, the crazy thing about that is, um, wow you look great. Did you lose some weight?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Thank you, for someone who actually notices this. No, I didn't lose weight. But I started using my makeup to contour my face to look skinnier. I actually put on five pounds.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (to Stanley) Hey! Good to have you back.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: (insincerely) Good to be back.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (to Jim) Hey, stranger!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Aw, I missed you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I missed you. (they embrace and kiss as Andy watches on sadly)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Aw.
Scene 401 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: I'm going to Florida to get Erin. (grabs coat, runs out, then returns) Forgot to turn off my email. It's crazy, right? It's just, when she said she was leaving, I felt so- (looks at computer frustrated) 'You're about to close four tabs, are you sure you want to continue?' Yes. I am sure. Ah, slow computer!