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Vol. 4 · Issue 5Scranton, PA

Every line from Michael's big directorial debut is here, including the failed attempts to finish that Kit Kat jingle. You'll find the full script from the commercial shoot and Dwight's adventures in Second Life. It's the best place to find quotes about "limitless paper in a paperless world" or Andy's "Nard Dog" aromatherapy.

Scene 01

3 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

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1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 03

12 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 04

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Michael Scott
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott
Ad guy 2
Michael Scott
Ad guy 2
Michael Scott
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott
Ad guy 1

Scene 05

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Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 06

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Jim Halpert

Scene 07

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

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Michael Scott
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott
Ad guy 2
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott
Ad guy 1

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Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

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Receptionist
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

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6 lines
Michael Scott
Ad guy 2
Michael Scott
Ad guy 2
Ad guy 1
Michael Scott

Scene 14

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David Wallace
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott

Scene 15

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

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Kevin Malone

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1 line
Oscar Martinez

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1 line
Meredith Palmer

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1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 20

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Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

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Angela Martin

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Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton

Scene 23

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Darryl Philbin
Andy & Creed & Kevin & Kelly & Darryl
Darryl Philbin
Andy & Creed & Kevin & Kelly
Darryl Philbin
Andy & Creed & Kevin & Kelly
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin

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Andy Bernard

Scene 25

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

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Darryl Philbin
Andy & Creed & Kevin & Kelly
Darryl Philbin
Andy & Creed & Kevin & Kelly
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Andy & Creed & Kevin & Kelly
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

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Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 28

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

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Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

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Pam Beesly

Scene 32

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Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Both

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

Scene 35

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Everyone
Bartender
Michael Scott

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Jim Halpert

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Jim Halpert

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Michael's Ad

Scene 39

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Everyone
Jim Halpert
Bartender
Jim Halpert
Bartender
Pam Beesly
Bartender
Jim Halpert

Scene 40

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Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

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Andy Bernard