Scene 014 linesManOpen quote: Next up, secretary Schrute will read the minutes from Sunday's meeting.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. No, Jim, hey!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This meeting is for Knights of the Night only.
Scene 021 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. We're often compared to the Guardian Angels, but we could not be more different from them. Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels. I mean, broad strokes purposes, sure. Think Guardian Angels. One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission accomplished. Not by us.
Scene 0318 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: I'm actually just looking for my Blackberry, so, carry on.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, no, no, no, no. I see how this movie ends. You make fun of me, everyone laughs, ha, ha, ha... screw you!ManOpen quote: Dwight, don't be bothered by your friend's presence.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What are you going to do now? Are you going to make fun of our leader's weird voice? Huh? (mimicking the leader's voice) Dwight, don't be bothered by the (mumbles). Over the line, Jim.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm just looking for my phone, so... pretend I'm not here.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Fine. Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. That's our official name, Jim.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Sounds good.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Reflective strips were glued to patrol jackets. Knights went outside with flashlights to test them.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Smart.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: And the rest was just (mumbles)stuff.ManOpen quote: Go ahead and read it, some people weren't here.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay. Knights stayed outside to play flashlight tag.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, come on, that sounds awesome.MemberOpen quote: It was pretty cool.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Was it?MemberOpen quote: It was fun.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It was pretty awesome.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (answers phone) Hey! Yeah. No, I got it. Just leaving now.
Scene 041 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: January three, 2011. A day which will live in-famously. Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly, otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- okay, let's switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let's push through. We'll do this.
Scene 051 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life. Holly gave AJ an ultimatum. He either proposes by New Year's or they break up. Now, if she's engaged, I'm gonna go crazy, and I'm gonna start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I may just burn this whole place to the ground out of happiness. Either way, I am going to need some talking down. And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.
Scene 063 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (filming video) Michael, I know what you're thinking. Holly's engaged to another man, and you want to kill yourself. It may seem like a good idea, but it's not.Erin HannonOpen quote: (giggles) Snot. Sorry, it sounded like you said it's snot. I am so sorry.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, so killing yourself. (laughs) I was just thinking about snot.
Scene 076 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: Good morning.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wow. Did your baby draw that?Angela MartinOpen quote: The glitter is blinding.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I think it's good.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's gonna be fun.
Scene 081 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: I recently met Sue, the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration. She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives and morale boosters and stuff. Sue just goes for it, she's awesome.
Scene 091 linePhyllis VanceOpen quote: I know Sue. She's not that great. And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?
Scene 1014 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Okay, champagne.Michael ScottOpen quote: Happy.Erin HannonOpen quote: Sponge.Michael ScottOpen quote: Sad. To soak up my tears.Erin HannonOpen quote: Gummi bears and gummi worms.Michael ScottOpen quote: Bears sad, worms happy. Come on, Erin.Erin HannonOpen quote: Ukulele's happy?Michael ScottOpen quote: Sad, something to break.Erin HannonOpen quote: Chocolates.Michael ScottOpen quote: For you, job well done.Erin HannonOpen quote: Thank you! And two bottles of scotch.Michael ScottOpen quote: Both sad.Erin HannonOpen quote: And did you get the tickets?Michael ScottOpen quote: I did! I did, indeed. Two front row center, to Paula Poundstone, Live in Poughkeepsie. Holly's favorite. I hope she doesn't call us up on stage. That would suck. "Hey, you think you can do my job better?" I don't know. "What's your name?" Michael.
Scene 111 lineErin HannonOpen quote: I'm really excited for Michael either way. Because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life!
Scene 1216 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, hey, guys! I'd like to introduce you to a new little friend of mine. His name is New Year's resolution board.Michael ScottOpen quote: Shaaa-shut up. Hello.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: What happened? Is there a ring?Michael ScottOpen quote: So... high five me. We're back. To a happy... (grabs Holly's hand) look at those! Mittens. Are those a present?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: (whispering) Come on!Holly FlaxOpen quote: They're warm.Michael ScottOpen quote: They're so fuzzy and warm! Let me feel those. Let me feel that. Put 'er there. Give me a good firm... ooh! That's a good firm handshake. You're hired! Yes, let's get right into the Anderson account, shall we? Yes, yes, right away.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey, hey, hey. Want me to crank the thermostat up to 90, smoke her out? She can't keep those mittens on forever.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, no, why? Stop! Yes.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (Holly takes off mittens revealing no ring on her ring finger) Congratu-ohhh.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Wow.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh my God! That's it! That's it!Holly FlaxOpen quote: Oh, I get it. Everybody knows about the ultimatum.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Yes, I told everyone.Holly FlaxOpen quote: (sticking both ring fingers up) Ha ha, ha ha!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hey! (sticking up middle finger) Right back atcha, bitch!
Scene 1318 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Happy! Happy, happy, happy, happy!Michael ScottOpen quote: (in video) Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, calm down, breathe.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm trying!Michael ScottOpen quote: (in video) I said breathe!Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm trying!Michael ScottOpen quote: (in video) Wait a second, are you listening to music?Michael ScottOpen quote: What?Michael ScottOpen quote: (in video) Shut that off!Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm not listening to music!Michael ScottOpen quote: (in video) Fine, just go crazy for a little while! Lookin' good! You're lookin' good. (roping Michael in) Oh, I gotcha! I gotcha! I'm pulling you back! Michael dance off!Michael ScottOpen quote: Go! Oh, that's nice.Michael ScottOpen quote: (in video) Go!Michael ScottOpen quote: Me? Okay.Erin HannonOpen quote: Go!Michael ScottOpen quote: (in video) Nice! We're gonna calm down later.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm good.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, yeah!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh my God! (sprays champagne on Erin)
Scene 1427 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, Dwight, I'm collecting resolution cards.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Not doing that.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Why not?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I've achieved plenty and there's no better than the best.Andy BernardOpen quote: Drink less caffeine. That's a good one, Pam. Here's mine.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Learn to cook for one!Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah. I love cooking, but I always find myself throwing out half the food that I prepare, so... two years is time to just start preparing the right amount of food for the right number of people, which is one.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, maybe you'll meet someone.Andy BernardOpen quote: No, some people don't just meet someone. I'm fine with it. Really. This is not a pity party. It's not a party at all. It's just sad.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Angela.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yes.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Make time for romance!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Who's the senator?Angela MartinOpen quote: My boyfriend.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Oh, you mean the state senator. I'm sorry, I was confused, because you accidentally wrote 'the senator'.Angela MartinOpen quote: Ugh.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wait, it's that easy? That's not a resolution, that's just... something I want to do. Okay, fine. I can do that... (sticks note card on board, makes trumpet sound) My resolution is... meet a loose woman.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh, God.Andy BernardOpen quote: That's a good one.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah.Andy BernardOpen quote: You know what, that's my new one. I'm taking that one, too.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Awesome.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa...'Andy BernardOpen quote: The bookstore?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It's that easy?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I'll come with you, show you how it's done.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay, I'll drive.
Scene 151 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.
Scene 1615 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hello! Oh, somebody's got a new phone!Holly FlaxOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: That is neat.Holly FlaxOpen quote: I got it for Christmas. I'm so out of my league here.Michael ScottOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) E.T. phone Holly. Holly like phone?Holly FlaxOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Holly misses old phone.Michael ScottOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Why?Holly FlaxOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) New phone is confusing. Gets bad reception.Michael ScottOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Bummer.Holly FlaxOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Bummer.Michael ScottOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Reese's Pieces.Holly FlaxOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Reese's Pieces?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Oh, God, please stop!Michael ScottOpen quote: I still have my old phone. This thing... indestructible. (slams phone on desk, phone breaks)Holly FlaxOpen quote: (reaches for her cell phone) Oh, I should get this. Hey! Oh, no, don't go see that one, I want to see that together. Yeah, go see that action one. Okay. I love you, too. All right.
Scene 1714 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Holly doesn't seem to be engaged, but she's talking to AJ like she is. I can't figure it out. Do you think she's already dating a different AJ?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I don't think so.Michael ScottOpen quote: When you broke it off with Roy, did you still tell him you loved him?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: But you did still love him.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm not... I'm not going to have...Michael ScottOpen quote: Do you love him now?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No! Just talk to her.Michael ScottOpen quote: No. She'd just resent me. Or worse! She would think of me as her friend. (disgusted voice) Oh, hi friend! Blegh.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I'll talk to her, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: You think she'd talk to you?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Why wouldn't she?Michael ScottOpen quote: That's true. She's really nice. She'd talk to anybody. Why don't you bring Erin to balance you out?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: There's a plan.
Scene 183 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: All right! We should divide up by section. I will take romance and travel.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'll take the entirety of the second floor.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I got that cutie behind the counter.
Scene 194 linesBookstore employeeOpen quote: Well, if you read a lot, you should check out our e-readers. They're really neat.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Whoa, I work at a paper company, those things terrify me. They could put us out of business, you know? I heard those machines hold like, ten books at once.Bookstore employeeOpen quote: Actually, it's ten thousand.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Holy (bleep), what? Let me see that. It's so light. Like a croissant.
Scene 2019 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Hi.CustomerOpen quote: Hi.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Welcome.Andy BernardOpen quote: Let us know if you need anything.CustomerOpen quote: Thanks.Andy BernardOpen quote: Why did we pretend like we work here?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Is that what we were doing?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Hey, how'd you do?Andy BernardOpen quote: Good!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Good. Real good.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Really?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, yeah!Andy BernardOpen quote: We kinda nailed it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, pretty much. But, you know, this place is kinda tapped out, so. Let's roll.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Cool.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay. What'd you get?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: A book about oceans.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, really? What else? Let me see.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No, that's uh. Porn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... porn.
Scene 2112 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: (whispering) Follow my lead. Hey, want some company?Erin HannonOpen quote: Want some company?Holly FlaxOpen quote: Oh, sure. Have a seat. How were your breaks?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Oh, really good, I went to Portugal.Erin HannonOpen quote: I went to Portugal.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Oh, wow... you went together?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: No.Erin HannonOpen quote: No.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: So, I've just gotta know. What's going on with you and AJ?Holly FlaxOpen quote: Nothing really happened. I mean, I know I made a big deal about this whole New Year's deadline, but um, it came and went... and, we're still together.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: You didn't break up with AJ at all? I mean, not even for a week to make him buy you a present?Holly FlaxOpen quote: It just wasn't fair of me to give him an ultimatum in the first place. The whole thing is totally my fault. But we're going to be just fine. Just fine.
Scene 2212 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Whoa! Hold on.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I am not going back until I fulfill my resolution.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (Dwight heads toward a strip club) Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Come on, why not? I've never been in one before. I'm tired of being Mr. Perfect Role Model all the time.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well, we can't just go back, I mean, we came out to meet women.Andy BernardOpen quote: Hey, there's a roller rink across the street! There's always chicks at the rink.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: What kind of chicks are you going to meet there?Andy BernardOpen quote: I don't know. Single moms at a skating party. Sweet sixteen, ten year reunion parties.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Chicks fall down, need help getting back up.Andy BernardOpen quote: Roller derby practice!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: We're going skating.
Scene 2349 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: The goal of this meeting is to get everybody excited about their resolutions! Who's been good about their resolutions so far? Erin. Tell us about it.Erin HannonOpen quote: Well, my goal was to learn a new word every single day. And I must say that it is going immensely.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Cool! Here's a little 'way to go' gift from Sabre. (tosses Erin a Frisbee)Gabe LewisOpen quote: Intercepted!Erin HannonOpen quote: Hey! Gabe.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Whoops.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Creed. I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board. What's yours?Creed BrattonOpen quote: I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How is it going?Creed BrattonOpen quote: I'm having a little trouble motivating.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: One of the hardest parts about making resolutions is keeping them. In fact, most resolutions are abandoned by February.Michael ScottOpen quote: Or sooner.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's not a joke.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: But that's okay. Because it's not about being perfect, it's about trying. In fact, why don't we go around and confess some of the ways that we've fudged on some of our resolutions?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Well, I said that I would eat more vegetables, and I haven't yet. But it's okay. I still have time, since last year, I ate none.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee. But that's fine.Michael ScottOpen quote: Is it?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes! Because with all of your support, by this time next year maybe I'll be down to one glass of iced tea a week.Michael ScottOpen quote: Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12:01, January first, BAM! Blood everywhere.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Well not all of us are Michael Freaking Scott.Michael ScottOpen quote: What is wrong with you people? Can't you stick to anything? Erin, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables. Creed, you say you want to do a cartwheel? Nothing's stopping you. Come on, old man, do a cartwheel!Creed BrattonOpen quote: Well, I can't, I don't know how.Michael ScottOpen quote: You're just gonna somersault around for the rest of your life and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.Creed BrattonOpen quote: My tombstone's already made, thank you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Just do a cartwheel!Erin HannonOpen quote: This is all I could find.Michael ScottOpen quote: (holding broccoli in front of Kevin) Eat it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You don't have to do that, Kevin.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I don't know. I'm glad this is happening. Thank you, Michael.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Why are you eating stem first?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: This is a new food for me, how else should I eat it?Ryan HowardOpen quote: The other way.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Can I get some cheese whiz? Or hollandaise?Michael ScottOpen quote: No. No cheese whiz, no hollandaise, no chocolate sauce, just eat it. Come on. Here comes the airplane, there you go. Open, open, into the hanger, there you go.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Eat it. Put it in your mouth, and just eat it.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: God, I hate it.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't care whether you hate it! You said you'd do it!Angela MartinOpen quote: All right!Michael ScottOpen quote: Eat it!Kelly KapoorOpen quote: You're killing him, Michael!Michael ScottOpen quote: All right, all right, shh!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: All right, I ate the fluffy part, can I be done?Michael ScottOpen quote: Let me see if you swallowed it, open your mouth. Under your tongue. (reveals hidden broccoli, spits it out) Oh, God! You guys are pathetic.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Can I get some candy, or something?Michael ScottOpen quote: No! You can't have any candy!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I'll get him water.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, Michael, just settle down.
Scene 246 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Holly Flax.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Yes, Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: (imitating E.T.) Not Michael, E.T.Holly FlaxOpen quote: What's up?Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Oh, no, Michael, I don't want to talk about it with you. I mean, I'm fine, I just... I don't want to talk about it.
Scene 2514 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Holly, come on in. Thanks for coming. I thought there should be an HR rep here for this. So, Kevin and Creed, things got a little bit intense in the conference room.Creed BrattonOpen quote: You think?Michael ScottOpen quote: And I wanted to apologize. These resolutions should be about you, and I made it about me, and it was none of my beeswax.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: You were super mean.Michael ScottOpen quote: It was insensitive and I am sorry.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: It was traumatizing, Michael. I wouldn't be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again.Michael ScottOpen quote: I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions. The cartwheel, the veggies... I... care about you. Very much. And you loom so large in my heart that I crossed the line.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay, Michael, no offense, but you need to get your own life.Michael ScottOpen quote: You're right. And I hope that we can still be friends.Creed BrattonOpen quote: I don't think I'm there yet, Boss.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Well, I am. (hugs Michael)Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, oh! All right.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I'm going to help you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 264 linesDJOpen quote: (at the skating rink)Hey, uh. It's just you. Anything you want to hear?Andy BernardOpen quote: Um... Dave Matthews Band. No hits! Deep tracks only.DJOpen quote: Okay. (Ants Go Marching starts playing)Andy BernardOpen quote: I said no hits!
Scene 2712 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: I just feel blocked. Like I'm living, but I'm not...Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hey, Ryan.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yeah.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: How's your fart project coming?Ryan HowardOpen quote: That's real, real classy, Kevin. Hey, was it me or you that just shoved the butt end of a pound of broccoli into my mouth because Michael told me to?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Me.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Kevin, don't! Come on!Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Oh, Pam, soda. Caffeine!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, just a little, I have a lot to deal with today.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: (holding a pack of cigarettes) Well, if you don't have to do 'em...Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Meredith, what are you doing? I could be pregnant!Ryan HowardOpen quote: Okay, no.
Scene 295 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: No, she's lying.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hey, Ryan. (taps board, makes farting noise)Erin HannonOpen quote: One, two, three. (does cartwheel) I did it! I did a cartwheel!Creed BrattonOpen quote: (bleep) you! (bleep) you! God!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, that's it.
Scene 3113 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Sup?Andy BernardOpen quote: Hey! Where did you go?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: To the arcade.Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh, cool.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Why, did you meet someone?Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah, I did actually. His name is Andy, and he roller skates like a Greek god and you know what? I kinda like hanging out with him.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Right on, son.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Gentlemen.Andy BernardOpen quote: And where did you go?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Strip club. I was looking at the strippers at the strip club.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Right.DJOpen quote: So, that's it, guys? If you want, I can put on the strobe.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah!
Scene 326 linesErin HannonOpen quote: You want to keep this?Michael ScottOpen quote: No.Erin HannonOpen quote: Do you want to keep this?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yup.Erin HannonOpen quote: Do you want to keep this?Michael ScottOpen quote: You can toss them.
Scene 331 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: My resolution? I never want to make Holly cry again. Unless it's from laughing too hard. Or making love too beautifully.
Scene 341 lineHolly FlaxOpen quote: We're gonna be just fine. You know how you say something over and over and the words start to sound weird? Going to be just fine... just fine... just fine... just fine...
Scene 351 lineHolly FlaxOpen quote: I just think we need to cool things down for awhile. Yeah, a break. At least until I get back to Nashua. Yeah, I'm sure.
Scene 3613 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Look at where you're going to be doing the cartwheel. So look at where you're going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Mmmhm.Michael ScottOpen quote: You ready to do this?Creed BrattonOpen quote: Yes, sir.Michael ScottOpen quote: You know what? I'm going to stay here as long as it takes.Creed BrattonOpen quote: I really appreciate it, Boss.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's about you. It's about you. Go!Creed BrattonOpen quote: I did it!Michael ScottOpen quote: You did?Creed BrattonOpen quote: The perfect cartwheel.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Creed BrattonOpen quote: What a rush! That's all I had to do all year.Michael ScottOpen quote: Congratulations. All right. Well, all right. See you tomorrow.