Scene 017 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (yelling) Attention everyone! Jim and I, on behalf of--Jim HalpertOpen quote: Too loud.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: --the party planning committee...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Too, too loud. Too Loud.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: But effective, look! (everyone turns to pay attention) On behalf of Jim and I, Merry Christmas.EveryoneOpen quote: Merry Christmas.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Merry Christmas. Good.
Scene 021 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: My diabolical plot is on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts with the sound of children singing. Hmmph! (laughs) Not really! I'm just tired. The days are short. I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.
Scene 0328 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: It is time to unveil the tree.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hey, Rockefeller Center!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.Jim HalpertOpen quote: This is all we have.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Ugh.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, it's not "ugh." It is... office camaraderie.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It is warm feelings.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Why don't we talk more about it instead of doing it?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Thirty! Twenty-nine! Twenty-eight! (others join)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Why would you start so high?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Twenty- seven! Twenty-six! ...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Three, two, one! (pulls sheet to reveal Christmas tree)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Ooh.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ah!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: You didn't decorate it?Jim HalpertOpen quote: No.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Exactly.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Everyone.Andy BernardOpen quote: Why would you wrap it in a sheet, if you're not covering anything up?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Is it, is it fake?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Pam!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes, we are unveiling, an artificial tree, that will never die...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Like the spirit of Christmas!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: We're supposed to applaud you for taking a giant diaper off fake tree?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This was a successful unveiling! Go back to work! Merry Christmas!
Scene 042 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Hello. Sorry guys. (louder, face is scratched up.) Sorry guys. I'm not sure I've earned the right to make announcements yet. But whoever is giving me the Twelve Days of Christmas? As my Secret Santa? Please stop. I can't take it anymore. My cat killed a turtledove; the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please. Stop.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: What psycho would send that as a gift? (Kelly hugs Erin)
Scene 051 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: I begged Dwight and Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa. And I decided to give Erin the Twelve days of Christmas. Is it my fault that the first eight days is basically thirty birds? (six geese are inside Erin's car)
Scene 066 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas boys and girls! It's me, Santa Claus!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey Santa!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: They finally let you do it!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Yeah!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Congrats Phil!Erin HannonOpen quote: It's so edgy!
Scene 071 linePhyllis VanceOpen quote: I have been wanting to be Santa for years. I believe I have the right temperament, and the figure to do the job well. I slipped a note to Jim eleven weeks ago, and he said I could do it. (she awkwardly hugs Jim) It's been a long journey... but (sniffles) I'm Santa Claus!
Scene 087 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: So Santa, what can we expect from this party?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: It's going to be a very jolly time if you've been good!Creed BrattonOpen quote: What if you've been bad?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Oh then nothing but a lump of coal for you!Creed BrattonOpen quote: What if you've been really, really bad? More evil, and strictly wrong?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, Creed, we covered it. Lump of coal!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Yeah.
Scene 091 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: For several weeks, my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of a machine that I've been attempting to assemble. I'm suspicious of this because I had the exact same idea, for catching Osama bin Laden. I would simply send him a different piece each day. He would assemble it, to find himself... in jail!
Scene 104 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: You know Oscar every time I make this lasagna people ask me if it's a family recipe, but really, I just get the recipe from the box!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: That's funny.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Is it funny? I thought it was more ...interesting, than funny. (she walks over to see Oscar at the window looking down on man catching a football in parking lot) I think my water just broke!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: That's too funny.
Scene 123 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Heeeeeere's Santa! Hey little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Ooh, you have been a very naughty girl, I see. (points to Pam's' pregnant tummy)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, we already have a Santa, Phyllis.Michael ScottOpen quote: What the hell is going on?
Scene 1311 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Phyllis, Jim? Phyllis is Santa?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: Phyllis?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah I told her a long time ago she could do it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Take it back. That is absurd.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, I'm not gonna do that.Michael ScottOpen quote: No? No! Jim! Come on!Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think she's doing a good job.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's insane! A woman Santa, where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here, doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm not gonna go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa.Michael ScottOpen quote: Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can- I -you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those.
Scene 141 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.
Scene 1520 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (santa voice) Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over there, when you can sit on my lap. Phyllis is only ... pretending to be a man, I'm the real thing. Sit down on my lap and there will be no doubt!GroupOpen quote: (mutters) Okay...Michael ScottOpen quote: No it's not, not like penis-wise. (as Santa) Hello little boy, what's your name?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Michael it's me, Kevin. Phyllis says I'm too big for her lap.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh! I am so sorry that Phyllis hates you. And hates your body. But, Santa remembers a reindeer that was just a tiny bit different as well.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: When can I sit on your lap?Michael ScottOpen quote: Right now! Come on over here, big boy! There we go. (Kevin sits on his lap. It's a struggle) Oh my God.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: That's really comfortable. (Michael gasps)Michael ScottOpen quote: What would you like for Christmas little boy?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I don't know. I didn't know you were gonna ask me that.Michael ScottOpen quote: What did you think was going to happen?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I didn't know. Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right, just say "some toys" please.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don't want to mess up on this list.Michael ScottOpen quote: Damn it Kevin, come on.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: What about if I tell you the things I don't want?Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay get off, get off! (pushes Kevin off) Oh! Oh, God!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted!Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay you know what you get? You get a thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Awesome.
Scene 167 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: Well?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm trying Phyllis. You're Santa.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: The only Santa.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's what I want.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: You promised me this. Don't make me get Bob involved!Jim HalpertOpen quote: What would Bob do?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Never mind, I shouldn't have said that.
Scene 1713 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Does it hurt?Erin HannonOpen quote: It stings a lot.Andy BernardOpen quote: Hmm.Erin HannonOpen quote: I keep trying to figure out who's sending me these gifts.Andy BernardOpen quote: I know, right?Erin HannonOpen quote: So far no one will admit to it.Andy BernardOpen quote: Huh!Erin HannonOpen quote: Is it you? (Andy stage face, eyes pop, big mouth smile, Erin laughs)Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah! Totally! I admit it! It's me.Erin HannonOpen quote: Seriously?Andy BernardOpen quote: "Seriously?" Are you serious?Erin HannonOpen quote: What?Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah! Totally serious! I'm your Secret Santa! Busted!
Scene 187 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: There he is.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Hey.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Is Matt around? I got his check.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Uh, Matt is on a delivery. Just leave it here, I'll take it.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Ah, I'll just... wait for him.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Matt's a pretty good-looking dude, don't you think?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I'll just leave it here with you. (drops checks, leaves. Daryl smirks)
Scene 1926 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Ryan come here!Ryan HowardOpen quote: Whoa, whoa.Michael ScottOpen quote: Come on, come on.Ryan HowardOpen quote: I'm doing something over here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ahhh... Ho ho ho! (struggles to pull Ryan towards him) Come on I need this. Come over here!Ryan HowardOpen quote: What are you talking about?Michael ScottOpen quote: Just sit down!Ryan HowardOpen quote: No no no.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey hey hey. Everything okay?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yup. Ryan and I are just having some fun!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can I just talk to you for a second?Michael ScottOpen quote: Whoop! Okay, what?Jim HalpertOpen quote: You can't yell out "I need this, I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap!Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yup.Michael ScottOpen quote: Do you understand, you forced my hand?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael, it's Phyllis. We want Phyllis as Santa.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, do we? Do "We?" Is that what "we" want? Why don't "we" take a vote on it?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Great!Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey! Okay! Everybody! The office is being pulled apart! I realize that. There are traditions at stake. And there are--Jim HalpertOpen quote: Who wants Phyllis as Santa? (most everyone raises their hand)Michael ScottOpen quote: No no no wait! No! There are other choices, there is information that we --(Dwight counts the raised hands) Are you kidding me? Kevin? After you almost killed me?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Michael I had you. I just want to try Phyllis.Jim HalpertOpen quote: And if you want Michael as Santa, raise your hand. (Michael, then Dwight raises hand) Can I get you some punch?Michael ScottOpen quote: I'll get some punch. That looks delicious. (shoves Santa hat into punch)OfficeOpen quote: Aw, Michael!
Scene 207 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Excuse me. Whoever has been sending me the parts to this gun, I think you sent me a gear instead of a trigger.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: How do you know it's a gun?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What else does it look like?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Not a gun.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well I don't have all the pieces yet.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Well, unless the missing piece is a gun, you don't have a gun.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Not a gun. (crosses gun off his "what could it be" list)
Scene 211 linePhyllis VanceOpen quote: In the North Pole I spend many nights alone tinkering with toys. So today, let's put a twinkle in Ole Kris Kringle's eye! Let the party begin! (Dwight plugs in tree lights, office applauds.)
Scene 221 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: I don't ask for much for Christmas, I really don't. It's not like I'm begging people to buy me diamonds and ...broach pendants. "Oh buy me something expensive or I'm gonna kill myself." That's not - I don't care about that. All I want to be is Santa. And, you want to take that away from me? Fine. Go ahead. But when you need my help because I am ruining everything, don't look at me.
Scene 237 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Behold! (extends his arms) Jesus Christ. And I bring to you glad Christmas tidings. I want to remind everyone the true meaning of Christmas. (Angela claps) Those of you who wish to join me, that's great. I'm excited by that. And those of you who don't, I forgive you. But I never forget.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Wow Michael, like this must be obvious how wrong this is.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh the Anti-Christ!Toby FlendersonOpen quote: You can't, (Michael touches his forehead and makes sizzling noise) Ow. Look, you cannot push religion.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh but I can push drugs in here? Is that what you're saying?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No!Michael ScottOpen quote: Well you have to pick one or the other. Your choice. Pick your poison. Get back to me. In the meantime, I am going to spread my goodness all over this company!
Scene 243 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Hey Phyllis, could you not reveal to Erin that I'm her Secret Santa?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: All right sweetie, I'll tell her its Michael.Andy BernardOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 2512 linesKelly & ErinOpen quote: (singing) I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas day, on Christmas day...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Have you talked to him?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Who?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Matt?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Is it that obvious? (Pam starts towards Matt) No- hey...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Mmm! Good pate, right? (Matt nods yes) Oscar made it. Have you met Oscar?MattOpen quote: I don't think so.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, Oscar, come here. Oscar, this is Matt, and um, Matt loves your pate.MattOpen quote: I had some.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oscar's pate is great. I could eat it all day, every day. Mmm. How come the good ones are never straight, right?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Okay Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 261 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes! They're the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.
Scene 2722 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: This just arrived from the Dunder Mifflin North Pole branch!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We don't have a North Pole branch. Idiot. (grabs package)Michael ScottOpen quote: (on karaoke microphone) Uh oh, what's Dwight gonna get? What is iiiit?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes! (Dwight opens package to reveal another machine part)Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh yes. It's space garbage. Dwight's gonna be able to build himself a friend! (sings) Deck the halls with crappy gifts...Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Ho ho ho! For Stanley! Ho ho ho! You've been very good this year -Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I have.Michael ScottOpen quote: (on microphone) Yeah, except for cheating on your wife. Adultery's a sin, look it up in the Bible people. What'd you get?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: He got scented candles!Michael ScottOpen quote: (on microphone) Oh, that's appropriate. Lot of fire where you're going. Better get used to it. You're going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks. You're going to Hell Stanley.Angela MartinOpen quote: Amen.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: And this brings us to you, little one.Michael ScottOpen quote: (on microphone) I can't see from here people. Somebody shout it out, don't make me get up.Angela MartinOpen quote: It's fabric! I really wanted this.Michael ScottOpen quote: (on microphone) That's fantastic. You can make another dress that goes past your feet.Angela MartinOpen quote: Andy, is this you?Michael ScottOpen quote: (on microphone) No!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: It's a secret.Michael ScottOpen quote: (on microphone) Andy had Erin.Andy BernardOpen quote: Nnnnya.Michael ScottOpen quote: (on microphone) What? Was I not supposed to say it? (Jim unplugs mic) What? Turn it back on.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No. (Michael gets up and walks into his office)
Scene 2823 linesDavid WallaceOpen quote: Yes Michael, what is so urgent?Michael ScottOpen quote: David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as.David WallaceOpen quote: I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'll give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.David WallaceOpen quote: Michael...Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa.David WallaceOpen quote: Michael-Michael ScottOpen quote: What?David WallaceOpen quote: This is a very very bad time.Michael ScottOpen quote: Really? What's going on?David WallaceOpen quote: Stephanie, can you hop off please?StephanieOpen quote: Sure David. (disconnect)Michael ScottOpen quote: What the hell? How rude! Does she do that all the time?Erin HannonOpen quote: Do you want me off the call too Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey! Get off! Get off the phone!David WallaceOpen quote: Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.Michael ScottOpen quote: What does that mean?David WallaceOpen quote: I'll be fired.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, can't Alan protect you?David WallaceOpen quote: Alan will be out too. All of us.Michael ScottOpen quote: All of us?David WallaceOpen quote: Goodbye Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh my God.
Scene 291 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Earlier today this office needed a Santa. And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus. And now, it needs a Michael. And that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into.
Scene 3010 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hey. How's everybody doing?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.Michael ScottOpen quote: That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus sort of ruined the party. Hurt petulant Jesus.Angela MartinOpen quote: Are you serious? This is so offensive.Michael ScottOpen quote: You know what's even more offensive, is baling on this party because some... jerk ruined the first part of it. Dwight come here. Here's my debit card, I want you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas and meet me in the conference room.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What's your pin number?Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't want to say. But, "it's fun to stay at the -" (nods to fill in blank, but Dwight doesn't know)Michael ScottOpen quote: "It's fun to stay at the -"Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Where? Holiday Inn? I don't ...Michael ScottOpen quote: (gestures the YMCA dance) Mmm, mm mm mm. (Dwight smirks, leaves)
Scene 314 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: I, I thought that you would like it.Erin HannonOpen quote: It was a little much Andy.Andy BernardOpen quote: Well it's the thought that counts.Erin HannonOpen quote: What were you thinking? (Andy freezes)
Scene 321 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: I suppose a gentlemen might... throw in the towel, at this point. Guess what? Not gonna happen.
Scene 3329 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: You know what, Christmas isn't about Santa, or Jesus. It's about the workplace. All of you feel like my family. Ryan, you are my son. And Pam, you're my wife. And Jim. And Angela and Phyllis, you are my Grandmas. And Stanley, you're our mailman. And I can't help but look at all your wonderful beautiful faces and think, "How could they do this to us?"Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How could we do what? (general murmur)Michael ScottOpen quote: It's not... Nevermind. Nothing. (arguing voices)Stanley HudsonOpen quote: We deserve to know.Michael ScottOpen quote: I didn't say anything!Angela MartinOpen quote: If you know something Michael...Michael ScottOpen quote: We're going out of business!GroupOpen quote: WHAT?Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You are kidding me!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wait wait wait, who said that?Michael ScottOpen quote: David told me on the phone. David told me.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: When? When did he tell you? Today?Michael ScottOpen quote: Earlier today.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Awww!Michael ScottOpen quote: He said, we have been sold. (upset murmurs)Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Aaaarrhh! (kicks over Christmas tree)Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight! Jesus!Angela MartinOpen quote: Come on!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael, wait. So they said we are sold?Michael ScottOpen quote: David's gone. Alan's gone. We're all gone.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. We haven't gone under. We've been sold and that can mean many different things.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's hard for me to imagine a scenario, where Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not - no offense Meredith.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: No, I get it.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'll call him. I'll call David.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, you won't, because he's not picking up his phone.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, I will. Because I always know how to get through to him.
Scene 341 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: He told me where his kids go to school. I call the school, I tell them I'm a pediatrician. They patch me through to his secretary. I use my little girl voice. Badda bing, badda boom.
Scene 3523 linesDavid WallaceOpen quote: Hey Sweetie, what is it?Michael ScottOpen quote: It's not sweetie, it's Michael Scott.David WallaceOpen quote: What the hell?Michael ScottOpen quote: Stephanie could you hop off please?David WallaceOpen quote: Michael, I have never-Michael ScottOpen quote: David!David WallaceOpen quote: Ever, ever...Michael ScottOpen quote: David, you are on speakerphone with the entire branch, and the warehouse.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey David.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Hi David! (group hellos)David WallaceOpen quote: Hello everyone.Michael ScottOpen quote: David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.David WallaceOpen quote: You weren't supposed to tell anyone Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well I think we're past that now.David WallaceOpen quote: I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh my God, David. That's horrible.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: How 'bout us? It's Meredith. By the way, your wife is a very lucky woman.David WallaceOpen quote: Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.Michael ScottOpen quote: We're not fired?David WallaceOpen quote: No! No, and congratulations.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah! (office erupts in cheers and applause and hugs) It's a Christmas miracle!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah!Michael ScottOpen quote: Woo hoo! (climbs on desk, stage dives into crowd of employees)
Scene 362 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (singing) I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone. (Meredith and Madge help right the Christmas tree)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It's true. We all walk alone.
Scene 381 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: (singing) My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating...
Scene 395 linesToby FlendersonOpen quote: (opening kite from Ryan) Wow! Cause... (reveals Kite Runner book)Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yeah! That was the idea.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Thank you!Ryan HowardOpen quote: Awesome!Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Thanks man! (awkwardly tries to hug Ryan, pats him on the back)
Scene 401 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: (singing) Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, thy leaves are so unchanging...
Scene 414 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Oh! You got it? What is that? (Dwight building his gift)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I have no idea.Michael ScottOpen quote: Huh. Well, maybe those will help. (puts bag of walnuts on his desk)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Michael? Please! Come on!
Scene 424 linesMattOpen quote: Nice to meet you Oscar.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Nice to meet you Mark!MattOpen quote: It's Matt.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Right, Matt. (Matt leaves) I know what I'm doing, Pam.
Scene 431 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh man! (Dwight dropped a walnut into the nutcracker) I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds. Clams, snails...
Scene 4417 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hi Santa.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Hi Michael. (Michael sits on her lap) Mm. 'kay.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'd like to make a wish.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: What?Michael ScottOpen quote: I would like an Xbox, and a TV that's compatible with an Xbox. And, I'm sorry.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: An Xbox it is. Because I've decided you're a good boy.Bob VanceOpen quote: Scott! What in the hell is going on here? (Bob enters dressed as Santa too)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: No Bob, we worked it out.Michael ScottOpen quote: You called Bob?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I'm sorry,Michael ScottOpen quote: Come on! Phyllis!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I'm really sorry. It was earlier today.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Hi sweetie.BobOpen quote: You okay baby?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I'm good baby. (they kiss, both dressed as Santa)Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh God. Get a room Santas!
Scene 455 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Thank you Santa. Happy Holidays.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It's real slippery out here. (sound of drummer's starts)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh my God!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Twelve drummers drumming. (marching drum band lines up to perform, Andy steps out with cymbals)Andy BernardOpen quote: Merry Christmas Erin! Take it away boys! (dances along to the drumming)