Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Secret Santa

Vol. 6 · Issue 12Scranton, PA

Michael’s ego takes a hit when Phyllis gets to be Santa, leading to a very awkward Jesus appearance and a lot of office tension. You can read through every line from the episode right here, including the panic over Dunder Mifflin being sold and Andy's bird-themed gifts for Erin. It's the complete "Secret Santa" script without any of the actual bird feathers.

Scene 01

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Everyone
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

28 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

2 lines
Erin Hannon
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 05

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 06

6 lines
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon

Scene 07

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 08

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Creed Bratton
Phyllis Vance
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance

Scene 09

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez

Scene 11

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 12

3 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 13

11 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 14

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 15

20 lines
Michael Scott
Group
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 16

7 lines
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance

Scene 17

13 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

7 lines
Oscar Martinez
Darryl Philbin
Oscar Martinez
Darryl Philbin
Oscar Martinez
Darryl Philbin
Oscar Martinez

Scene 19

26 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Office

Scene 20

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 22

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 23

7 lines
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott

Scene 24

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

12 lines
Kelly & Erin
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Matt
Pam Beesly
Matt
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly

Scene 26

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 27

22 lines
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

23 lines
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Stephanie
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott

Scene 29

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 30

10 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 31

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 32

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

29 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Group
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 34

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 35

23 lines
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 36

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 37

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 38

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 39

5 lines
Toby Flenderson
Ryan Howard
Toby Flenderson
Ryan Howard
Toby Flenderson

Scene 40

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 41

4 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 42

4 lines
Matt
Oscar Martinez
Matt
Oscar Martinez

Scene 43

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 44

17 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Bob Vance
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Bob
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 45

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard