Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Trivia

Vol. 8 · Issue 11Scranton, PA

Andy drags the staff to a Philadelphia bar for a trivia night in a desperate attempt to hit his quarterly sales quota with the prize money. You'll find every line from the episode here, including the Einsteins' surprise win and Gabe's odd metaphor about being a corporate toilet. Check out the full script to see exactly how Kevin managed to outsmart Oscar's elite team.

Scene 01

12 lines
Kevin Malone
Everyone
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert

Scene 02

9 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 03

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 04

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Receptionist
Dwight Schrute
Receptionist
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute

Scene 06

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 07

6 lines
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard

Scene 09

18 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 10

15 lines
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Robert California
Gabe Lewis
Robert California

Scene 11

22 lines
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Everyone
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

10 lines
Host
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance
Cathy
Stanley Hudson
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Host

Scene 13

6 lines
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Receptionist
Gabe Lewis

Scene 14

15 lines
Host
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Host
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin

Scene 15

17 lines
Dwight Schrute
Receptionist
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

14 lines
Host
Ryan Howard
Host
Ryan Howard
Host
Ryan Howard
Host
Ryan Howard
Host
Ryan Howard
Host
Jim Halpert
Host
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Robert California

Scene 18

19 lines
Host
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Host
Queerenstein Bears
Host
Oscar's friend
Darryl Philbin
Host
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Host
Oscar Martinez
Host
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Host

Scene 19

4 lines
Robert California
Stu
Gabe Lewis
Robert California

Scene 20

9 lines
Host
Oscar's friend
Host
Meredith Palmer
Host
Andy Bernard
Host
Andy Bernard
Host

Scene 21

12 lines
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

13 lines
Host
Andy Bernard
Host
Kevin Malone
Host
Oscar Martinez
Oscar's friend
Host
Kevin Malone
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Host
Oscar Martinez

Scene 23

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 24

2 lines
Stonewall Host
Kevin Malone

Scene 25

3 lines
Stonewall Host
Kevin Malone
Stonewall Host