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The Farm

Vol. 9 · Issue 17Scranton, PA

Dwight heads back home for Aunt Shirley’s funeral and a shot at the family inheritance while Todd Packer returns to the office with some very suspicious "apology" cupcakes. You'll find every line from the episode right here, covering everything from the Schrute family's odd mourning customs to the chaos Packer left behind. It's the best way to revisit the farm without actually having to milk a goat.

Scene 01

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Creed Bratton

Scene 02

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

11 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 06

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

9 lines
Mose
Dwight Schrute
Zeke
Mose
Dwight Schrute
Mose
Dwight Schrute
Zeke
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Jeb

Scene 09

14 lines
Erin Hannon
Todd Packer
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Todd Packer
Phyllis Vance
Todd Packer
Kevin Malone
Todd Packer
Pam Beesly
Todd Packer
Pam Beesly
Todd Packer
Pam Beesly

Scene 10

38 lines
German Minister
Jeb
Dwight Schrute
Jeb
Dwight Schrute
Jeb
Dwight Schrute
Jeb
German Minister
Dwight Schrute
Zeke
Oscar Martinez
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Fannie
Jeb
Fannie
Oscar Martinez
Zeke
Oscar Martinez
Zeke
Oscar Martinez
Zeke
Dwight Schrute
Henry
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Henry
Zeke
Henry
Dwight Schrute
German Minister
Fannie

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 13

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Creed Bratton

Scene 14

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 15

4 lines
Clark Green
Todd Packer
Clark Green
Todd Packer

Scene 16

10 lines
Stanley Hudson
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Meredith Palmer
Phyllis Vance

Scene 17

3 lines
Aunt Shirley
Dwight Schrute
Aunt Shirley

Scene 18

1 line
Jeb

Scene 19

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 20

5 lines
Aunt Shirley
Fannie
Jeb
Fannie
Jeb

Scene 21

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Fannie

Scene 22

1 line
Fannie

Scene 23

6 lines
Jeb
Dwight Schrute
Jeb
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Zeke

Scene 24

1 line
Zeke

Scene 25

7 lines
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Fannie

Scene 26

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

1 line
Fannie

Scene 28

3 lines
Todd Packer
Meredith Palmer
Todd Packer

Scene 29

8 lines
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Todd Packer

Scene 30

1 line
Todd Packer

Scene 31

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone

Scene 32

6 lines
Cameron
Dwight Schrute
Cameron
Dwight Schrute
Cameron
Dwight Schrute

Scene 33

11 lines
Cameron
Dwight Schrute
Cameron
Dwight Schrute
Cameron
Dwight Schrute
Cameron
Dwight Schrute
Cameron
Dwight Schrute
Cameron

Scene 34

26 lines
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Nellie Bertram
Stanley Hudson
Clark Green
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 35

4 lines
Todd Packer
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Todd Packer

Scene 36

4 lines
Jeb
Fannie
Dwight Schrute
Fannie