The Office Season 5

Jim finally pops the question while the rest of the branch gets way too competitive about a corporate weight loss challenge.

Between Meredith’s steak coupons and Jim timing Dwight’s bathroom breaks, this episode is a total mess in the best way. Here is the full script and every quote from the Scranton branch's wildest HR meeting.

Michael hosts a baby shower for Jan's daughter, Astrid, while Dwight puts a high-end stroller through its paces.

Michael hosts a charity auction to recover stolen goods while Dwight gives Angela a deadline to choose between him and Andy.

Michael and Darryl drive Holly to her new branch in Nashua while Dwight begins his psychological warfare against Andy by applying to Cornell.

Jim and Dwight face surprisingly bad customer reviews while Kelly schemes for revenge. This episode also gives us the legendary debut of William M. Buttlicker.

Michael takes Andy and Oscar to Winnipeg while Pam makes a tough choice about her future in New York.

Michael tries to get Toby fired by framing him with "drugs" while Jim surprises Pam with his parents' house.

Catch every line from the $4300 budget battle, including the lemonade stand breakdown and Michael's trip to Burlington Coat Factory.

Catch every joke from the Moroccan party, including Michael's disastrous intervention and Dwight's "My horn can pierce the sky" sales pitch.

Andy finally confronts Dwight about his affair with Angela, leading to an awkward duel involving a silent Prius and a bike chain.

Michael and Dwight scout the competition at Prince Family Paper while the rest of the office gets into a heated debate over Hilary Swank.

Every line and quote from the legendary Stress Relief episode where Michael roasts the office and Dwight’s fire drill goes wrong.

Michael takes his sales presentation on the road with Pam while Jim and Dwight try to appease a very angry Kelly with a "professional" birthday celebration.

Michael seeks closure in Nashua while Jim and Dwight try to throw a birthday party for Kelly that does not involve horse hunting.

Michael hosts a Valentine's Day mixer for the office singles while Jim and Pam deal with a very public display of affection from Bob and Phyllis.

Grab the full script and every quote from the episode where Michael Scott tries to pin his botched golden ticket idea on Dwight.

When the new VP Charles Miner arrives, the Dunder Mifflin crew deals with major office changes and a very stressed Michael Scott.

Michael spends his final two weeks causing absolute chaos while trying to recruit his coworkers for a brand-new paper company.

Michael recruits Ryan and Vikram to join his new company while Jim tries to impress Charles Miner with his non-existent soccer skills.

Michael, Pam, and Ryan launch their new business in a broom closet while Jim tries to figure out what a "rundown" is.

Michael and Dwight go head-to-head for the same clients while Jim convinces Andy that his relationship with Pam is on the rocks.

Michael Scott tries to save his failing company by bluffing Dunder Mifflin into a massive buyout. You'll find the complete script and every quote from this legendary episode.

From the iconic chili spill to the tension of the sales team mutiny, here are all the best lines and the full script for "Casual Friday."

Michael creates a "Cafe Disco" in his old office to help the staff relax, and you can read every single line from the episode here.

Every line from the season 5 finale where Michael and Holly reunite and Jim and Pam get some life-changing news.