Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Baby Shower

Vol. 5 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

Here is the complete script for 'Baby Shower,' so you won't miss a single 'Astird' joke or Michael's weird watermelon birth rehearsal. You'll find every line from Jan’s awkward visit to Dwight’s destructive stroller testing in the tire yard. It’s the best way to see exactly how Michael and Holly finally hit it off.

Scene 01

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

17 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 04

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

27 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 06

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 07

9 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

5 lines
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance

Scene 10

4 lines
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 11

21 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 13

6 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 14

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 15

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

13 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 18

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 19

9 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 20

17 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 21

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 23

9 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 25

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 26

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

13 lines
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Kelly Kapoor
Jan Levinson
Creed Bratton
Jan Levinson
Creed Bratton
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 30

6 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 31

18 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin

Scene 32

8 lines
Jan Levinson
Holly Flax
Jan Levinson
Holly Flax
Jan Levinson
Holly Flax
Jan Levinson
Holly Flax

Scene 33

12 lines
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson

Scene 34

3 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 35

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 36

6 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson

Scene 37

7 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 38

3 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 39

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 40

18 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert