Weight Loss

Here's the whole script for the season 5 premiere where the Dunder Mifflin crew tries to win vacation days by starving themselves. You'll find every line from the episode, including Michael's "Michael Clump" antics and that rainy gas station proposal that changed everything for Jim and Pam. It's a long one, but you can scroll through all the quotes to see exactly how Kelly managed to swallow a tapeworm (or so she thought).