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Weight Loss Vol. 5 · Issue 1 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Here's every line from the hour-long season premiere where the Scranton crew starves for vacation days and Pam takes on New York. Every joke is right here, from Michael's questionable 'Clump' character to the rainy rest stop proposal. It's the best way to catch Kelly's tapeworm incident and Ryan's infamous list of enemies.
Michael Scott Open quote: All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up. (cheering)
Michael Scott Open quote: OK everybody. Get used to this because we are going to be standing here briefly every Monday for the next seven Mondays. Andy Bernard Open quote: OK. How do you feel about Maine? (Angela picks up phone and dials) I'm on it. I'll see you later, love. (Dwight's pager vibrates, he and Angela walk out) Darryl Philbin Open quote: OK, everybody smile. Ho! You lost 31 pounds. Michael Scott Open quote: No way. No way. Pam Beesley. Hello. (picks up computer) Hey, everybody look, Pam. Pam, say hi. Say hi to Pam. Don't we all look skinny? Oh, oh, almost dropped you! Michael Scott Open quote: OK, everybody, let's suck in our guts. Michael Scott Open quote: Here we go. Everybody on. Michael Scott Open quote: OK, everybody. Phyllis, did I or did I not say fruit? Holly Flax Open quote: And exercise. Although I know everybody loves going to the gym. Friend Open quote: Oh, my God. Ok. Everybody just act normal. Don't say anything. Michael Scott Open quote: (in a fat suit, speaking in his Michael Clump voice) Ohhhh! Bang! Boom! Say Clump! Why hello everybody! Michael Scott Open quote: Body image. We are here because there is something wrong with society. Michael Scott Open quote: I dunno. I always call everybody back right away. He'll call back though. Give him until the end of the day, he'll call. If he doesn't, he is loco. Jim Halpert Open quote: Hey, sorry everybody.