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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Weight Loss

Vol. 5 · Issue 1Scranton, PA

Every line from The Office episode "Weight Loss", season 5 episode 1.

Scene 01

2 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 03

8 lines
Meredith Palmer
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Creed Bratton
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin

Scene 05

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 06

16 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone
Holly Flax
Pam Beesly
Holly Flax
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Stanley Hudson

Scene 08

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 09

1 line
Holly Flax

Scene 10

15 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

13 lines
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez

Scene 13

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 15

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

4 lines
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 19

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 20

12 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 21

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 22

7 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

Scene 23

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 24

2 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 25

1 line
Ronnie

Scene 26

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

5 lines
Professor
Pam Beesly
Professor
Pam Beesly
Professor

Scene 28

2 lines
Holly Flax
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 29

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 30

8 lines
Ronnie
Jan Levinson
Kevin Malone
Jan Levinson
Kevin Malone
Jan Levinson
Kevin Malone
Jan Levinson

Scene 31

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 32

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 33

6 lines
Holly Flax
Jan Levinson
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez

Scene 34

11 lines
Angela Martin
Holly Flax
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Holly Flax
Kevin Malone
Holly Flax
Kevin Malone
Holly Flax
Angela Martin
Holly Flax

Scene 35

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

Scene 36

3 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 37

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 38

16 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 39

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 40

5 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone

Scene 41

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 42

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 43

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 44

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 45

7 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 46

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 47

14 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 48

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 49

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

Scene 50

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 51

2 lines
Michael Scott
Ronnie

Scene 52

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 53

4 lines
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson

Scene 54

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 55

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 56

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 57

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 58

1 line
Holly Flax

Scene 59

3 lines
Kevin Malone
Creed Bratton
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 60

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 61

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 62

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 63

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 64

9 lines
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone

Scene 65

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 66

6 lines
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert

Scene 67

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 68

5 lines
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Holly Flax
Andy Bernard

Scene 69

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 70

5 lines
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 71

5 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 72

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 73

9 lines
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard

Scene 74

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute

Scene 75

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 76

4 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 77

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 78

8 lines
Friend
Pam Beesly
Friend
Pam Beesly
Friend
Pam Beesly
Friend
Pam Beesly

Scene 79

8 lines
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance

Scene 80

5 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 81

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 82

17 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 83

5 lines
Professor
Pam Beesly
Professor
Pam Beesly
Friend

Scene 84

15 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 85

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 86

3 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

Scene 87

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 88

12 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 89

23 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 90

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 91

13 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 92

2 lines
Holly Flax
Andy Bernard

Scene 93

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 94

6 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 95

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 96

18 lines
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 97

9 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 98

33 lines
Dwight Schrute
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

Scene 99

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 100

1 line
Toby Flenderson