Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Company Picnic

Vol. 5 · Issue 26Scranton, PA

Head out to the corporate retreat with every line from "Company Picnic." You can read through Michael and Holly’s "SlumDunder Mifflinaire" sketch and the intense volleyball tournament. Every quote from the script is here, from Dwight's stall tactics to the big news Jim and Pam get at the hospital.

Scene 01

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 02

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 06

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 08

2 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Rolph
Dwight Schrute
Rolph
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 13

14 lines
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
AJ
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
AJ
Michael Scott

Scene 14

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 15

9 lines
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

12 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
AJ
Michael Scott
AJ
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
AJ
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
AJ
Michael Scott

Scene 18

5 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 19

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Man
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 20

8 lines
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Woman
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 22

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 23

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson

Scene 24

6 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 25

14 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Rolph
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Rolph

Scene 26

14 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 27

9 lines
David Wallace
Charles Minor
Rolph
Dwight Schrute
Rolph
Toby Flenderson
Kendall
Toby Flenderson
Kendall

Scene 28

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

20 lines
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
Both
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 30

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 31

15 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Man from Buffalo
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Woman from Buffalo
David Wallace
Man from Buffalo
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Woman from Buffalo
David Wallace
Man from Buffalo

Scene 32

6 lines
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott

Scene 33

6 lines
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly

Scene 34

10 lines
Andy Bernard
Charles Minor
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Rolph
Dwight Schrute
Rolph
Dwight Schrute
Rolph
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 36

22 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
David Wallace
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 37

12 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 38

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Nurse

Scene 39

6 lines
Holly Flax
AJ
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
AJ

Scene 40

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 41

11 lines
David Wallace
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute

Scene 42

1 line
Jim Halpert