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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Cafe Disco

Vol. 5 · Issue 25Scranton, PA

Michael Scott is turning his old office into a "no work zone" and you'll find every line from the episode right here. From the espresso-fueled dancing to Dwight's questionable massage for Phyllis, here's the full script for "Cafe Disco." Grab a cookie (if Kevin didn't eat it) and check out all the best lines.

Scene 01

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 04

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 05

7 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 06

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 07

2 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 08

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 09

6 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 10

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 11

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 12

9 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 13

12 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

18 lines
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott

Scene 15

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 16

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 17

26 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 18

25 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 19

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 20

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Jessica
Phyllis Vance
Jessica
Phyllis Vance
Jessica
Phyllis Vance

Scene 21

21 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance

Scene 22

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 23

19 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 24

11 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Erin Hannon
Vance Refrigeration Guy 1
Vance Refrigeration Guy 2
VRG 1
VRG 2
VRG 1
VRG 2
VRG 1
VRG 2
VRG 1

Scene 25

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 26

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance

Scene 27

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez

Scene 29

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 30

2 lines
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton

Scene 31

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 32

4 lines
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute

Scene 33

10 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 34

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

3 lines
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton

Scene 36

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance

Scene 37

3 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 38

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 39

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 40

6 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Bob Vance
Dwight Schrute
Bob Vance

Scene 41

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 42

5 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 43

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 44

2 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin

Scene 45

18 lines
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor