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Michael Scott Paper Company

Vol. 5 · Issue 21Scranton, PA

Here’s where you can find every single line from the launch of the Michael Scott Paper Company. Whether you're looking for Michael's "Britney bitch" intro or trying to figure out what a "rundown" actually is, you'll find the full script right here. Check out the quotes and those rectangle-shaped pancakes that definitely weren't a mistake.

Scene 01

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 02

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 03

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 04

6 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Charles Minor
Kelly Kapoor
Charles Minor

Scene 05

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

7 lines
Charles Minor
Kelly Kapoor
Charles Minor
Erin Hannon
Charles Minor
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone

Scene 07

3 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 10

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 11

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 12

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 13

3 lines
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 14

6 lines
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert

Scene 15

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert

Scene 17

23 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

18 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott

Scene 19

19 lines
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly

Scene 20

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 21

11 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

10 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly

Scene 23

11 lines
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone

Scene 24

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 25

6 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 26

12 lines
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

17 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor
Pam Beesly
Charles Minor

Scene 28

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

9 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 30

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 31

10 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 32

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert
Charles Minor
Jim Halpert

Scene 33

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 34

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Man
Pam Beesly

Scene 35

4 lines
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Meredith Palmer

Scene 36

14 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Dwight & Erin
Dwight Schrute
Dwight & Andy
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson

Scene 37

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 38

21 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 39

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 40

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard