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New Boss Vol. 5 · Issue 18 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Charles Miner is in the building and he's already sucking the fun out of Scranton. Every line from the episode is here, from Michael's 15th-anniversary drama to Jim's very poorly timed tuxedo prank. You'll find the full script and all the best quotes from the day Michael Scott decided he'd finally had enough.
Michael Scott Open quote: Wow! Hold that thought. I want everybody to go into the break room. I have a little surprise for you. Go ahead. You too. Dwight, would you escort our guest in there? C'mon, here we go, don't be shy, don't be shy, you're one of us . (whispers) Dwight, stall him a little, I have to get the fish. Michael Scott Open quote: What? No, I didn't want to make everybody nervous. Michael Scott Open quote: Beautiful. See, African-Americans have such a rich history of unusual names. Michael Scott Open quote: Nobody thanked me. Charles Minor Open quote: Ok, so we're on the same page, great. Michael Scott Open quote: Ok, so we're on the same page, great. Michael Scott Open quote: I'm kidding around, wow! Relax, everybody, it's just a joke. It's fine. Boy, so touchy. PPC, let's continue our morning meeting in the conference room.