Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Customer Survey

Vol. 5 · Issue 6Scranton, PA

Kelly is out for revenge after Jim and Dwight skip her party, making their customer survey results look a little "poopy." You'll find every line from the episode right here, including the legendary Bill Buttlicker roleplay. See how Michael handles "microgement" while Pam navigates life in New York through the world's tiniest Bluetooth.

Scene 01

4 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 03

25 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Group
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Mother
Michael Scott
Mother
Michael Scott
Mother
Michael Scott
Mother
Michael Scott

Scene 04

4 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 06

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 07

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Alex
Jim & Pam
Pam Beesly

Scene 08

17 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 09

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 10

26 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 13

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

5 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 16

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 17

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 18

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 19

60 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 20

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 21

20 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 26

9 lines
Customer
Dwight Schrute
Customer
Dwight Schrute
Customer
Dwight Schrute
Customer
Dwight Schrute
Customer

Scene 27

19 lines
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

14 lines
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

15 lines
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

20 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 33

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 34

25 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

Scene 35

22 lines
Alex
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Alex
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Alex
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Alex
Pam Beesly
Alex
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Alex
Pam Beesly
Alex
Pam Beesly
Alex
Pam Beesly
Alex

Scene 36

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 37

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard