Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Customer Survey

Vol. 5 · Issue 6Scranton, PA

Every line from the episode is right here, from the tiny Bluetooth calls to the moment Jim becomes William M. Buttlicker. You'll find the full script and all the best quotes as Dwight and Jim try to figure out why their customer scores are suddenly in the trash. It’s all the "Customer Survey" dialogue you could ever need.

Scene 01

4 lines
Michael Scott
Hey, sport.
Dwight Schrute
I heard someone got engaged, you dog, huh? (punches Michael's shoulder)
Michael Scott
Ow! God!
Dwight Schrute
Oh, nothing can hurt you now. You're a man in love!

Scene 02

1 line
Darryl Philbin
I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pocket to cover his co-pay.

Scene 03

25 lines
Andy Bernard
Big idea: double wedding. Me, Angela, you, Holly.
Michael Scott
No, we would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.
Jim Halpert
Yeah, we'd never do that.
Michael Scott
Yeah, so there you go.
Kelly Kapoor
(enters Michael's office) Michael, I got my bridesmaid dress.
Michael Scott
Oh, wow, so quickly.
Kelly Kapoor
Yeah, and you said I could get it in any color I wanted, so I picked white.
Kevin Malone
Michael, did you tell your mom yet?
Michael Scott
Nope. Nope. Not yet.
Jim Halpert
You wouldn't tell your mom?
Kevin Malone
You love your mom.
Kelly Kapoor
Call your mom, Michael. (everyone talking)
Michael Scott
I'll call her later.
Group
(chanting and clapping) Call her! Call her!
Michael Scott
I don't want to do that. (chanting continues) All right. (picks up phone and dials) She is going to freak out!
Andy Bernard
(punches button) Speakerphone!
Michael Scott
That's -- thanks.
Mother
(on speakerphone) Hello?
Michael Scott
Mom, I'm getting married.
Mother
No, you're not.
Michael Scott
Why do you always do that? Whenever I'm getting married, you don't believe me.
Mother
Well, are you getting married?
Michael Scott
No. (laughs)
Mother
Are you-- (Michael ends call)
Michael Scott
I'm not, I'm not getting married. So... (laughs) Psych.

Scene 04

4 lines
Kelly Kapoor
So I returned my bridesmaid dress, and it was on sale, so I'm out $100.
Michael Scott
And I'm out a fiancee. Are those the customer surveys?
Kelly Kapoor
Yeah, uh, this is all of them: Jim, Dwight, Phyllis, Stanley, Andy and -- oh. Oh, it's the receipt to my bridesmaid dress. What's that doing there? (hands stack of papers to Michael)
Michael Scott
I'll take care of that for you. (crumples receipt and throws it in trash) Thanks.

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor is our dusky, exotic customer service rep. And once a year, she will contact our clients and find out how happy they are with our salespeople. Sort of a Kapoor's List. "Schindler's List" parody. ... That's not appropriate, no.

Scene 06

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know it from looking at her, but Pam's a gold-digger.
Pam Beesly
(on Bluetooth speaker) Hey, New York ain't free. Get back to work.
Jim Halpert
Aww.

Scene 07

6 lines
Pam Beesly
It's the world's tiniest Bluetooth. I found it in a Japanese gadget store in the village. I got one for Jim, too. Jim, say something.
Jim Halpert
(on Bluetooth) Testing, testing. Hello, everybody.
Pam Beesly
We wanted to stay on the phone all day, but the company has a policy against eight-hour personal calls. So we're not telling anyone.
Alex
Uh, Pam. What do you want on your coffee?
Jim & Pam
Sprinkle of cinnamon.
Pam Beesly
I should go.

Scene 08

17 lines
Michael Scott
Alrighty, Dwighty, let's see how you did.
Dwight Schrute
Bring it on. (starts to put foot up on Michael's desk)
Michael Scott
No.
Dwight Schrute
Sorry.
Michael Scott
Wow.
Dwight Schrute
What does it say?
Michael Scott
Dwight, your feedback is horrible.
Dwight Schrute
That's impossible.
Michael Scott
A number of your clients found your personal style abrasive and distasteful.
Dwight Schrute
I sell more paper than anyone. (stands and reaches for the file)
Michael Scott
No, no, no, no, no.
Dwight Schrute
Wait, is this a joke? I'm getting that queasy feeling that sometimes accompanies jokes.
Michael Scott
Do I look like I am joking?
Dwight Schrute
No, but that's sometimes part of it.
Michael Scott
If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?
Dwight Schrute
Impossible to say. I can't see myself.
Michael Scott
You're not.

Scene 09

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Yo, Tommy Tuna, did you get your scores yet?
Jim Halpert
Nope.
Andy Bernard
I got mine. They were really good.
Pam Beesly
(listening in New York) I miss him.
Jim Halpert
You must be really proud.
Andy Bernard
Yeah, pretty psyched. Whoa! That's my mug.
Jim Halpert
Oh, sorry. It was just -- it was right here.
Andy Bernard
Right, well, it's mine, so if you could pour it out and get another one.
Jim Halpert
OK. Or maybe I could finish the coffee that's in here and you could use (finds a mug) uh, oh -- Snoopy.
Pam Beesly
Don't give him Snoopy. That's mine.
Andy Bernard
(smiles) It is a great mug. But it's not my mug. That is my mug. So give it back.
Jim Halpert
How can you even be sure?
Andy Bernard
It has my face on it.
Jim Halpert
(holds mug next to Andy's head) Make the face. (Andy smiles) Yeah, I don't see it.
Andy Bernard
Dude, that is my face!

Scene 10

26 lines
Pam Beesly
(Dwight slams something on desk) What was that?
Jim Halpert
Wow. That was Dwight. He seems upset about something.
Pam Beesly
Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?
Jim Halpert
It is... more of a spicy brown, actually.
Dwight Schrute
What are you mumbling about?
Jim Halpert
How was your meeting with Michael?
Dwight Schrute
None of your business.
Jim Halpert
Was it your scores?
Dwight Schrute
Those can't be my scores, Jim. For your information --
Jim Halpert
Mm-hmm.
Dwight Schrute
I'm being sabotaged.
Jim Halpert
Of course.
Dwight Schrute
And I'm going to find that person and punish them.
Jim Halpert
Absolutely. Or you could just be nice to your customers.
Dwight Schrute
You're an idiot.
Jim Halpert
There's the charm.
Michael Scott
Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim Halpert
That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight Schrute
No way.
Pam Beesly
(whispers on bluetooth) Good luck.
Jim Halpert
Thanks.
Dwight Schrute
I didn't say anything
Pam Beesly
I love you.
Jim Halpert
I love you, too.
Dwight Schrute
What do you think I am saying to you?!
Jim Halpert
I'm not talking to you.

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute
I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. Get a friend, loser.

Scene 12

1 line
Andy Bernard
(on phone) Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It's really gorgeous. You guys do great work.

Scene 13

1 line
Andy Bernard
I found the best tentist on the east coast. He personally tented Giuliani's first and third weddings. And I got him. (shakes fist) I got him!

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard
(on phone) Would you be able to do the same design, but with walls of gray? And a top that's gray too? Fabulous.

Scene 15

5 lines
Michael Scott
Oh, come on.
Jim Halpert
What?
Michael Scott
You too?
Jim Halpert
Did my scores drop a little?
Michael Scott
Jim, they are a poopy. (Jim coughs, presses button to end call on Bluetooth)

Scene 16

1 line
Pam Beesly
(touches ear) Jim? Jim?

Scene 17

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Are we even sure that's my file?
Michael Scott
No. (glances at it) Yes, I am sure, Jim. It --
Jim Halpert
Well, there's got to be an explanation.
Michael Scott
I agree.
Jim Halpert
Yeah.
Michael Scott
So let's see what we can find out from reading. (reads) Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant.
Jim Halpert
I think you mean smug
Michael Scott
(points at Jim) Arrogance.
Jim Halpert
Michael, I'm just trying to --
Michael Scott
And there's our smudgeness.

Scene 18

3 lines
Jim Halpert
I need a decent bonus, because I'm actually in the process of buying my parents' house so that they can retire. And if history tells us anything, it's that you can't go wrong buying a house you can't afford. Pam doesn't know about the house, so it's... a fun surprise. (taps Bluetooth earpiece) Pam, sorry about that. I lost you for a second. So, as it turns out, I may not have done so hot on my customer reviews this year.
Pam Beesly
Maybe it's because you spent the whole year flirting with the receptionist.
Jim Halpert
A little bit. ... Worth it.

Scene 19

60 lines
Michael Scott
Here's what's going to happen. I am going to have to fix you, manage you two on a more personal scale, a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?
Jim Halpert
Microgement.
Michael Scott
Boom! Yes. Now, Jim is going to be the client. Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile or difficult. Let's go.
Dwight Schrute
All right, fine. (picks up phone) Brrring.
Jim Halpert
(picks up phone) Hello?
Dwight Schrute
Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
Jim Halpert
Wow, that's great, because I need paper.
Dwight Schrute
Excellent, then you are in luck, because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything.
Jim Halpert
Wow, this is my lucky day.
Michael Scott
(whispers) Ask him his name.
Dwight Schrute
What is your name, sir?
Jim Halpert
I am Bill Buttlicker.
Dwight Schrute
Really, that's your real name?
Jim Halpert
How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.
Michael Scott
Be respectful, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute
Yes, Michael.
Jim Halpert
Would you hold on one second? That's my other line.
Dwight Schrute
What? No, but I --
Jim Halpert
Hello? (laughs) No, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. Yeah, OK. (punches button on phone)
Michael Scott
It's up to you to change his mind.
Jim Halpert
Sorry. That was a family emergency.
Dwight Schrute
Oh, no. What's wrong?
Jim Halpert
You know what? That's private.
Michael Scott
Boundaries, Dwight. Come on!
Dwight Schrute
Sorry, Mr. Buttlicker. As I was saying, we're having a limited--
Jim Halpert
Sorry, you're going to have to speak up a little bit louder. I'm hard of hearing.
Michael Scott
He's hard of -- he's an old man. Let's go.
Dwight Schrute
OK, as I was saying, right now we are having --
Jim Halpert
You're gonna have to talk louder.
Dwight Schrute
OK, our prices have never been lower.
Jim Halpert
Son, you have to talk louder.
Dwight Schrute
...never been lower!
Jim Halpert
Louder, son!
Dwight Schrute
(shouting) Buttlicker! Our prices have never been lower!
Michael Scott
Stop it! Stop it!
Dwight Schrute
He --
Michael Scott
That is totally inappropriate. You never yell at the client. You never yell at the client.
Jim Halpert
Now, you listen to me, sir.
Michael Scott
Here we go.
Jim Halpert
The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult.
Michael Scott
Give me the phone.
Dwight Schrute
Please, Mr. Buttlicker --
Jim Halpert
I'm irate right now.
Michael Scott
Give me the phone.
Dwight Schrute
Please give me another chance. Mr. Buttlicker.
Michael Scott
Give me the phone. Give me the phone.
Dwight Schrute
I have to put you on with my boss.
Jim Halpert
Well, I should hope so. (Michael takes phone) Who is this?
Michael Scott
Hello, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.
Jim Halpert
Well, this is William M. Buttlicker.
Michael Scott
Hello, Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?
Jim Halpert
Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.
Dwight Schrute
(shakes fist, whispers) Yeah!
Michael Scott
(covers phone, whispers to Dwight) See how it's done? (into phone) Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it. (to Dwight) See what I did?
Dwight Schrute
You are the master.
Jim Halpert
There is one condition, Michael.
Michael Scott
Yes.
Jim Halpert
You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.
Dwight Schrute
Don't do it, Michael.
Michael Scott
... (whispers) It's a million-dollar sale.

Scene 20

11 lines
Andy Bernard
So it's called the Shangri-La Tent. It's two stories, heated and has a bridal suite for my bridal sweet. It's just really simple, really tasteful.
Angela Martin
I don't want to be married in a tent like a hobo
Andy Bernard
Hobos live in trains.
Angela Martin
Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long.
Andy Bernard
Well, Nana Mim -- Ahh. OK, look. This tent is awesome. And it's in high demand, so I really think we should put a deposit down now.
Angela Martin
OK fine you can have your tent, but only if it's in a field, a hand-plowed field
Andy Bernard
Done and done-er.
Angela Martin
There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy Bernard
Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela Martin
No. But anything within a five- to eight-mile radius is acceptable.
Andy Bernard
On it!

Scene 21

20 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight. Dwight. (Dwight's car comes screeching into view)
Dwight Schrute
Get in!
Jim Halpert
Are you serious?
Dwight Schrute
Get in! (he peels off into parking space)
Jim Halpert
OK, what are you --
Dwight Schrute
Shh. (turns radio up loud, playing "Centerfold.") They might be listening to us.
Jim Halpert
What's that?
Dwight Schrute
They might be listening to us
Jim Halpert
Who's they?
Dwight Schrute
Customer service might be monitoring this conversation.
Jim Halpert
In this car?
Dwight Schrute
You never know. Better safe than sorry.
Jim Halpert
(turns radio down) What are you thinking?
Dwight Schrute
Who stands to benefit from our downfall?
Jim Halpert
The mob, maybe NASA.
Dwight Schrute
Could be the mob. But then Dunder-Mifflin would need to be a front for money laundering, and there's little evidence of that.
Jim Halpert
Is there some evidence?
Pam Beesly
(on Bluetooth) Ooh, cute shoes online.
Jim Halpert
How many shoes do you need?
Dwight Schrute
I don't know. Two, maybe three if one wears out. How many shoes do you need?

Scene 22

5 lines
Jim Halpert
I'm not talking to you.
Dwight Schrute
Who are you talking to?
Jim Halpert
Pam.
Dwight Schrute
She's not here, Jim.
Jim Halpert
No, she's not.

Scene 23

1 line
Pam Beesly
(in New York, humming to herself to the tune of "Centerfold") Na na na na na. Na na na na na na na.

Scene 24

1 line
Andy Bernard
(at computer, spins chair around and makes triumphant gesture) Yes!

Scene 25

1 line
Andy Bernard
I found it. I found the perfect place. A local bed-and-breakfast on a 60-acre beet farm. And even better, I have an in with the owner. Oh, yeah. We work together. It's Dwight Schrute. As in Schrute Farms.

Scene 26

9 lines
Customer
(on phone) So I'd like to redouble my order, if you could put me down for, um --
Dwight Schrute
Wait, shut up.
Customer
I'm sorry?
Dwight Schrute
Shh. Do you hear that?
Customer
Hear what?
Dwight Schrute
Breathing. Is that you?
Customer
Well, I am breathing, yes.
Dwight Schrute
Well, stop. Hold your breath. I still hear it. Who's there? Kelly, is that you? Hold on. (puts down phone and runs away)
Customer
I need paper.

Scene 27

19 lines
Dwight Schrute
(jumps into Kelly's area) Ha! (Kelly screams in surprise)
Kelly Kapoor
Oh, my God. You scared me.
Dwight Schrute
Hear anything interesting?
Kelly Kapoor
What are you talking about?
Dwight Schrute
(laughs) I think you know.
Kelly Kapoor
You always say that, and I almost never know.
Dwight Schrute
What are you up to, girl? Huh? Phyllis put you up to this? Stanley? Are they paying you?
Kelly Kapoor
Are you accusing me of something?
Dwight Schrute
Of course I am. I know you're the mastermind, but you're too stupid to do it by yourself.
Jim Halpert
(behind Dwight): OK.
Dwight Schrute
(surprised) Ah!
Jim Halpert
Easy.
Dwight Schrute
OK.
Jim Halpert
Let's just -- Let's head back to the desk.
Kelly Kapoor
You just can't come into my nook and call me stupid. And maybe if you were a little bit more nice and polite, then people wouldn't give you such bad customer reviews.
Dwight Schrute
The reason that I got bad customer reviews is because I didn't! There is a massive conspiracy going on here, and I know you're involved.
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight, get out of my nook!
Pam Beesly
(in New York) That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!
Jim Halpert
Good one.

Scene 28

14 lines
Jim Halpert
(enters breakroom) Hey. Sorry about Dwight, by the way.
Kelly Kapoor
Yeah, he's weird.
Jim Halpert
Well, we all handle it differently. I personally choose to handle it like a normal person, but...
Kelly Kapoor
OK.
Jim Halpert
Hey, how are you and Darryl?
Kelly Kapoor
Um, we're cool. (gets up to leave) Bye.
Jim Halpert
Bye.
Pam Beesly
(on Bluetooth) That was weird.
Jim Halpert
What was?
Pam Beesly
Have you ever had a conversation with Kelly where she didn't go on for 15 minutes without taking a breath?
Jim Halpert
No, actually.
Pam Beesly
Did you do something to her?
Jim Halpert
I don't think so.
Pam Beesly
Well, something's off.

Scene 29

15 lines
Jim Halpert
Hey, how's things?
Ryan Howard
All right.
Jim Halpert
Yeah?
Ryan Howard
Living in the moment.
Jim Halpert
Do you have any reason to believe that Kelly would be mad at me?
Ryan Howard
I don't play the politics game anymore, Jim. Can I tell you something? I played it full on in New York. I played it high stakes. For keeps. Made it to the top. But look what it cost. (takes sip of coffee) Can I tell you what else I learned?
Jim Halpert
Wait, that's pretty weird.
Ryan Howard
What?
Jim Halpert
Well, Andy has a mug just like that.
Ryan Howard
Oh, yeah, Kelly gave them out as party favors. Remember? You got one.
Jim Halpert
No. What party?
Ryan Howard
Her America's Got Talent finale party over the summer. (Jim makes face) That's crazy. It was packed. I thought everyone was there. You were there. I remember you being there.
Jim Halpert
I wasn't. But thank you. (to Pam) Do you know anything about this party?
Pam Beesly
Yes, I said you definitely should go, but you wanted to visit me instead.
Jim Halpert
Well, I can't be the only one who didn't -- (sees mugs on Angela's and Meredith's desks)

Scene 30

1 line
Jim Halpert
(walks quickly to break room, opens cabinet and finds mugs of Oscar, Creed and Phyllis)

Scene 31

20 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight, let me see your coffee cup.
Dwight Schrute
No. (holds Sheriff's Department mug protectively)
Jim Halpert
Is that it?
Dwight Schrute
No. Why? No. (puts it in desk drawer and slams it shut)
Jim Halpert
OK, I'm gonna assume that was it. Here's the thing: I think you're right. I think it was Kelly. I think she's mad at us for not coming to her party.
Dwight Schrute
Oh, man, I knew it. Who are her co-conspirators?
Jim Halpert
Probably just Kelly.
Dwight Schrute
Obviously. I knew it.
Jim Halpert
That's what I'm saying.
Dwight Schrute
Yeah. What?
Jim Halpert
You were right.
Dwight Schrute
I was -- I was right.
Jim Halpert
You were right.
Dwight Schrute
I was right.
Jim Halpert
You knew it.
Dwight Schrute
I knew it.
Jim Halpert
You knew it the whole time, buddy.
Dwight Schrute
I knew it the whole time, buddy! (shoves Jim)
Jim Halpert
Wow.
Dwight Schrute
Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Scene 32

1 line
Pam Beesly
(in New York) Right Dwight is loud.

Scene 33

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
I knew it! Yeah! Ha-ha! Woo! (kicks near Phyllis' head; she ducks) Boom! Kelly the whole time. Let's get her.
Jim Halpert
No, no, no, no. Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Let's talk about this.

Scene 34

25 lines
Kelly Kapoor
What's going on?
Michael Scott
Why don't you tell us?
Kelly Kapoor
Nothing's going on.
Dwight Schrute
Let me paint you a picture of a little girl from southern India, who despite being welcomed into this country will now spend the rest of her life in prison for a crime she did commit.
Michael Scott
Dwight. (to Kelly) I was informed by these gentlemen that the reports that you filed may not entirely be accurate.
Kelly Kapoor
What? I -- I don't know what you're talking about. This is the first I'm hearing about this.
Dwight Schrute
Oh, come on. You juked the stats, cupcake.
Jim Halpert
We called about a dozen customers, and they all said that they gave us great marks.
Michael Scott
What's going on?
Kelly Kapoor
I love your tie, Michael.
Michael Scott
(looks momentarily flattered, but thinks better of it) Kelly.
Kelly Kapoor
I was raped.
Michael Scott
You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don't keep doing that. I'll give you one last chance to come clean. Just tell me what happened.
Kelly Kapoor
OK, all right. OK, I did it. All right? I lied, whatever. Just fire me. But you know what? I did it because you guys didn't come to my party, and you said you would try to and then you didn't even show up, and so you're bad friends.
Dwight Schrute
We have our confession. I'm calling security. (reaches for phone)
Michael Scott
Don't. Don't. Get away from that, Dwight, please. You know what? She's got a point about you two. You do have a problem dealing with people.
Kelly Kapoor
See? I wasn't lying.
Michael Scott
You were lying.
Kelly Kapoor
I was lying.
Michael Scott
Yes. Jim, Dwight, please excuse us.
Dwight Schrute
I want to be here when you fire her ass.
Michael Scott
I will call you when it is time. (Jim and Dwight leave)
Michael Scott
I have an enormous amount of trouble trying to get people to come to my place. And I hate it. I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating over the years. I don't even know why I make it in such great quantities. Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to sit here for a while, make it look good. And maybe you should cry. Can you make yourself cry?
Kelly Kapoor
No problem.
Michael Scott
I think you should do that. (Kelly starts fake-crying, then laughing, then she and Michael both laugh)

Scene 35

22 lines
Alex
Pam Beesley?
Pam Beesly
Hey, what are you doing here?
Jim Halpert
Who's that?
Pam Beesly
It's Alex.
Alex
It's Pam. Uh, I came to kidnap you. There's free wine and cheese at the Chuck Close retrospective. Let's go.
Jim Halpert
Oh, that's gonna be great. Who's Chuck Close?
Pam Beesly
Oh, I love Chuck Close and his photo-realist paintings. But I have to work.
Alex
Uh, well, actually there's something else I'd love to talk to you about. Can we go somewhere else to talk about it?
Pam Beesly
OK.
Jim Halpert
That's it. I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear.
Alex
(in private office) Um.
Pam Beesly
What's up?
Alex
I'm gonna take a big leap and I want to tell you that I think you should not move back to Scranton.
Pam Beesly
Wow.
Jim Halpert
I'm gonna make a bigger leap here. He is into you.
Alex
Why did you come to New York in the first place?
Pam Beesly
Because they have a great design program, and I wanted to see if I was any good at it. And I wanted to work on my art, too.
Alex
Right. And that's why I think that you should stay here. Because I mean, you -- really you just got here, you know? You can't do New York in three months. You know, it has everything. It has -- all the opportunity is here. All the -- the whole art scene is in New York. You know, it would be nuts to go back to Scranton without getting to fully experience it.
Pam Beesly
Jim's in Scranton.
Alex
I know. But all I'm saying is, if there's even a teeny, tiny part of you that really wants to be an artist, then I think you should stay here, because you don't want to wake up in 50 years and look back and wonder what could have been. And that is the end of my speech. I planned it all. Anyway ... I will see you tomorrow.
Pam Beesly
I'll see you tomorrow.
Alex
OK. (Pam and Jim look worried)

Scene 36

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Is that the Matsuhashi B-400? The world's tiniest Bluetooth? (reaches toward Jim's ear) May I?
Jim Halpert
Don't.

Scene 37

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Congratulations on choosing Schrute Farms for your wedding.
Andy Bernard
We haven't decided on anything yet. We're still reviewing some options, and it's gonna come down to the numbers.
Dwight Schrute
Well, then. Why don't you look over some of our materials? (opens album)
Andy Bernard
Oh. Hmm.
Dwight Schrute
(looking at Angela) While I describe to you the Excalibur package. In addition to the breathtaking natural beauty and smell of Schrute Farms, I can promise you that our grounds can be catered to fit your exact specifications. (Angela smiles) I will work tirelessly for you over the coming months and be at your constant disposal. (Andy moves his head into Dwight's view) Please feel free to call or stop by, any time of the day or night.
Andy Bernard
That's very generous.
Dwight Schrute
While you, my good friend, have nothing more to worry about. This wedding is officially out of your hands.
Andy Bernard
Oh, thank the good Lord. Deal! (shakes Dwight's hand)
Dwight Schrute
OK.
Andy Bernard
Um, what are we talking price wise?
Dwight Schrute
You already said deal.
Angela Martin
Pay him whatever he wants.
Andy Bernard
Can't argue with that. Dwight ... (takes Angela's hand) You are going to make us so happy. (Dwight and Angela grin at each other)