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Business Ethics Vol. 5 · Issue 2 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael and Holly might want everyone to "get ethical," but Meredith’s confession about steak coupons and paper discounts makes things complicated. You'll find every line from the script here, including Jim’s quest to time Dwight’s every yawn.
Jim Halpert Open quote: Alright. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi. Jim Halpert Open quote: OK. You know what? Here we go. (stands up) Uh, everybody? I just want to make an announcement. Pam and I are engaged. Michael Scott Open quote: Anybody? This is a chance for you to say something without any repercussions. Stanley? Oscar, come on. Michael Scott Open quote: Yeah, (interrupting gibberish) . Come on, anybody. Let it fly. Michael Scott Open quote: You are a thief of joy. Anybody else. Yeah? Jim Halpert Open quote: Story's kinda bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor. Michael Scott Open quote: I don't know. Can you? Kendall, my main man. Michael Scott Open quote: How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so." Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way. Michael Scott Open quote: Ok, everybody listen up. If you are not in that conference room in two minutes I am going to kill you. 