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Golden Ticket

Vol. 5 · Issue 17Scranton, PA

Michael goes full Willy Wonka with a paper promotion that goes south fast, leading to a hilarious scramble to find a scapegoat. You'll find every line from the episode right here, including the awkward dating advice Kevin gets and the legendary KGB knock-knock jokes. It's the perfect way to look up specific bits like the Horse Boat or Michael's various colonoscopy excuses.

Scene 01

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Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

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Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 03

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Michael Scott

Scene 04

7 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 05

13 lines
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

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Kevin Malone

Scene 07

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Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 08

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Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert

Scene 09

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Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 10

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Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

Scene 11

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Michael Scott

Scene 12

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Pam Beesly

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Pam Beesly

Scene 14

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Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 15

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Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott

Scene 16

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

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Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

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Andy Bernard

Scene 19

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 20

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 22

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Michael Scott

Scene 23

3 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 24

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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 25

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 26

5 lines
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

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David Wallace
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Creed Bratton
Dwight Schrute
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute
David Wallace
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

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David Wallace
Dwight Schrute
Man on phone
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
David Wallace
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Pam Beesly
David Wallace

Scene 29

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

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Lynn
Kevin Malone
Lynn
Kevin Malone
Lynn
Kevin Malone

Scene 31

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Andy Bernard

Scene 32

14 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert