Scene 0124 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: Here are our final actual costs for this year.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmm... okay.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: As you can see, we did pretty well, so...Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes. Yes, I can see... that we did indeed. Why don't you explain this to me like I am an eight-year old.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Alright, well this is the overall budget for this fiscal year along the x-axis...Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Right there.Michael ScottOpen quote: There's the x-ax...icks.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus of $4300.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmhmm, okay.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: But we have to spend that by the end of the day or it will be deducted from next year's budget.Michael ScottOpen quote: Why don't you explain this to me like I'm five.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Your mommy and daddy give you ten dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. And now you find out that it only costs you nine dollars.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ho-oh!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: So you have an extra dollar.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer...Michael ScottOpen quote: I'll be six.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: And you ask them for money, they're gonna give you nine dollars. 'Cause that's what they think it costs to run the stand. So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now, so that your parents think it costs ten dollars to run the lemonade stand.Michael ScottOpen quote: So the dollar's a surplus. This is a surplus.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: We have to spend that $4300 by the end of the day or it'll be deducted from next year's budget.Michael ScottOpen quote: (whistles poorly) Whoo.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: We should spend this money on a new copier, which we desperately need.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, break it down in terms of, um... okay, I-I think I'm getting you...
Scene 0222 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Guess what, everybody? Christmas has come early this year. Oscar, very smartly, has discovered an extra $4300 in the budget. Thank you, Oscar. And I have decided with that money I am going to buy a new, drum roll please... (imitates drum roll) Can anybody guess?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: New chairs?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, a new copier! (only Oscar applauds) Unless everybody can agree on something better?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: No, no, please. Please do not do this.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes, Michael, new chairs. These chairs are terrible. We were supposed to get new ones last year.Michael ScottOpen quote: So... we all agree to get new chairs then. Good?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (over indistinct conversation) Good? Yeah, he said good, I'm good...Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Now listen, we are a paper company. How can we take pride in our jobs if we have to put our fine paper in this wretched machine?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oscar, no. This is not the time for one of your principled stands.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Pam, you make more copies than anyone.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Okay, good suggestions. All good suggestions. Uh, let's just decide and agree upon one.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I'm with Pam. Chairs.Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright, so, teams forming.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: We should really have the office's air quality tested. We have radon coming from below, we have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers.Michael ScottOpen quote: You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: You'll see.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I've talked to Meredith, Stanley and Jim about the chairs. I know they're with me on this.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Uh, actually, I'm gonna go with copier.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What? Jim.
Scene 031 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Ever since Pam and I started dating, I just feel weird asking her to make copies for me. So, I make my own copies. And that copier sucks. Let me tell you, I-But you know what? Pam and I don't have to agree on everything.
Scene 046 linesMeredith PalmerOpen quote: Jim, good for you, standing up to Pam like that.Creed BrattonOpen quote: The balls on you, man.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: So Michael, what do you think?Michael ScottOpen quote: Why me?Jim HalpertOpen quote: You have to make the decision.Michael ScottOpen quote: Wow, okay. Well... I swallowed all your ideas, I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.
Scene 0513 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Dwight, I'm a little concerned about some of these directions to Schrute Farms...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, do tell.Andy BernardOpen quote: I mean, like, "156 paces from the light red mailbox, make a left."Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Mmhmm.Andy BernardOpen quote: "Walk until you hear the beehive."Dwight SchruteOpen quote: How could it be more clear?Angela MartinOpen quote: I think Andy makes an excellent point.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay.Angela MartinOpen quote: But my biggest concern is that there's only one bathroom.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We'll dig a trench. As long as it's downhill from the well, we should be fine.Angela MartinOpen quote: Nana Mimi cannot squat over some trench.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well we're not gonna put out stumps, come on.Andy BernardOpen quote: Let's three-way this little issue, and come to a solution by the time we get to Schrute Farms, how's that for a plan?
Scene 061 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: We're getting married at Schrute Farms, no matter what. I have looked at twelve venues, I have lost eight deposits, and I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.
Scene 0712 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So um, I've been thinking about this whole chair/copier thing...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Mmhmm.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I really think you should reconsider.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, Pam, I really... hate that copier.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, I know.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: But I really think you should reconsider.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Beesly, are you threatening me?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. I'm not threatening you. I love you. (whispers) But you should know, you're on very dangerous ground (kisses Jim). (at normal volume) All right.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 0913 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: This is where you'll have your receiving line. Of course we'll clear out all the livestock and hay and such.Andy BernardOpen quote: Hmm... mm, what's that smell?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You're gonna need to be more specific.Angela MartinOpen quote: Manure. Get rid of it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Manure covers up the small of the slaughterhouse.Angela MartinOpen quote: Do you have to slaughter on our wedding day?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You wanna eat, don't you?Angela MartinOpen quote: Honey, say something!Andy BernardOpen quote: Uh, Dwight, if we pay extra, could you slaughter the entrees the day before?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: ...I'll consider it.Andy BernardOpen quote: See? That's how you do it! Makin' progress here. (steps in manure, trying to laugh it off) ...Darn! Heh.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: There's a hose out back.Andy BernardOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 1019 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Remember, you were gonna get a new chair, and you were gonna give your old chair to me. Remember that?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well that never happened.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't know. I haven't decided yet.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I'm just gonna grab some lunch. You wanna come with?Michael ScottOpen quote: Really? Absolutely! Yeah, that would be amazing.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Woah, you guys going to lunch?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Mind if I join?Michael ScottOpen quote: Ohh, God!Jim HalpertOpen quote: All right.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let's go.Michael ScottOpen quote: Best lunch ever! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let's do it.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right! Cool!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Where we going?Michael ScottOpen quote: I have no idea.
Scene 111 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: So, I guess that's how they're gonna play this. It is on. (very serious) It is so on.
Scene 121 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair?
Scene 1318 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: (laughing uproariously with Michael and Jim) Stop it! Michael.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael, that is hilarious.Michael ScottOpen quote: (through the laughter) Oh, is somebody making fun of me?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: The best. Great friends. Thank you, Michael. (all three are still laughing)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ahh... I got you some tiramisu. No hard feelings.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Aww.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: That's cool. (opens the container and smells the tiramisu) Mm, good stuff. (throws it in the garbage)Jim HalpertOpen quote: You look really pretty.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thank you. (goes to Michael's office and knocks on the door)Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, hey.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You got a second?Michael ScottOpen quote: I do.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, good.
Scene 1432 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, that must've been so fun.Michael ScottOpen quote: it was fun. We had a good time.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, thank you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, is that a new tie?Michael ScottOpen quote: Um, no, not... no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: That is amazing!Michael ScottOpen quote: You think that's good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?Michael ScottOpen quote: Nine dollars. The boys' department.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: Look at the ass. Check out the ass.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (applauding) No way!Michael ScottOpen quote: Look at that. (begins dancing) Unh. Unh-unh.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes they were.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: They were.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Here's what I was thinking: everyone sits on a chair every day...Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmhmm.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: But not everyone...Michael ScottOpen quote: Sits on a copier.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Or even uses the copier every day.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, right?Michael ScottOpen quote: Very valid.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: ...That's it. (giggles)Michael ScottOpen quote: All right.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: All right, see you later...Michael ScottOpen quote: See ya.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hot tie guy.Michael ScottOpen quote: (laughs) Hahaha!... well...
Scene 1512 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?Angela MartinOpen quote: No. I haven't thought of it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay. Cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard.Angela MartinOpen quote: I would like cat.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Cats don't make butter.Angela MartinOpen quote: I would like cow butter sculpture of a cat.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It doesn't make any sense.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yes it does!Andy BernardOpen quote: Okay, guys!Angela MartinOpen quote: I want a butter sculpture of a cat!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Cow, goat or sheep.Andy BernardOpen quote: What is this? All right, we're all on the same team. Is it- (steps in manure) Damn! Why is that in the kitchen?!
Scene 169 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (Pam is making copies and is struggling with the machine) You might want to consider changing teams, because we would-we would love to have you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, copier's great.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. I have my copies. (holds up messed up copies)Jim HalpertOpen quote: There they are.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: And I have my original. (holds up original paper, ripped in half)Jim HalpertOpen quote: You got it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So suck it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 1715 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Michael, I got you a hot chocolate. I hope that's okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, thank you my dear.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Wait, Michael! Let me open the door for you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, well, chivalry is not dead after all. Okay...Stanley HudsonOpen quote: There he is!Michael ScottOpen quote: There he is! Hello, hello!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Hello.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hello! Good to see you! Good to see you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh!Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm! (gives Jim a high five) Yeah!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: There's that ass!Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey hey! Yeah! Unh!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Woo! Yeah. Aw, don't take it away!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh... ah, I almost choked.
Scene 1813 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Here's another place.Angela MartinOpen quote: It's beautiful.Andy BernardOpen quote: Hey-o!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: So... why don't we try this out, we'll see what would happen. Give it a little test drive, what do you say? You pretend to be Angela's father, you will play Angela, and uh, I will pretend to be you. That way you can see what it looks like when you're up here.Andy BernardOpen quote: (whistling Pachelbel's "Canon in D;" switches to singing then back to whistling)Angela MartinOpen quote: (to minister) Hello, I'm Angela Martin, and-Andy BernardOpen quote: I'm Andy.Angela MartinOpen quote: I work with Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: He doesn't understand a word you're saying.Andy BernardOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German. Closed society. So, now, after the readings by all of your sisters, we will arrive at the vows. So, Konrad... (speaks German to minister; minister begins speaking in German) And away we go. This is a little taste of the ceremony, if you will. He's explaining why we're here, what we're doing here, making introductions, blah blah blah... Then he's gonna have Andy repeat a bunch of stuff. He's gonna ask Andy to produce a ring. I have uh, now just uh... just some twine for our purposes, and you will put the ring on her finger. Yadda yadda, then he's going to ask Andy, uh, if he would like to marry Angela. And you will reply, "I do." (Andy mouths, "I do" silently) And then he's going to ask Angela if she would like to marry Andy, to which you will reply...Angela MartinOpen quote: I do.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: And there we go. Okay, and that's just about it. Man and wife.
Scene 1929 linesHank TateOpen quote: Got a call about a problem up here.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Did somebody call Hank?Michael ScottOpen quote: Hank, thank God you're here. The office is at a crossroads.Hank TateOpen quote: So, there's no security problem? You know, I hustled up the stairs.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes. I need your sage advice. And everyone, whatever Hank decides, that is the decision. That will resolve this issue. (Hank takes some jellybeans from Pam's jar) Yeah, take as many as you want.Hank TateOpen quote: Thank you. Thank you. You know, it's nice and warm up here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Hank TateOpen quote: So what are we talking about?Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Well, we have a surplus. Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand-Hank TateOpen quote: I know what a surplus is.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, okay. Good. Good. Well, here's the thing. Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier. Other people are complaining about the chairs.Hank TateOpen quote: Is that the copier?Michael ScottOpen quote: It is, yes.Hank TateOpen quote: (inspects the copier) Hmm.Michael ScottOpen quote: What?Hank TateOpen quote: I was just thinking. Let me see a chair.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You can try mine.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, there we go.Hank TateOpen quote: Hmm, not much lumbar support.Michael ScottOpen quote: Now everyone, bear in mind once again that whatever Hank says goes. He is an impartial third party.Hank TateOpen quote: On the one hand, this copier is very old. You should see some of the new copiers they have. You would not believe what they do.Michael ScottOpen quote: So, the copier.Hank TateOpen quote: Well, let me finish.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right, yes.Hank TateOpen quote: Now the chairs. The chairs are very weak. Very weak chairs. I could not sit all day in this chair.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, what should I do?Hank TateOpen quote: ...Let me see the copier again.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right, get out. Get out.
Scene 2015 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.Angela MartinOpen quote: What do you mean?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, "I do." And I said, "I do." And Andy wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.Angela MartinOpen quote: Dwight! That doesn't count!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes, of course it does.Angela MartinOpen quote: No, it doesn't!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It does in the state of Pennsylvania.Angela MartinOpen quote: I didn't-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Haha, Mrs. Schrute.Angela MartinOpen quote: We are not married.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wha...Angela MartinOpen quote: Take this thing. (takes off twine ring)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: My... It's not my fault you don't understand German; I've been telling you to take it for years!Andy BernardOpen quote: Are we, uh... are we leaving or what? (Mose hits Andy in the head with a deflated ball) Ow!
Scene 2112 linesDavid WallaceOpen quote: (on speakerphone) Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey David- (begins coughing violently) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I'm stopping now.David WallaceOpen quote: Is this why you're calling me?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no, no, no, no. No. I'm calling- (coughs again) I'm sorry.David WallaceOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm. I'm calling because, um, we have a stupid budget surplus, and people-everybody wants something different.David WallaceOpen quote: You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no, no. I want you to make the decision so I'm not the bad guy.David WallaceOpen quote: Well if I were you, I would just return the surplus and take the bonus.Michael ScottOpen quote: The what now?David WallaceOpen quote: Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings.Michael ScottOpen quote: ...Like a tip? (calculates amount) $645?!
Scene 221 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.
Scene 2331 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (on the phone) We have that going out Tuesday... Okay? Sure, no, I can... I'll double-check that for you.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right, attention everyone.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let me call you right back. Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: I have made my decision. We do not need a new copier. We do not need new chairs. This copier... is... (puts paper on glass and makes a copy, then takes paper from glass) working perfectly.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: That's the original.Michael ScottOpen quote: Pam, would you stand up for a sec? (sits in Pam's chair) Hmm. See how relaxed I am? I like this chair. (slowly sinking into the chair) Offers good support, it is urkelnomically correct... it's a good chair. I think we're spoiled because we don't appreciate the things that we have. You think kids in Africa have chairs? No. They sit in big piles of garbage. You think they have copiers? (the chair has slowly lowered itself almost to where Michael is not visible over the desk) They don't have copiers. They don't even- (struggles to get up from Pam's chair) Gah! They don't even have paper. And we are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good tiramisu because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point I this: I have seen the light in terms of what we need, and it is nothing.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Do you know?Michael ScottOpen quote: Do I know what?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I think you know.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm, no...Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Know what?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, know what?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4300 is?Michael ScottOpen quote: $645.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Michael's a genius.Michael ScottOpen quote: Right.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Why'd you say dollars?Michael ScottOpen quote: Because that is how my mind works.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What's 15% of 200? (Michael doesn't answer) Thank you. Everyone, Michael is returning the surplus so he can keep 15% as a bonus.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wait, what?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You can do that?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hey Michael, what's 394 times 5,912?Michael ScottOpen quote: Let's see...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You're gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't need $645; I already have $645, more or less.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: You're gonna get us a copier then?Michael ScottOpen quote: This is so stupid.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Or chairs?Michael ScottOpen quote: This is so, so stupid. And, God... (looks at his watch) that's my phone.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I didn't hear a phone.Michael ScottOpen quote: To be continued!
Scene 241 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: No, I don't-this doesn't change anything. I have a very important decision to make. We need a new copier. We need new chairs. And I need to figure out a way to keep this money without having everybody hate me.
Scene 252 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Hey Tuna, check it out. Tuna sandwich. Just like you. (Angela walks over to Andy) What-Angela MartinOpen quote: (kisses Andy passionately in his chair) Now, I have to take care of a legal issue.
Scene 277 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: So what's it gonna be?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Michael, you have to make a decision. The day is almost done.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Let me just say, you've been promising me this chair since the day you hired me.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: You are a smart guy. I know you'll do the right thing.Michael ScottOpen quote: (groans in frustration) You think it's easy?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: It's your job.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, you know what? Why don't you guys deal with it? I am going to get up, and I am going to be out in the common area. But you need to decide; otherwise I'm taking the bonus. All right?
Scene 287 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: It is a classic management tactic. You have two sides, a deadline, you know that neither of them are gonna concede. What you do is you put 'em in a room, and you just- (Pam and Oscar come to the door of kitchen) Hey.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hey, we're going with the chairs.Michael ScottOpen quote: What?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I just figured I'd rather have new chairs than nothing at all.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thanks Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Good work. I'm proud of you. (Pam and Oscar leave) Mother-
Scene 291 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: (wearing a fur coat) What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it. And three, (camera zooms out to see fake blood is splattered on the fur coat) you should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.
Scene 303 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Truce?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, I guess, since I won.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, you did win. You did win. Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. (begins to walk away, then turns back) Totally kidding. (leans in, whispers) I'm gonna need four. (kisses Pam)
