Scene 011 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.
Scene 024 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Someone is returning! He started his own company, and now he's back. Who could it be? I'll give you a hint. He is a man. A man you have missed with all your heart. A man who has ruined all other men for you. Who is it?Ryan HowardOpen quote: (whispering) Who is it?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (whispering) Who is it?Michael ScottOpen quote: (whispering) It's Michael Scott. (applause; Michael jumps through sign) Hold it up. Conference room, five minutes.
Scene 038 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Well, I guess the first order of business is to welcome back me, and Pam and Ryan. (scattered applause) And how about casual Friday again, huh? Reinstituting casual Friday? You all look great. What I want to do right now is try something a little different. I'm going to throw it out there, starting with this meeting. I want you guys to run it. I want you to say whatever you want, take it away. Your meeting.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (after a few moments of silence) Wh--what are you doing?Michael ScottOpen quote: If there is something that you would like to say as a group, then by all means, you may say it to me right now.Angela MartinOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Angela MartinOpen quote: People are dressed inappropriately.Michael ScottOpen quote: Take it up with Toby. What I want you to do, is I want you to look inward. And I want you to reflect. And I want you to say something different.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can you give us a hint?
Scene 041 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: When I needed salespeople for my new paper company, everyone here turned their back on me. Am I going to ask them to beg for forgiveness? No. Am I going to ask for big, crying apology? No. Am I going to ask them to slit their wrists for me? No. I just want a tiny, microscopic version of that.
Scene 0515 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Oscar, what were you going to say?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Nothing. I didn't say anything.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right.Erin HannonOpen quote: Do I still have a job here?Michael ScottOpen quote: Not important. (everyone mutters) Okay, alright. Yes. Yes, you have a job. Frankly, you have a job because Ryan and Pam are starting with us as salesmen.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wait, what?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: How is that going to work?Michael ScottOpen quote: It's going to work very smoothly, because Pam and Ryan are bringing over a ton of clients from Michael Scott Paper Company and--Phyllis VanceOpen quote: You mean the clients you stole from us.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah , aren't we getting those clients back?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, you lost those clients.Andy BernardOpen quote: I call foul, sir.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You were bought out. So the company then bought out all of the stolen clients.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, Dwight. Let me explain something to you. I set the rules and you follow them. Blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that then you can talk to our complaint department. It's a trash can.
Scene 078 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (laughs) Boscov's at the Steamtown Mall?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: It sure looked good on the mannequin.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, you have good taste.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Well, thanks. I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for them?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, I, um...Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
Scene 083 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Can't you just not look at his feet?Angela MartinOpen quote: Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated, aren't you Toby? So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. I don't want to look at his feet. (storms off) Do your job!
Scene 091 lineToby FlendersonOpen quote: Well, I was in the Seminary for a year and dropped out 'cause I wanted to have sex with this girl, Cathy. Followed her to Scranton. Took the first job I could find in H.R. Later she divorced me. So no, I wouldn't say I have a passion for H.R.
Scene 105 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (hands Ryan a soda) There you are, my friend.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Oh, thanks, man.Michael ScottOpen quote: Pamela.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thank, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yep.
Scene 115 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Fresh hot ink.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: "New File System".Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Trust me, Stanley, you're going to want to read this memo very carefully.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I am not changing the way I do my files.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, no. This goes for all of you. Believe me, you are going to want to heat my words.
Scene 121 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: When held over heat the invisible ink will reveal that everyone should meet at the warehouse immediately. Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink. Urine. It was urine.
Scene 135 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: I'm sorry you're offended by my shoes, but I am not going to drive home to change.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I could loan you a pair of socks.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: No.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No, they're clean. I was going to wear them to volleyball practice later.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I don't think so.
Scene 148 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Andrew Bernard.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay, what are you still doing at your desk?Andy BernardOpen quote: What are you still doing not at your desk?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Did you even read the memo?Andy BernardOpen quote: All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order--Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, you idiot. There is a code embedded in the memo. Listen, you need to round up all the salesmen, except for Ryan and Pam, and get them down to the warehouse pronto.Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Stop doing rhyming poetry. Just tell them, please. God, the simplest thing.
Scene 1523 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: We're in crisis mode here, do you understand? The two unqualified so-called salespeople are being favored because they all failed together. And frankly, I'm not convinced that Michael and Pam didn't have a thing going while they were gone.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can I address that?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, you're too close.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Stanley, how do you feel about those two taking your clients?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: It's not right. I don't like it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: He doesn't like it.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: You don't take my clients away and give them to a secretary. (sighs) No offense, Jim. I think she's very pretty.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Her face is okay, but-- Jesus! What --what are you doing here?Meredith PalmerOpen quote: I don't know. I saw a crowd. I thought there might be a dogfight or something--Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Get out! We need to do something. I'm thinking maybe a coup or we take Ryan hostage.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Those sound too harsh.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, I'm not saying we do those things. I'm saying something like those things.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Of course. What is like a hostage?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Excellent question.Andy BernardOpen quote: We could write a strong-worded letter.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Words will never be enough.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Strongly-painted picture.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, pictures are too interpretive.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can I just say something? I know that tempers are high, but I think the best way to handle this might be to just talk to Michael directly.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh. Well, that--that's a great idea, Jim. Oh, I totally see your point. Okay, we'll talk to Michael directly. So uh, meeting is over, I guess. I'll see everyone upstairs.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Great. See you upstairs.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: C'mon. (whispers) Guys. Psst, listen. Now is the time for action. I'm talking action--
Scene 1615 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: That one's great.Michael ScottOpen quote: I know.Ryan HowardOpen quote: You look so classy in that picture.Michael ScottOpen quote: I do? Well--Where is that bowl?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, you have a second?Michael ScottOpen quote: Michael Scott Paper Company only.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, I think you're going to want to cool it with that 'cause it's starting to upset the other salesmen.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, well---Ryan HowardOpen quote: Tough.Michael ScottOpen quote: I will--no, no. I'll talk to them when they all get back from the bathroom.Jim HalpertOpen quote: This is awkward to talk about, but there may or may not be--but definitely is--a mutiny forming in the warehouse right now.Michael ScottOpen quote: Against who?Ryan HowardOpen quote: You. Us.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?Ryan HowardOpen quote: It's gotta be because they all want their clients.
Scene 171 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: The old Michael Scott might have taken this, but not the new Michael Scott. They are in for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with.
Scene 1810 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Six weeks ago, none of these people wanted to come with me. You two were the only ones with the stones to follow.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Mm-hmmm.Michael ScottOpen quote: That was us, right there.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We were something else.Ryan HowardOpen quote: What you gotta do is you gotta go down to that warehouse and you gotta crack some skulls.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm-hmm.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Chiklis style.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, the Commish.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yes, but Chiklis Shield style. Not Commish style.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, yeah. The Shield.
Scene 195 linesCreed BrattonOpen quote: It's crazy what's going on out there today, huh?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I know. Yeah, it's...kinda--Creed BrattonOpen quote: Sometimes it's best just to say out of it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's true. That's right. Yeah.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Want to play a game?
Scene 2017 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hey gang. Where you been?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Lunch.Michael ScottOpen quote: Where'd you eat?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: A restaurant.Michael ScottOpen quote: What'd you have, Stanley?Andy BernardOpen quote: I had a salmon salad. With water, no ice. I was going to get a soda, but the waiter talked me out of it. Her name was Flo, she had black hair.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I had Mexican food.Michael ScottOpen quote: So since you guys already ate, you won't be eating the stuff you brought with you for lunch, will you? (walks into kitchen) Oh, wow, Stanley. Is that egg salad? Andy brought some salmon.Ryan HowardOpen quote: That looks great.Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, is that a meat sandwich? You guys hungry?Ryan HowardOpen quote: I can eat.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm going to o have some of this meat sandwich.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It's pony.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mom. What kind of sauce is on your salmon?Andy BernardOpen quote: Dijonnaise.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmm. Thanks for going out, guys.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Mmm.
Scene 2111 linesToby FlendersonOpen quote: Hey, Meredith. Can I talk to you privately for a second?Meredith PalmerOpen quote: About what?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Your outfit.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: What? What's wrong with my outfit?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: You--you might consider pulling it down a touch. It's ri--it's riding up a little high.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: A bunch of prudes. You know, Oscar's allowed to wear sandals, but I'm not allowed to wear open-toed shoes? (pulls down dress, office gasps) Is that how it goes?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Meredith, your boob is out.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Fine. (pulls dress up, everyone gasps again)Angela MartinOpen quote: Meredith, too far!Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?Meredith PalmerOpen quote: It's casual day. Happy? (bends over to get a file, exposing herself to the office)
Scene 223 linesCreed BrattonOpen quote: (playing chess with Jim) No. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do that, I'm gonna do that. IF you do this, I'm gonna do that.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, what if I just do this?Creed BrattonOpen quote: You don't want to do that.
Scene 231 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: I'm just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He's winning. I feel like I'm describing a dream I had.
Scene 2441 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Bart. Is there anything I can do to make things better?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me the phone. Give me the phone.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Exactly.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That's my client.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Exactly. This is your first complaint in ten years.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Give me the phone.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Things have been generally good.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Give me the phone. Tell him Dwight Schrute wants to talk to him.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Look, uh, Mr. Bart...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hi, Mr. Bart.Ryan HowardOpen quote: At these prices with this service...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey, it's Dwight here. Give me the phone.Ryan HowardOpen quote: You're not gonna find this anywhere else.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Dwight Schrute here. Hey, don't hang up.Ryan HowardOpen quote: No, no, no. Sir, don't listen.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I know times are tough right now, and I laud your thriftiness. (tries to pull phone out of Ryan's hand) Ryan!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Ryan, hand the phone over.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Stop flustering me, everybody!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Who let this boy on the phone?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ah! Mr. Bart! Ugh! [slams phone down[ I cannot believe you lost that account. He was my client for ten years!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You made him lose the account by screaming at him the entire time. It's okay, Ryan.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You're a secretary! What do you know?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: And you're a temp and I'm taking your phone. I'm confiscating this.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, hey guys. You know what I want you to do? Shake hands, get over it. That was not a shake, Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We want our clients back or we quit, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Who quits?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Me.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: And me.Andy BernardOpen quote: Me too.Michael ScottOpen quote: You guys gotta be kidding.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, we gotta be deadly serious. We'll start our own paper company. The Schrute-Bernard-Lapin-Vance...Stanley Paper Company.Michael ScottOpen quote: I love it. I love this idea, and I fully support you. As a matter of fact, I'm going to give you some seed money. (throws money at Phyllis) There you go. There's some seed money for you. And you can take it, no hard feelings. But if you stay, I want an apology, and I want a big one.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: You want us to apologize to you?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes I do.Andy BernardOpen quote: That's completely backwards.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's frontward's.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Michael, you thought you were attacking corporate, but we were the ones who got hurt. You should be apologizing to us.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: That's right.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Right.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Michael, you always said we were a family. Then you went after us.
Scene 251 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: No matter how I look at this, I am in the wrong. And I have looked at this thing, like a hundred different ways. From my point of view, from their point of view...98 others. And the bottom line, I am in the wrong. I'm the bad guy.
Scene 2611 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: I need you to arrange a meeting between me and the sales staff without Ryan and Pam knowing.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Gasp. Are you talking about a secret meeting?Michael ScottOpen quote: Whatever you guys did earlier.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I don't know that first things about secret meetings.Michael ScottOpen quote: Just do it, okay?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'll do--Michael ScottOpen quote: Get 'em there. Get 'em there.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'll do the best I can.Michael ScottOpen quote: Are you kidding me?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Deceit does not come easy to me.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, okay, okay.
Scene 273 linesErin HannonOpen quote: I really love your outfit.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Thank you so much for saying that. I can't believe that Toby thinks this is inappropriate.Erin HannonOpen quote: You look like J-Lo.
Scene 2812 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: So from the bottom of my heart to the top of my heart, I am sorry.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Are you giving us our clients back?Michael ScottOpen quote: If we could just focus and go down the line, and everyone would say, "apology accepted", I think we would all feel better. And then we can break out my gift to you--complimentary white chocolate bark.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Nobody likes that stuff except for you.Michael ScottOpen quote: They wouldn't make it unless people liked it.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Michael, just give us our clients back. That's all we care about.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. If I give you your clients back there won't be enough clients for Ryan and Pam, and I promised both of them they were gonna be salespeople.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: So?Michael ScottOpen quote: Fine, have your clients. I can see that's what you wanted all along. (everyone mutters "okay") However, I rescind my apology.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That's fair.Michael ScottOpen quote: You are not reacting at all as I had hoped.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: What'd I tell you about building forts in my warehouse?
Scene 297 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople, so now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision by the end of the day.Ryan HowardOpen quote: I think you should get it. You really grew into it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh. I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.Ryan HowardOpen quote: If you really think that, will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Thanks.
Scene 309 linesCreed BrattonOpen quote: So hey, I'm want to set you up with my daughter.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.Creed BrattonOpen quote: I thought you were gay.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?Creed BrattonOpen quote: I don't know.Michael ScottOpen quote: Jim. Can I talk to you for a minute?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Sure. Let me just finish this turn.Michael ScottOpen quote: (puts Scrabble pieces on board) And Bingo was his name. Let's go.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Challenge.
Scene 3125 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: I need your help. This whole Pam/Ryan debate is screwing with my head.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't want to be biased, but I am very close to Ryan. You know that.Michael ScottOpen quote: You're close with Pam too.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Eh, she's nice, I guess. You know what? Best thing to do, Pros and Cons list.Michael ScottOpen quote: Pro for Ryan, he went to business school, he's my number one choice.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, that's--Michael ScottOpen quote: I like his hair.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Cons, Ryan. He defrauded the company. He has never made a sale.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Jim HalpertOpen quote: He definitely stole my iPod.Michael ScottOpen quote: That sounds pretty biased.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You didn't hear my pros. Environmentally-conscious 'cause his mom drives him to work everyday.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Pam, pros.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Mm-hmm.Michael ScottOpen quote: I like her. I think that she is a fast learner. Cons, she doesn't always follow through. Sh--New York and the whole art school thing. And Roy. She has a weird voice.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's not true.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't need to tell you that.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think she'd be a really good salesperson.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't think you are being totally impartial though, because you haven't said one bad thing about Pam.Jim HalpertOpen quote: And I won't.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. So be it, then you've lost credibility. And I'm going to go with my guy, and that's Ryan.Jim HalpertOpen quote: All right. You're right, sometimes when she's tired, she can be a little bit shrill. But that's not a weird voice.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, wow! Whoa!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Take it easy.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ho-ho, man! Wow. (in a high-pitched voice) Honey! I want you to bring the garbage out. 'Cause I'm not going to have sex with you unless you bring out the garba--
Scene 321 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: I have a very difficult decision to make. It's like last week I was at the video store. Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again? Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's Choice? It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.
Scene 3312 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: You don't understand clothing, Toby. You're dressed like this amorphous blob of khaki.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: All right, look, what you gotta understand is that when you come to work, you give up certain rights.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Listen up, Flenderson. You're being weak and ineffectual. I'm cowboying this meeting, okay? Here are the new rules. Earth tones only. Also, women are forbidden to wear pants.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: All right, come. Sit down, Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I'm running this meeting.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That's debatable.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: It's not. It's not. Sit down or I am writing you up.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Ooh, where has this guy been?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Casual Fridays are cancelled. (everyone protests) Let's just not do it anymore.Andy BernardOpen quote: You're running from the problem.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: There's not a single appropriate outfit in this whole--except mine, quite honestly.
Scene 3433 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Pam, can you come in here, please? Have a seat. (clears throat) Well, there's no easy way of saying this. So I think I will just...drag it out. Since the dawn of time there has been--Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Just tell me.Michael ScottOpen quote: I gave Ryan the sales job. There just weren't enough clients for the two of you. So I had to--Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm sorry, sorry.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, I get it. (Michael laughs) Why are you giggling? Is this a joke? (Michael continues to laugh) Michael, is this-- did I get the job?Michael ScottOpen quote: (laughing) Yes, you did.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I did?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yep.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: For real, you're not kidding?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, you--no.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I did?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, you're the best person for the job. You're going to be great.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, Michael, thank you. Thank you.Michael ScottOpen quote: (laughing) Oh, oh!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thank you. You will not be sorry.Michael ScottOpen quote: You should have seen your face. Oh man! Oh, that was classic.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh. (laughing) I really thought I didn't get it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, really?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. 'Cause you said I didn'tMichael ScottOpen quote: Oh, man. That was really good. That was really good.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What about Ryan?Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't know, I offered him his temp job back. We'll see. He was not happy at all when I offered him this job and then I told him he didn't get the job, so--Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. Maybe you shouldn't fake fire people anymore.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't appreciate you telling me what to do. So clean out your desk, you are through here.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thanks, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh! What's our receptionists name?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Erin.Michael ScottOpen quote: Could you send her in?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (opens door) Erin. Michael wants to see you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hello.Erin HannonOpen quote: Hi.Michael ScottOpen quote: Have a seat.
Scene 3512 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: This is very difficult to say, but no one here like you in the office and we are going to have to let you go. (pick up phone) Hank, could you come up here please? Hank is our security guard--Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, I can go.Michael ScottOpen quote: He will be ushering you out. (starts laughing)Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, your face! Oh!Erin HannonOpen quote: Is--do the people--Michael ScottOpen quote: No, I'm kidding. No, you're not--you're not fired. Yet.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh...Erin HannonOpen quote: Do they not like me, though?Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't know, actually.Erin HannonOpen quote: Okay.