Scene 012 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (phone ringing) You gonna answer that, Kev?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh, right. Thanks. (reading off index card) Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. (cupping the mouthpiece, yelling) Oscar, your mom!
Scene 021 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? (pause) I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that.
Scene 0319 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: Please hold. (cupping mouthpiece and holding out the phone) Andy! Phone call.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No. (Andy gets up from his desk) Stay there. Kev, thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, I wrote it on my hand... but then I washed it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: It is transfer, extension, and then transfer again.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay. Andy, get ready. (muttering) Transfer. Extension. Transfer.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Here we go. (Meredith's phone rings. Jim and Andy groan.)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh, man!Andy BernardOpen quote: It is 1-3-4, Kev! (Kevin runs to the phone)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Kev, c'mon.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hustle!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hold it.Andy BernardOpen quote: You are murdering the Nard-dog!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (on phone) This is Kevin. Please hold and I will transfer you. (Phyllis's phone rings)Angela MartinOpen quote: You're bad at this too!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (running to the phone) Just... don't answer that call!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Just transfer the damn call.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Your call is very important to us. Ple-(Andy's phone rings)Andy BernardOpen quote: Hey-o! (applauding and cheering)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Way to go.
Scene 056 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. (picks up piece of mail) Look, it's official! (door opens, Michael is in a bath robe)Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, good. My hooker's here. (laughs) Hi.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, you were expecting me, right?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes I was. Yes I was.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Are you wearing anything under the robe?Michael ScottOpen quote: That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in.
Scene 066 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: This looks great, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Thank you. Would you like some french toast?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes, please.Michael ScottOpen quote: What shape?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: ... Square is fine.Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright.
Scene 0718 linesCharles MinerOpen quote: Just want to fill you in on a few details. As you know, I will be running the branch while we search for Michael's replacement. So please feel free to come to me with any questions or concerns. (Kelly raises hand) Yeah.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Where will you be staying while you're in Scranton?Charles MinerOpen quote: Eh, uh, in a hotel.Angela MartinOpen quote: Charles, where were you born?Charles MinerOpen quote: Actually, I meant questions more about the day-to-day operations of the company. Kay. (Andy raises hand) Yeah.Andy BernardOpen quote: How are operations of the company? Just, day-to day.Charles MinerOpen quote: Okay, let's go over non-discretionary cuts. Okay, guys? (Charles sees Stanley with his crossword, Charles stares and he puts it away) Thank you. So, umm...Jim HalpertOpen quote: (whispering) Would you please stop that?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What?Jim HalpertOpen quote: You're breathing very heavily.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This is how I breathe.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No it's not.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: If you want to tell me -Charles MinerOpen quote: Okay, Jim Halpert. I need your eyes up front.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh no. I was just -Charles MinerOpen quote: No. Hey, hey. I just want to hear "yes".Jim HalpertOpen quote: ... Yes.Charles MinerOpen quote: Good. As I was saying...
Scene 081 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh no! The new boss does not find Jim adorable! Ohhhh! (smiles)
Scene 0916 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: So, what do you say we get started?Michael ScottOpen quote: After breakfast.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm full.Michael ScottOpen quote: So how you feeling about the new company?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I feel good. (sees a huge pile of French toast) Wow.Michael ScottOpen quote: You excited? About the new company?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. I'm excited to start the company.Michael ScottOpen quote: After breakfast.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We did that. So, what's next? Michael, just stop for a second. (reaches out to take the whisk) Michael. Stop for a second.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, I'm whipping them.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, I know you are.Michael ScottOpen quote: Just let go.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Just let me have... Oh.Michael ScottOpen quote: Let go, please. Just gimmee -Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Fine! (eggs splatter all over his robe) Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Michael ScottOpen quote: I can't do this! This is pathetic, isn't it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this? I have egg in my Crocs.
Scene 103 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: I never see him drink. I never see him eat.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I don't think he even uses the bathroom.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Oh, he does. He does.
Scene 1130 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (doing situps) I feel weak today. Felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You know, Michael. When I feel overwhelmed -Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm not overwhelmed, Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I know! No, I'm saying that when I feel overwhelmed, something I like to do is make a list. Make a list of things to do and then start with the easy stuff.Michael ScottOpen quote: Whatever calms you down.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, first, work out. And, hey! Look! You did that. Check. (Michael doing leg lifts) Eat an enormous breakfast. Check.Michael ScottOpen quote: Don't patronize me, Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I think you should get dressed.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm not getting dressed. I'm not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, that seems impossible.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's totally impossible!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.Michael ScottOpen quote: Assemble a sales team. A dream team.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Great.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, Ryan.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No. What? Why?Michael ScottOpen quote: He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No. We're not gonna hire Ryan.Michael ScottOpen quote: Umm... Oh! Vikram! Best salesman I've ever met.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: He worked at that telemarketing place.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We'll find him.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Oh also, we have a meeting this afternoon with a potential investor.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Really?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We have an investor already?Michael ScottOpen quote: Maybe. Barbara Keebis. She invests in local businesses. And I am putting together a little presentation for her.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, that's fantastic.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, I guess it's not so bad. Got a few things cookin'. (sits down in robe, legs spread wide) Umm...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey! We need to get you dressed!
Scene 122 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: I have doubts about this too. But when one person freaks out, sometimes it weirdly makes the other one calmer. That's one thing I've learned about relationships. I hate that I just used the word relationship. (Michael comes out in a suit) Hey! You look great! (checks something off her list) Let's go!Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright.
Scene 136 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: (laughing at something on his computer)Charles MinerOpen quote: You a soccer fan?Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh. Oh my God. I'm so embarrassed. You weren't supposed to see this. This is like my secret obsession.Charles MinerOpen quote: Well, that makes two of us.Andy BernardOpen quote: No way!Charles MinerOpen quote: Yeah.
Scene 141 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: I hate soccer. But guess who doesn't hate soccer? Charles Miner.
Scene 154 linesCharles MinerOpen quote: I was actually in Germany for the 2006 World Cup Finals.Andy BernardOpen quote: Ahhh. You bastard! That shoulda been me!Charles MinerOpen quote: Yeah, I love the sport. I love the sport. Alright, man.Andy BernardOpen quote: Cool!
Scene 161 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: I've never been a kiss up. I - it's just not how I operate. I mean, I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work. Half-heartedly.
Scene 1711 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Next on the list - open the mail.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh. Wow. "Michael Scott Paper Company." Okay. Very official. "Dear Mr. Scott. Please be advised that it is in violation of your condominium agreement to conduct a business headquartered in your residence. The penalty, a forfeiture of residence."Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, okay. It's fine. It's fine. We're just gonna add "find office"...Michael ScottOpen quote: How are we gonna find an office? How can we pay for an office?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Next on the list -- song parodies.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Okay. "Achey Breaky Fart."Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Great. Let's sing it in the car.Michael ScottOpen quote: No! No No. No. "My Stumps." Like "My Humps" but a guy with no legs.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: We can do this.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We can do this.
Scene 1836 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Whoa! And he just goes, "Boom". (kicking motion) Goal!Charles MinerOpen quote: Yep. Yep. That's Pele.Andy BernardOpen quote: You know your soccer, man.Charles MinerOpen quote: I know. Yes I do.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I prefer (looks down at palms) Maradona. Uhhh... Diego Maradona.Charles MinerOpen quote: Oh yeah?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: From Argentina.Charles MinerOpen quote: I didn't know we had so many, uh, soccer fans in the office.Andy BernardOpen quote: I mean, to be fair, I was the first one to talk about it, but...Charles MinerOpen quote: What about you, Jim? You a fan of the game?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Uh, no. Nope. Not really.Charles MinerOpen quote: Well, it's not for everybody I suppose. (Andy laughs)Jim HalpertOpen quote: It's 'cause I'm more of a player.Charles MinerOpen quote: Yeah?Jim HalpertOpen quote: You bet.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Really, Jim? I had no idea you played soccer. 'Cause you never, ever talk about it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well I do.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wow.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I play.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You can be so modest sometimes.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, maybe you should get back to work.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Maybe you and Charles should kick the soccer ball around.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Maybe we will someday.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Maybe you will tonight after work. What do you say?Charles MinerOpen quote: That's a great idea, Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Great ideas are just part of what I bring to the table.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I don't try and be anything that I'm not.Charles MinerOpen quote: What do you say, Jim? Huh? Wanna play some soccer?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Jim, what do you say?Angela MartinOpen quote: Sounds fun.Andy BernardOpen quote: I'm in it to win.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Game on!Charles MinerOpen quote: Okay. See you on the field, there, bro.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let's... eh... see ya.Charles MinerOpen quote: See you on the field. Ha, ha. I can't wait!
Scene 191 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Yep, I used to play soccer in school. From second to fourth grade. I was on the orange team.
Scene 202 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (Michael comes out with Vikram, arms raised) We got Vikram!VikramOpen quote: You got me.
Scene 217 linesVikramOpen quote: Where are we going?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We have a meeting with an investor today.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes we do. So, get excited. But I have to go the bathroom real quick. If you'll excuse me, be right back. (gets out of the car) Ah, okay.VikramOpen quote: He seems really confident.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: He can be.VikramOpen quote: Confidence. It's the food of the wise man but the liquor of the fool.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hm. I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram.
Scene 223 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hey. I would like a pair of size nine, please. (Ryan is working at the bowling alley) It's Michael.Ryan HowardOpen quote: I'm swamped, Michael. (over the PA) Happy birthday to Sally in lane 27.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files.
Scene 232 linesVikramOpen quote: He's taking a long time. Is it possible he's bowling? I mean, you know him better than I do.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes. Yes, it's possible.
Scene 2430 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Well, it has always been a lifelong dream.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael! What's going on?Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, Ryan.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Hey, you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Excuse me. Yes?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: This wasn't on the list.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, it is.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's not.Michael ScottOpen quote: It is.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (looks at list) When did you add this to the list?Michael ScottOpen quote: Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance. (walks back to Ryan) Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Sixty thousand dollars a year.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?Ryan HowardOpen quote: What do you make, secretary?SupervisorOpen quote: Back to work, shoe bitch!Ryan HowardOpen quote: I told you guys, I'm really busy here, so...Michael ScottOpen quote: Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?Ryan HowardOpen quote: What size shoes are you guys?Michael ScottOpen quote: Uh, nine.Ryan HowardOpen quote: What are those, a men's ten?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: (Ryan grabs some shoes) Look what he's doing.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What is he doing?Michael ScottOpen quote: He's stealing them. Okay, okay.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh my God.Michael ScottOpen quote: He's already paying for himself.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Sorry!
Scene 253 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: Where is it?Michael ScottOpen quote: Right here.VikramOpen quote: Hey, c'mon, guys. These are prime selling hours, you know.
Scene 2610 linesCharles MinerOpen quote: Miner - (kicking a piece of trash)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, there he goes.Charles MinerOpen quote: ...sees his partner -Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yikes.Charles MinerOpen quote: Halpert. He looks up!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Aw, man.Charles MinerOpen quote: Defending duo! He sets him up! (Jim moves the piece of trash with his hands) He sets him up. Yeah. Oh-ho!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh! Goal!Charles MinerOpen quote: Aw, man, I can't wait to play with you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Aw, it's gonna be the (softly) worst.
Scene 276 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: Do you guys want to hear about Thailand?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Sure.Ryan HowardOpen quote: It was indescribable.Michael ScottOpen quote: Sounds awesome.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Beat.
Scene 284 linesVikramOpen quote: What sort of investing club is this?Michael ScottOpen quote: Vikram, you ask a lot of questions and I like that. Hey, Nana! Hi!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (mouthing to camera) Nana?NanaOpen quote: Michael!
Scene 291 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: People turn to their families all the time when they need help starting out and if my Nana's investment club can help the Michael Scott Paper Company become a reality, then I'm sure that's what she would have wanted. Does want.
Scene 307 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Well I'm sure that you must all have very, very busy schedules, so I appreciate you meeting with us here today. What this is is a business that I have worked toward my entire life. Hey! (snaps in front of sleeping old man) I have assembled what I believe to be the most exciting, sought-after talent in the industry today. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the dream team. From our very own Scranton, Pennsylvania - Pam Beesly. Pretty Pam is always reaching for the stars and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one. Meet Vikram. From his humble beginnings as a - stay standing - from his humble beginnings as a prominent surgeon, he risked it all to become the most successful telemarketer in the lipophedrene industry. And do not call it a comeback. The youngest vice president in the history of Dunder Mifflin, and recent bowling alley employee, Ryan Howard is about to make a splash in paper.NanaOpen quote: So let's hear it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. I have spent the last 15 years learning the ins and outs of the paper industry. With a lean, mean fighting crew and low overhead, I think I can perform the same business at a much, much higher rate of profit.NanaOpen quote: How do you expect to turn a profit in this economy?Michael ScottOpen quote: By wanting it more. By working hard-NanaOpen quote: What's your mission statement?Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmmm-My mission is stated as follows: I will not be beat. I will never give up. I am on a mission. That is the Michael Scott guarantee.
Scene 3113 linesCharles MinerOpen quote: C'mon, Oscar. What positions do people play?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wing.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Wag.Charles MinerOpen quote: Jim. What do you play?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Left.Charles MinerOpen quote: Forward or half?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Forward, definitely.Charles MinerOpen quote: Okay, striker, huh?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Striker!Charles MinerOpen quote: Let's see what you got in those legs!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Alright! Let's do it.Charles MinerOpen quote: Alright. (Dwight blows whistle in Jim's face) No, no, no. That's supposed to be the kickoff.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Kickoff. (to camera) My strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible. Chalk it up to teamwork. (to team) Alright! (clapping)
Scene 3213 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: And I offer same day, free delivery.NanaOpen quote: Michael, I don't know about this.Michael ScottOpen quote: Nana. (softly) I really think that Papa would want you to do this.NanaOpen quote: I'm not so sure.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well what is it exactly? I mean, what, what specifically? We don't - it doesn't have to be paper. We could sell medicine and other...NanaOpen quote: See, this is what concerns me.Old WomanOpen quote: We could just give him a chance. It's not much money.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well... this might not be the right time, but I need more than I originally asked for.NanaOpen quote: This isn't a handout club. It's an investment club!Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.NanaOpen quote: I love you, Michael. I do.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.NanaOpen quote: But no. I mean it. No.
Scene 333 linesVikramOpen quote: I thought Nana raised some good questions. What kind of a name is Nana?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It means grandmother.VikramOpen quote: Oh, sweet Jesus. Look, I'm sorry to do this, but can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?
Scene 341 lineVikramOpen quote: You know, Michael? You want to succeed? You got to apply the same- (Michael slams door)
Scene 3512 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Get 'im, Jim! C'mon, tough D, Jim. (Charles kicks, ball hits Phyllis in the nose)Charles MinerOpen quote: Oh, my God! Oh wow. Jim, what the?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Phyllis, Phyllis.Charles MinerOpen quote: Phyllis, are you okay? Are, you okay?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (muffled) No, I swallowed a crown.Charles MinerOpen quote: Why'd you duck, Jim?Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, Jim. Why would an experienced soccer player like yourself duck at the very last moment?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, I'm just gonna go get some ice.Charles MinerOpen quote: Does that make you feel better? Huh?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm sorry, Phyllis.Charles MinerOpen quote: Oh, yeah. Jim's sorry.
Scene 3614 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: Do you get TNT? The station? Do you get TNT?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah. I have cable and satellite as a backup. (to Pam) Yeah, I know. Two not-so-great things in a row. Ehhhh, well. Stuff happens, right? At least we got Ryan. The Rye-guy. We should call him Rye bread. We don't have to call him that. Unless you like it. We could call him that.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I can't do this.Michael ScottOpen quote: What's that?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I can't do this. I had a real job. I sat ten feet away from my fiance. I had health benefits. I was just feeling impulsive. I should have gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.Michael ScottOpen quote: Blech.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I just keep getting bored. And I let things build up and build up and then I - I, I do something too big, like this. Who does this?Michael ScottOpen quote: Well you know what? My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We don't have any money. We don't have an office. We don't have anything.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well we should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good. First on the list, let's get you out of the car. Alright. (Pam tosses list out car window) Okay...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How come out of everyone in the office, I'm the only one that went with you? Is it because I'm that stupid? I mean, your own grandmother doesn't even believe in you!Michael ScottOpen quote: I want you to listen to me. Because I want to tell you the situation that we are both in right now, kay? You quit your job. I quit my job. We both quit. Those are the facts. That's what happened. Now, what are our choices right now? Because you know, kiddo, you quit.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: So what are our options? Well, we can start this paper company. We can try. Or... that's it. That's our only option. Because we quit. Pam, I do my best work when people don't believe in me. I remember in high school, my math teacher told me I was gonna flunk out. And know what I did? The very next day I went out and I scored more goals than anyone else in the history of the hockey team. See what I mean? I thrive on this. I thrive on it. So I'm gonna go inside. I'm going to make some calls, I'm gonna get us an office space, and I'm going to show you why you joined this company. Okay? (Pam nods)
Scene 371 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: You gotta have some extra space. Philly, work with me here. There's gotta be some sort of secret office that you have... lurkin' around... some awesome, free, keep it off the books... Oh, no. Not there. That would be humiliating.
Scene 381 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: I did what I had to do. I stepped in. I took charge. That's what being a man is. And earlier today, I was freaking out. Pam stepped up. She was the man. Don't think a woman can be a man? Well, then that's your stereotype, not mine.
Scene 396 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (walks into room) Okay.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I could work here. I could see this.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's right in the middle of the paper belt.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Are you good?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, I'm good. You good?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm good.
Scene 405 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: You know what they say, keep your friends close. (pointing to office sign where "Dunder Mifflin" is listed right above "Michael Scott Pap")Charles MinerOpen quote: Michael, you're back.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, I am, Charles.Charles MinerOpen quote: Mmmhmm.Michael ScottOpen quote: Except this time, you have no legal right to kick me out, because I have started my very own paper company right here in the building. If I were you, Charles Miner, I would watch your step. Because the Michael Scott Paper Company is about to open a big ol' can of whoopass on Dunder Mifflin. (Pam and Michael stare him down, he walks away) Actually a six pack. We're gonna open a six pack of whoopass. He looks scared.