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Blood Drive Vol. 5 · Issue 16 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Valentine's Day is usually a mess in Scranton, and this year is no exception. Whether you're looking for Michael's desperate romantic speeches or Kevin's surprisingly smooth moves at the mixer, you can find every line from the episode right here. It's the perfect way to catch all the details of Jim and Pam's nightmare lunch with Bob and Phyllis.
Michael Scott Open quote: That was funny. Let's go do it to somebody else. Ayyyy! Michael Scott Open quote: So suck it. Hey everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, a lonely heart's convention, this afternoon. Singles only. Dwight Schrute Open quote: I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. (pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat) Jim Halpert Open quote: Nobody asked, Bob! Michael Scott Open quote: Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story. Dwight Schrute Open quote: Is somebody after you? Michael Scott Open quote: Nobody's after me, I just, I met a woman when I was giving blood and I thought she might come by. Michael Scott Open quote: It's not a big deal really, I just, you know met somebody, we hardly talked, I picked up her glove so I was hoping I could give it back to her. Michael Scott Open quote: Hey, if anybody wants to go...