Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Blood Drive

Vol. 5 · Issue 16Scranton, PA

Every line from the "Blood Drive" episode is right here, from Michael's human juicebox phase to that deeply uncomfortable lunch Jim and Pam shared with the Vances. You can look through the full script to find your favorite jokes about Cupid’s sparrows and lonely hearts mixers. It’s all the best moments from Michael’s quest to find his blood-mobile soulmate.

Scene 01

6 lines
Phone Salesman
Pam Beesly
Phone Salesman
Pam Beesly
Phone Salesman
Pam Beesly

Scene 02

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

23 lines
Phone Salesman
Pam Beesly
Phone Salesman
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Phone Salesman
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim & Pam & Michael & Dwight
Phone Salesman
Jim & Pam & Michael & Dwight
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 04

4 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 05

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 07

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

21 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 10

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Blood Drive Worker
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

22 lines
Michael Scott
Blood Drive Worker
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Drive Worker
Michael Scott
Blood Drive Worker
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl

Scene 13

4 lines
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

20 lines
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Drive Worker
Michael Scott
Blood Girl
Michael Scott
Blood Girl

Scene 15

6 lines
Michael Scott
Hank Tate
Michael Scott
Blood Drive Worker
Michael Scott
Blood Drive Worker

Scene 16

4 lines
Meredith Palmer
Kelly Kapoor
Meredith Palmer
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 17

6 lines
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Bob
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert

Scene 18

7 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 19

17 lines
Bob
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Bob
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Bob
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

33 lines
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 22

23 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Lynn
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Lynn
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 23

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Blonde
Dwight Schrute
Blonde
Dwight Schrute
Blonde

Scene 24

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 25

3 lines
Kevin Malone
Lynn
Kevin Malone

Scene 26

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 27

3 lines
Michael Scott
Eric
Michael Scott

Scene 28

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 29

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 30

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 31

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

2 lines
Girl
Michael Scott

Scene 33

11 lines
Bob
Jim Halpert
Bob
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Bob
Jim Halpert
Bob
Phyllis Vance
Bob
Phyllis Vance

Scene 34

6 lines
Kevin Malone
Lynn
Kevin Malone
Lynn
Kevin Malone
Lynn

Scene 35

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 36

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Blonde
Dwight Schrute
Blonde
Dwight Schrute
Blonde
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 37

7 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 38

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 39

4 lines
Stanley Hudson
Blood Drive Worker
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance