Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Test the Store

Vol. 8 · Issue 17Scranton, PA

Dwight is finally launching the Sabre store and things are getting weird. You'll find every single line from the episode right here, from Nellie's loam backstory to Jim's bizarre Pyramid presentation. It is the perfect place to track down that specific quote about Toby's self-defense class or Andy's embarrassing run-in with a fifth-grader.

Scene 01

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 02

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 03

17 lines
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Cathy
Dwight Schrute
Cathy
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

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Todd Packer
Nellie Bertram
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

1 line
Todd Packer

Scene 06

2 lines
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

26 lines
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard

Scene 08

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Man
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 09

3 lines
Cathy
Blogger
Cathy

Scene 10

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 11

17 lines
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard

Scene 12

9 lines
Nellie Bertram
Blogger
Nellie Bertram
Jim Halpert
Blogger
Blogger 2
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute

Scene 13

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 14

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 17

18 lines
Toby Flenderson
Creed Bratton
Meredith Palmer
Toby Flenderson
Meredith Palmer
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Angela Martin
Toby Flenderson
Everyone
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Lady Blogger
Dwight Schrute
Patty
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

22 lines
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 20

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Toby Flenderson
Lady
Andy Bernard
Girl
Darryl Philbin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Lady
Girl
Pam Beesly
Girl
Pam Beesly
Lady
Girl
Pam Beesly
Lady
Andy Bernard
Lady
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Toby Flenderson
Kelly Kapoor
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 21

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Blogger
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

4 lines
Ryan Howard
Nellie Bertram
Ryan Howard
Nellie Bertram

Scene 23

8 lines
Erin Hannon
Old Lady
Erin Hannon
Old Lady
Erin Hannon
Old Lady
Erin Hannon
Old Lady

Scene 24

21 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

12 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Crowd
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Crowd
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

22 lines
Toby Flenderson
Kevin Malone
Toby Flenderson
Angela Martin
Toby Flenderson
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Others
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Toby Flenderson
Angela Martin
Toby Flenderson
Kelly Kapoor
Toby Flenderson
Kelly Kapoor
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

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Andy Bernard

Scene 29

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute