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Test the Store Vol. 8 · Issue 17 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Dwight is finally in charge of the Sabre store launch, but Ryan's pre-presentation meltdown forces Jim into the spotlight with a very weird speech about time and space. Meanwhile, back at the office, Andy tries to play off a black eye from a little girl as a heroic gang fight. Every single line of dialogue and iconic quote is right here for you to check out.
Dwight Schrute Open quote: Cathy, you will be the hot girl who talks to bloggers. Dwight Schrute Open quote: Speaking of pimples, let’s release the BLOGGERS! Cathy Open quote: So you’re a blogger right? Blogger Open quote: Yeah. Blogger. Cathy Open quote: God, stay away. Oh, I always get in trouble around bloggers. I’m trying to be a good girl for once. Blogger Open quote: Look at that guy. He’s got his Sabre phone on, and he’s not even using it. Blogger 2 Open quote: This is a perfect photo for my Daily Fail blog. Lady Blogger Open quote: Patty Grossman. I’m a woman. Ryan Howard Open quote: Yeah, no (bleep) , Sherlock! Can somebody please tell me something encouraging about this presentation before I go out there in front of a million people and do it? Blogger Open quote: When’s the presentation? Old Lady Open quote: Someone rejected you? With that body and those bazongas? Forget him! Dwight Schrute Open quote: Are there any bloggers around? Toby Flenderson Open quote: Okay, this is what’s called pre-violent posturing.