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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Lice

Vol. 9 · Issue 10Scranton, PA

Every line from the episode where Pam accidentally starts a lice outbreak and lets Meredith take the fall. You'll find the full script right here, including Dwight's over-the-top hazmat suit antics and the office-wide mayonnaise treatment. It's the perfect place to track down that specific 'skull vampire' joke or the karaoke ending.

Scene 01

4 lines
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 02

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

2 lines
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone

Scene 04

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 05

2 lines
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 07

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon

Scene 08

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 09

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

11 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Worker
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

4 lines
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin

Scene 12

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 13

2 lines
Darryl Philbin
Val

Scene 14

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer

Scene 15

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 16

7 lines
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

16 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon

Scene 19

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 20

5 lines
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

7 lines
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Nellie Bertram
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone

Scene 22

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon
Stanley Hudson

Scene 23

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Limo Driver
Jim Halpert
Limo Driver
Jim Halpert

Scene 25

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly

Scene 26

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 27

26 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Creed Bratton
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

14 lines
Val
Darryl Philbin
Nellie Bertram
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Nellie Bertram
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Nellie Bertram
Kevin Malone
Nellie Bertram
Phyllis Vance
Nellie Bertram

Scene 29

16 lines
Julius Irving
Jim Halpert
Julius
Jim Halpert
Julius
Jim Halpert
Julius
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Julius
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

12 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Creed Bratton
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Pam Beesly
Creed Bratton

Scene 31

2 lines
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 32

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 33

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Creed Bratton
Pam Beesly

Scene 34

2 lines
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon

Scene 35

13 lines
Val
Phyllis Vance
Val
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Nellie Bertram
Phyllis Vance
Val
Nellie Bertram
Val
Kevin Malone
Val
Kevin Malone

Scene 36

1 line
Val

Scene 37

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Helene
Pam Beesly
Helene
Angela Martin
Meredith Palmer

Scene 38

9 lines
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer

Scene 39

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 40

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 41

4 lines
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 42

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 43

6 lines
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller

Scene 44

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 45

6 lines
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin

Scene 46

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 47

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 48

3 lines
Pete Miller
Oscar Martinez
Pete Miller

Scene 49

7 lines
Julius
Jim Halpert
Julius
Jim Halpert
Julius
Jim Halpert
Julius

Scene 50

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer

Scene 51

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly

Scene 52

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
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