Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Body Language

Vol. 6 · Issue 21Scranton, PA

Michael spends the day trying to figure out if Donna is flirting or just wants a deal on some printers. You'll find every line and quote from the episode here, from Jim and Pam’s "wonder twin" sales pitch to Kelly's path to becoming the Indian Julia Roberts. It's the perfect place to find that one specific joke about Shrek-green eyes or the Scranton Strangler.

Scene 01

3 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 03

4 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

2 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez

Scene 06

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 07

7 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin

Scene 08

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 09

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 10

7 lines
Donna
Jim Halpert
Donna
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott

Scene 11

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 12

7 lines
Michael Scott
Donna
Pam Beesly
Donna
Jim Halpert
Donna
Angela Martin

Scene 13

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott

Scene 14

15 lines
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin

Scene 15

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

14 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

4 lines
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna

Scene 18

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 19

11 lines
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott

Scene 20

7 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 21

1 line
Donna

Scene 22

3 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 25

7 lines
Michael & Donna
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Creed Bratton
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone

Scene 26

9 lines
Donna
Jim Halpert
Donna
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 27

7 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 28

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

14 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard

Scene 30

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 31

10 lines
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna

Scene 32

20 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 33

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 34

8 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 35

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 36

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis

Scene 37

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 38

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Gabe Lewis
Kelly Kapoor
Gabe Lewis
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 39

23 lines
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 40

12 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 41

10 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Hide
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Hide

Scene 42

25 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Everyone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 43

3 lines
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott

Scene 44

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 45

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 46

10 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Erin Hannon
Kelly Kapoor
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 47

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 48

9 lines
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott
Donna
Michael Scott

Scene 49

6 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 50

1 line
Michael Scott