Home / Season 9 / Vandalism DUNDER MIFFLIN, INC. · Episode Transcript
Vandalism Vol. 9 · Issue 14 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Pam goes "scorched earth" after her warehouse mural is defaced with butts, while Jim finds out that Darryl is a very particular roommate. You'll find every line and hilarious quote from this episode right here.
Erin Hannon Open quote: Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl already started working in Philly. So now, he has to sneak out of here like the sneakiest little sneaky-sneak you ever saw. And I'm his helper. It's so fun. Darryl Philbin Open quote: Everybody knows I go to Philly. I've just been using sick days I saved up. But, Erin was so excited about being sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it. Pam Beesly Open quote: (entering office) Conference room. Everybody. Now! Meredith Palmer Open quote: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83. The Senator Open quote: Thanks, everybody. Thanks for coming. Phillip had no idea he was so popular.