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Vandalism

Vol. 9 · Issue 14Scranton, PA

You'll find every line from "Vandalism" right here, from Pam’s quest for mural justice to Jim and Darryl’s messy roommate drama in Philly. This page houses the full script and the best quotes, including Dwight’s unique take on art and Oscar's realization at the Senator's political party. It’s all here, even the moment Brian finally steps out from behind the camera to defend Pam.

Scene 01

3 lines
Nellie Bertram
Erin Hannon
Nellie Bertram

Scene 02

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 03

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 04

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon

Scene 05

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 06

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 07

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 08

9 lines
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 09

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 10

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 11

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 12

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 13

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 15

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

30 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Creed Bratton
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 17

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Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

10 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 19

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Frank
Dwight Schrute
Glenn
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Val
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 20

10 lines
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson

Scene 21

5 lines
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Party Announcer
The Senator
Angela Martin

Scene 22

17 lines
Athlead Employee
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 23

12 lines
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Frank
Pam Beesly
Frank
Pam Beesly
Frank
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson

Scene 24

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 25

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

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Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

5 lines
Oscar Martinez
Party Guest
The Senator
Oscar Martinez
The Senator

Scene 28

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 29

22 lines
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 31

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly

Scene 32

12 lines
Party Photographer
Angela Martin
The Senator
Party Photographer
Party Waiter
Party Photographer
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Party Photographer
Oscar Martinez
The Senator
Party Photographer

Scene 33

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 34

11 lines
Pam Beesly
Frank
Pam Beesly
Frank
Pam Beesly
Frank
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Frank
Brian

Scene 35

7 lines
The Senator
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
The Senator
Kevin Malone
The Senator
Kevin Malone

Scene 36

10 lines
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian

Scene 37

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 38

5 lines
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin