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Vandalism Vol. 9 · Issue 14 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Pam’s mural gets a "butt" makeover, leading to some serious warehouse revenge with Dwight. You'll find every line from the episode here, covering Jim and Darryl’s roommate drama and Oscar’s time at the Senator’s party.
Erin Hannon Open quote: Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl already started working in Philly. So now, he has to sneak out of here like the sneakiest little sneaky-sneak you ever saw. And I'm his helper. It's so fun. Darryl Philbin Open quote: Everybody knows I go to Philly. I've just been using sick days I saved up. But, Erin was so excited about being sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it. Pam Beesly Open quote: (entering office) Conference room. Everybody. Now! Meredith Palmer Open quote: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83. The Senator Open quote: Thanks, everybody. Thanks for coming. Phillip had no idea he was so popular.