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Jury Duty Vol. 8 · Issue 13 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Jim thought he could pull off a Connecticut cover-up to skip work, but Dwight is not falling for it. You can follow every line from the full script right here, from the empanada interrogation to the moment Kevin calls Angela’s baby a monster. Here is the complete dialogue from the day Jim's parenting lies caught up with him.
Andy Bernard Open quote: Everybody out. Meredith Palmer Open quote: Toby, shut your hole about the empanadas. Nobody cares about the empanadas. Dwight Schrute Open quote: I am making a citizen's arrest. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights. Dwight Schrute Open quote: Okay, everybody, gather 'round. Got a real special surprise for you. (indicates Ernesto and assistant who are carrying empanadas) Andy Bernard Open quote: Why? Everybody's heard it. Jim Halpert Open quote: Funny? No? Nobody laughing? Dwight Schrute Open quote: That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine. Pam Beesly Open quote: Hi everybody! Pam Beesly Open quote: (gasps) Yes! Cece wanted to thank everybody for letting her daddy stay home with her all last week and play, so she brought you a little treat.