Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Incentive

Vol. 8 · Issue 2Scranton, PA

You'll find every line from "The Incentive" right here, from Kevin's attempt at "small talk" to the moment Andy realizes he's actually getting a tattoo on his butt. This page has the full script so you can follow along with every points-based bribe and Sabre tablet pitch. See how the Nard Dog officially earned his name in the most permanent way possible.

Scene 01

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 02

14 lines
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone

Scene 03

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Kevin Malone

Scene 04

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone

Scene 05

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 06

21 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 09

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Darryl Philbin

Scene 10

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California

Scene 11

7 lines
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California

Scene 12

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Andy Bernard

Scene 13

17 lines
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California

Scene 14

18 lines
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Robert California
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Phyllis Vance
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California

Scene 15

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Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 16

9 lines
Justine
Kevin Malone
Justine
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Justine
Darryl Philbin

Scene 17

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

Scene 18

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Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 19

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Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Group
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 20

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Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone

Scene 21

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Andy Bernard

Scene 22

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Erin Hannon

Scene 23

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Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Tattoo Artist
Pam Beesly
Tattoo Artist
Pam Beesly
Tattoo Artist
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

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Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 26

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Andy Bernard

Scene 27

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Andy Bernard

Scene 28

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Group
Andy Bernard
Tattoo Artist
Andy Bernard
Tattoo Artist
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Tattoo Artist
Pam Beesly
Tattoo Artist
Andy Bernard
Tattoo Artist
Andy Bernard

Scene 29

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

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Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 31

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Robert California

Scene 32

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 33

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Robert California

Scene 34

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Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly