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Sabre Vol. 6 · Issue 14 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Dunder Mifflin is officially under new management, and things are getting weird fast. From the iconic "Party in the USA" parody to David Wallace’s questionable "Suck It" invention, every line of dialogue is right here. You'll find the full script and all the best quotes from Gabe’s first day in Scranton.
Michael Scott Open quote: Okay, everybody, listen up. I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control - Pam Beesly Open quote: Because we're usually not on the same page. Gabe Lewis Open quote: Ok, um, I told the story of your uncle, and I have a feeling that you would have (Michael gesturing behind computer) really been proud of the way... Okay, um... Jo Bennett Open quote: Wait a minute, who is it? Who's there? Is there somebody in the room with you? (Michael gesturing "no") I want to see who it is. Turn me around. Jim Halpert Open quote: Anybody could have walked in. Jerry Open quote: It was story time. Michael Scott Open quote: Hello. (comes in carrying 4 gallons of orange juice and his water bottle) Is anybody home? Oh, thank you, Erin. Now if everyone would please ready their canteens, so I can fill them with the sweet, sweet nectar of Gabe's homeland, and then propose a toast. Here we go.