Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

New Guys

Vol. 9 · Issue 1Scranton, PA

Here's the full script for the season 9 premiere where Andy returns from leadership training as "The Iceman." You'll find every line from the introduction of "Plop" and "Dwight Jr." to Kevin's unfortunate run-in with a parking lot turtle. Read through the complete dialogue and find your favorite quotes from the start of the final season.

Scene 01

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

2 lines
Doctor
Angela Martin

Scene 04

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 05

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 06

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 07

10 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 08

2 lines
Toby Flenderson
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 09

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 10

2 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Erin Hannon

Scene 11

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 12

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 13

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Off-camera
Pam Beesly
Off-camera
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 15

3 lines
Clark Green
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance

Scene 16

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 17

1 line
Clark Green

Scene 18

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 19

4 lines
Stanley Hudson
Nellie Bertram
Meredith Palmer
Pete Miller

Scene 20

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 21

23 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Pete Miller
Andy Bernard
Pete Miller
Andy Bernard
Pete Miller
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
Darryl Philbin
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 22

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

2 lines
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone

Scene 24

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 25

8 lines
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez

Scene 26

10 lines
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard

Scene 27

25 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

3 lines
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 31

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard

Scene 32

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 34

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Rafe
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Pete Miller
Jim Halpert
Pete Miller
Jim Halpert
Pete Miller
Jim Halpert
Pete Miller
Jim Halpert

Scene 36

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 37

13 lines
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
Andy Bernard

Scene 38

1 line
Clark Green

Scene 39

15 lines
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 40

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 41

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 42

6 lines
Angela Martin
Pete Miller
Angela Martin
Pete Miller
Angela Martin
Pete Miller

Scene 43

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 44

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 45

10 lines
Pete Miller
Angela Martin
Pete Miller
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 46

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 47

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 48

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 49

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 50

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 51

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 52

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 53

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 54

3 lines
Meredith Palmer
Nellie Bertram
Stanley Hudson

Scene 55

1 line
Nellie Bertram

Scene 56

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 57

1 line
Nellie Bertram