Couples Discount

Andy’s back from his three-month boat trip with a tan, a beard, and some wooden instruments no one asked for. While Erin works up the nerve to dump him, you'll find every line from the episode right here, from Darryl and Oscar's fake romance to the fallout of the mini-mall discounts. It’s the perfect place to grab the full script and see exactly how Jan Levinson managed to get one last dig in at the Nard Dog.