Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Couples Discount

Vol. 9 · Issue 15Scranton, PA

Andy is finally back from his three-month boat trip, but he’s basically a stranger and a total jerk to Erin. While you read through every line from the script, you'll see the staff pairing up for Valentine's Day discounts and Pam and Jim dealing with some lunch date awkwardness. All the quotes are here, from the chunky lemon milk to Andy trying to make "coolio" happen.

Scene 01

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 02

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon

Scene 03

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 04

1 line
Pete Miller

Scene 05

5 lines
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon

Scene 06

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 09

14 lines
Kevin Malone
Nellie Bertram
Meredith Palmer
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Nellie Bertram
Clark Green
Oscar Martinez
Darryl Philbin
Oscar Martinez
Darryl Philbin

Scene 10

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 11

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

9 lines
Nail stylist 1
Nail stylist 2
Clark Green
Nellie Bertram
Nail stylist 2
Nellie Bertram
Clark Green
Nellie Bertram
Clark Green

Scene 13

1 line
Nellie Bertram

Scene 14

5 lines
Oscar Martinez
Nail manager
Oscar Martinez
Nail manager
Darryl Philbin

Scene 15

18 lines
Jim Halpert
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Brian
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian

Scene 16

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Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

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Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 18

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 19

7 lines
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 20

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Erin Hannon

Scene 21

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard

Scene 22

7 lines
Brian
Jim Halpert
Brian
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Brian
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

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Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 24

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Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

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Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

7 lines
Nellie Bertram
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

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Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
Andy Bernard

Scene 30

7 lines
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard

Scene 31

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David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace

Scene 32

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Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 34

6 lines
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller

Scene 35

2 lines
Erin Hannon
David Wallace