Couples Discount

Andy finally drags himself back from his three-month boat trip just in time for Valentine's Day, and things are definitely awkward. While Erin tries to work up the nerve to dump him, the rest of the office heads to the mall to score discounts by pretending to be in relationships. Every line from the script is here, from Dwight's pretend Andy routine to the tense lunch between Jim, Pam, and Brian.