Scene 015 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: It is six a.m. (DeAngelo yawns) and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes, and this happens every...?Michael ScottOpen quote: Every year! This happens, you have a lot to learn my friend. (DeAngelo laughs)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Well, you know, why don't we try it, and if it goes good it'll be part of my tradition.Michael ScottOpen quote: Why do you always say that? You're gonna love it.
Scene 0211 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (arriving at the first house) Alright let's go! (DeAngelo runs in the wrong direction) This way, this way! (Michael knocks on the door)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Thanks.Michael ScottOpen quote: Surprise!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Congratulations!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yep, okay...Michael ScottOpen quote: You and Pam have both been nominated for Dundie Awards!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: (holds up a camera and DeAngelo meows) Here we go! Have Pam come down.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No she doesn't wa- She's not here.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What's going on?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Stay in bed!
Scene 035 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (next house) Congratulations!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Have you lost your mind! Get off my property before I call the police!Michael ScottOpen quote: We got it.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Uh, leave it at the door or...?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah that's fine.
Scene 043 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (next house) Hey Toby! You suck! (throwing eggs at his house)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Is this an employee of ours?Michael ScottOpen quote: (giggles) Go go go go go go!
Scene 0510 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (arriving at a dumpy looking, unkempt house) I've never seen this place in the daylight.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: It reminds me of Katrina.Michael ScottOpen quote: Here we go, alright got it? Set? (the door is ajar, Michael knocks lightly) Hello? (turns around to see Meredith walking towards her house)Meredith PalmerOpen quote: I'm so busted! Walk of shame!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Do you usually leave your door unlocked? And ajar?Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Ahh, Nice! I got a Dundie nomination!Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes you did. That's right! Congratulations Meredith. We should head out.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: No no no! You guys stay! No no no! I have Vienna Sausages and I have napkins. (walks into her house) Let me fix you breakfast!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (whispers) I'm not going in there.Michael ScottOpen quote: (quietly shuts the door) Go.
Scene 065 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (walking into the office) Good morning Erin.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh hey, didn't see you.Michael ScottOpen quote: You have big plans for tonight?Erin HannonOpen quote: I don't know, maybe volunteer at the shelter, or go to bed, or... I don't know. Maybe I'm going to the Dundies!! (Flashes her Nomination Certificate)Michael ScottOpen quote: You are getting so funny! (Erin giggles) Very good.
Scene 071 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in, and do his show, and, that way, Larry lives on.
Scene 0815 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Anything can happen at the Dundies! (DeAngelo laughs) They're like the Golden Globes but less mean. And I just want all of us to have a good time!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Just a little announcement folks, remember, the Dundies is a black tie affair.Michael ScottOpen quote: Black tie optional.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Every day is black tie optional!Michael ScottOpen quote: A la, tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Nice! (rest of the office looks excited)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I love their breadsticks!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, their breadsticks are like crack!Ryan HowardOpen quote: I love when people say like crack when they've obviously never done crack.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?Ryan HowardOpen quote: I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad. (Jim does his "Jim face")Michael ScottOpen quote: Shh, shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yeah that's great.Michael ScottOpen quote: So as you know, the Dundies are my legacy. So I'm going to need to train a replacement. So this year, I have decided to have a co-host. (Dwight looks suspecting) And that person is (he and DeAngelo roll their tongues as a drum roll) DeAngelo! (all applaud)
Scene 106 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: Thank you Michael, uh, but I will have to pass.Michael ScottOpen quote: Think of it as part of your training.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay...Michael ScottOpen quote: (smiling) Okay, well we'll work on it.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (whispers to Michael) Michael, I'm very, very bad.Michael ScottOpen quote: You are doing it.
Scene 1122 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (all in conference room) Guys! I want you to help us work on some banter.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yes! I love banter. But I hate witty banter.Michael ScottOpen quote: Here we go! So, DeAngelo! You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds, and I lose my car keys every morning.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a-Michael ScottOpen quote: (cutting him off) Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys...Deangelo VickersOpen quote: This did not happen.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it's all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay. (Ryan stands next to Michael up front) Ryan how are you today?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Why don't you ask my therapist, my mom certainly pays her enough.Michael ScottOpen quote: (very excited) There you go! Lovely! Regis and Kelly! Nice! Use that as an inspiration. Just be funny.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Uhhh, you sir! (points to Jim) Are we having fun tonight?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Having a great time.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Oh good!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Thanks, yeah.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Where were you on September 11th?Michael ScottOpen quote: No! God! (Jim looks at him oddly)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: This is so weird! If I'm conducting a meeting, good to go. But if I think of it as a performance... I-I fall apart. Obviously.Andy BernardOpen quote: Why don't you think of hosting the Dundies like you're just running a meeting.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no, no! This is the performance of your life!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Why don't you just, privately, in your own head, think of it like a meeting.Michael ScottOpen quote: Jim, please no loopholes.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mike, why do you have to control how he perceives it in his mind?Michael ScottOpen quote: This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?
Scene 1211 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: (laying down, Michael is sitting on DeAngelo's stomach bouncing up and down in Michael's office) Me mo. Me mo.Michael ScottOpen quote: Good. Good. Good!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Meee Mo, Mee!Michael ScottOpen quote: Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them.Michael ScottOpen quote: (getting off his stomach) Too personal. I don't wanna hear about it. (picking up a portable tape player) Let's try this. Put these on. (DeAngelo puts the headphones in) I am going to turn this on, and turn the volume all the way up. So you can't- (DeAngelo winces) That's right, you're not going to be able to hear yourself. Read this, (gives him a card) and make it sound perfect.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT! (Jim comes and closes the door)Michael ScottOpen quote: Say it with an accent!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (bad Australian accent attempt) THE DUNDIES!Michael ScottOpen quote: (also in a poor Australian accent) The Dundies!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: THE DUNDIES!
Scene 1316 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (Jim and Pam are walking outside) I just don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me, and not just regular fries.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah... (they see Erin eating in her car, and ducking when they see her. Pam knocks on her car window) Hey, Erin, everything okay?Erin HannonOpen quote: Get away from the car, he's gonna see you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Who's gonna see us?Erin HannonOpen quote: (desperately) Just get in! Get in! Just get in!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Get in the car? (Jim and Pam get in the back seat)Erin HannonOpen quote: Please! Sorry. Get in. (Jim and Pam are confused and worried) Sorry sorry sorry.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What's wrong?Erin HannonOpen quote: I eat lunch in the car now. It's my alone time. It's just nice to have some time away from Gabe.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Why don't you wanna eat lunch with your boyfriend?Erin HannonOpen quote: I, really don't like spending time with him.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Don't you think it's better to tell him the truth now? You know, rather than waste more of his time?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think I'm gonna go.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think you got this. Kay? (Erin nods) Alright. Feel better!Erin HannonOpen quote: Thank you Jim.
Scene 152 linesErin HannonOpen quote: I can't just dump him Pam, I'm not like you, I can't be mean.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Wait, when am I...? You just have to be clear and firm. You know, just tell him you don't love him. Just be honest with him. (Erin nods)
Scene 1627 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (standing by the Louie Volpies entrance greeting people and giving them menus)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (walks in) Hi!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Appalling. (Meredith walks in) Eye sore. (Jim and Pam come in) Surprisingly adequate! Okay everyone! The activities commence in four seconds!Erin HannonOpen quote: DeAngelo, Jo's on the phone for you.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Hello?Jo BennettOpen quote: (Michael dressed as Jo Bennett, using a bad Southern accent) DeAngelo! We're in serious horse manure here! The Dundies are tonight! And we ain't got no host!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Oh no!Jo BennettOpen quote: Luckily I have someone for you!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Billy Crystal?Jo BennettOpen quote: Better.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Neil Patrick Harris?Jo BennettOpen quote: He's in Little Shop of Horrors on Broadway. Now we need Michael Scott! The best darn Dundies host on both sides of the Mississippi! (everyone in the audience is laughing)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Ughhh, I gotta find Michael Scott! And then I gotta, (Russel Brand impression) Get Him to the Dundies!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (in the office near the accountants) Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott Angela?Angela MartinOpen quote: (Michael is wearing a blond wig, talking in a high obnoxious voice) My boyfriend can, he's a state senator.AudienceOpen quote: (laughing)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Mmhmm.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh wait, he can't help because that title has no meaning!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: (laughing)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Try Jim DeAngelo, he'll be able to help.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Jim! Do you know where I can find Michael Scott?Jim HalpertOpen quote: (Michael is wearing a wig that is very close to Jim's actual hair, and he is wearing fake earrings, and speaking in a punk-ish deep voice) I totally don't know where Michael is, dude, hey you wanna listen to some records?Jim HalpertOpen quote: (shaking head at the camera)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: No one is listening to me! And I'm running out of time!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (Micheal dressed as Phyllis, pretending to knit) Well, what are you talking about? (cracking noise) Ohh! Ohh! (falls onto the ground) I've fallen and I can't get up!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Maybe I just need to look into my heart. (in the bathroom in front of the mirror) DeAngelo, where is Michael Scott. (his reflection in the mirror turns around to reveal that it is Michael)Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm here. (DeAngelo gasps and turns around) In a good way! I've been here the whole time.
Scene 171 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: The analytical part of me wants to examine it, but I know it has no content.
Scene 181 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up for you co-host this evening, Michael Gary Scott. (Michael comes running up to stage as people applaud) Please remain standing for your other co-host, and new manager, DeAngelo Jeremitrius Vickers! (DeAngelo presents himself, and changes his mind and runs off) Was that part of the...?
Scene 1915 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (in the bathroom) DeAngelo, what are you doing? There's a live audience out there!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Go do it by yourself, get Ryan.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar. Look, look. The boss, hosts, the Dundies! It's sort of our perk!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: This was not, part of the job description!Michael ScottOpen quote: Listen to me, you're not doing this for me, you're not doing this for you, you're not even doing this for them!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Who am I doing this for?Michael ScottOpen quote: (slaps him) You're doing this for all those kids out there, eating off the Louie Volpies kid's menu, wondering: Does it get better? What I want you to do, is I want you to say: It's showtime. Get out there.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: I can't. (Michael slaps him again)Michael ScottOpen quote: Say it.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Stop, hitting me.Michael ScottOpen quote: You can do it, just say it.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Hit me again. (Michael slaps him once more)Michael ScottOpen quote: Now hit me. (DeAngelo slaps him) One, two, three.TogetherOpen quote: It's showtime.Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright, here we go.
Scene 2017 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Okay! Okay! Sorry about the delay everybody! But we were at the DMV waiting in line. (everyone laughs)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Fall asleep right after sex. Huh guys?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Nope, go back to the script.Michael ScottOpen quote: There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, but one of our great salesmen is also a great dad. And a close personal friend of mine, Jim Halpert! Best Dad Dundie! (Dwight plays a celebratory honking noise on his keyboard)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wow! I do not parent for the award but I gotta tell you It feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you're watching this at home it's way past your bedtime, by the way how'd this get televised?Michael ScottOpen quote: Well done.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't know maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don't know, I don't know. Thank you!Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright. (all applaud Jim)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You didn't think to mention me huh?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Didn't I?Michael ScottOpen quote: Which moves us to, Best Mom Dundie. (Pam gets ready and Jim smiles at her) I guess we all kinda consider her a mom around the office. Meredith Palmer!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: (jogs up and makes out with Michael, who is unwilling) Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight! Whooo!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Excuse me, can I get a photo of the Best Mom and the Best Dad please?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I gotta go do this.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (annoyed) Why?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Big smiles folks! There they are.Michael ScottOpen quote: Year after year, I catch a lot of flak on this particular award, because year after year I present this award to a guy instead of a girl. Hottest in the office goes to, (Ryan stands up) Danny Cordray! (Ryan quickly sits) Danny couldn't be here tonight...
Scene 211 lineRyan HowardOpen quote: How do I feel about not winning Hottest in the Office this year? Uhm, I'm very relieved. How do you, how do you judge something like that? What is the criteria even? It's, it's so subjective.
Scene 221 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Stanley Hudson is a grump, everybody knows that. (Stanley looks angry) But did you know, that Stanley Hudson is also the face of a debilitating disease known as diabetes. The Diabetes Award goes to Stanley Hudson! (Stanley slowly walks over, angry) Come on up here you sick bastard.
Scene 231 linePhyllis VanceOpen quote: I have diabetes too. You don't see me making a big deal about it.
Scene 2423 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: They say he's going to be my right hand man, adlib masturbation joke. (realizing he wasn't supposed to read that directly off the cue card, speaks quietly) No, I hate this, I hate it so much. (loud again) Dwight Schrute! Please accept this promising Assistant Manager Dundie. (people clap as Dwight takes the microphone, he is obviously unenthused) Thank you, thank you so much. I would like to thank something that we, uh, take for granted in our daily lives. And that is the humble trashcan. (Creed nods) This is for you trashcan! (walks off and throws the Dundie into the trashcan)ManagerOpen quote: (the manager of Louie Volpies approaches a giggling Kevin, who is coloring with crayons on the tablecloth) Who gave you those crayons?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I brought them from home! Do you have a red?ManagerOpen quote: This is a cloth tablecloth! You can't color on it!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh really? [camera shows that Kevin has drawn a house on the tablecloth.Michael ScottOpen quote: You know, herpes affects one in five sexually active adults? (manager looks up, angrily at Michael) Pippy Longstocking, Ronald McDonald's wife, Ron Howard, Ron Weasley, what do thay all have in common? Red heads. Erin Hannon, come on up here and receive your Cutest Red Head in the Office Award! (Erin looks thrilled and walks up to the stage)Meredith PalmerOpen quote: That is bull! (throws her Dundie)Erin HannonOpen quote: Thank you, thank you! This is the first award I've ever won in my entire life. (Gabe and Andy smile at her) People are right about the Dundies, they are magical. But, I don't feel it. And I think that's because I'm not with the right person. Gabe, we should break up.Gabe LewisOpen quote: What?Erin HannonOpen quote: I'm not attracted to you. I just, I cringe when you talk. I have to be honest. Right, right Pam? (Pam looks very awkward) Thank you for hearing me.Gabe LewisOpen quote: (stands up and walks to stage, takes the microphone) Well, this is embarrassing, um, I'm obviously really angry at Erin. It's that quarter life crisis everyone's been talking about. (Jim is looking wide eyed, jaw dropped) Alright I'm gonna go. (Dwight plays cricket noises)Michael ScottOpen quote: (escorts Erin off stage) There you go.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Damn that was cold.Michael ScottOpen quote: It is difficult to recognize the person who will be replacing you. But he is a good guy, so the Michael Scott Award for Best Dundies Host goes to DeAngelo Vickers. (DeAngelo jogs up and takes the Dundie and tries to go back to his seat)AudienceOpen quote: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Hold on, hold on one second. (puts on the headphones and turns the volume up all the way) I WANNA, I WANNA, I FEEL TRULY BLESSED! UHHH, TO BE WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU! BEFORE THIS ALL STARTED, FUNNY STORY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, VOMITTING, AND VOMITTING IN THE MEN'S ROOM!ManagerOpen quote: Okay, okay. (trying to stop him from offending other people in his restaurant)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR MOST OF THE EVENING...Michael ScottOpen quote: (stopping Manager) DeAngelo is expressing himself. [manager pulls the microphone cable, everyone can still here DeAngelo.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It's so much lighter!Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, we're done! That's it.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Michael, are we?!Michael ScottOpen quote: We're done. We're done!
Scene 2512 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (Outside of the restaurant, obviously sad) So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather Three. That rapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather One! That was, very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh well...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going!Michael ScottOpen quote: What?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up but I would like to see this show go on.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no. You're being too hard on yourself. We had a very truncated rehearsal time.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started. (others nod in agreement)Michael ScottOpen quote: So what you're saying is you kinda like it? (Phyllis impression) I've fallen and I can't get up! (normal again) That Phyllis bit, that was pretty good.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't know that we need to dissect it all now, but-Michael ScottOpen quote: That got a big laugh.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That did. Pretty huge laugh.Michael ScottOpen quote: (to Stanley, who is cracking up again) You were laughing right?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I was.
Scene 2617 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: (with Dwight and Michael outside Michael's car) You know what, I have to go to the bathroom.Michael ScottOpen quote: We're really close.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: I can just run over to the gas station.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We should just wait here and not get good seats in the conference room?Michael ScottOpen quote: That's true, we wouldn't get seats together.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Okay, fine I'll hold it.Michael ScottOpen quote: (in the car) You know, despite a couple hiccups, I think that went very well.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I thought it was the worst Dundies I've ever been to.Michael ScottOpen quote: Man! Maybe you should have won the Kind of a Bitch Award.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Gladly! I'd accept that award, because a bitch, is a female dog!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (as Michael pulls over and stops the car) Please don't stop so suddenly, the seatbelt is pressing on my bladder. Why are you even wearing a seatbelt, you're sitting in the backseat, baby.Michael ScottOpen quote: What is your problem?!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I just don't see a point in the Dundies! Okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue is bad, the fashion is boring.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay! That, that is unfair! The clothing was safe, but tasteful.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: And next time, why don't you pick a co-host, that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (very uncomfortable) Look, what ever you're going to do, how long is it going to take? Ballpark. 'Cause I just, I gotta make a decision here. (gets out and slams the door)Michael ScottOpen quote: He is in an all-out sprint.
Scene 2724 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (in conference room) Here... (Andy walks in) Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard! (Andy walks up)Andy BernardOpen quote: A lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually wanna thank you Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, okay. (nods to him)Andy BernardOpen quote: I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down)Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh my God, something's happening.Andy BernardOpen quote: (singing) Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.EveryoneOpen quote: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: In costumes!Jim HalpertOpen quote: And impressions!Toby FlendersonOpen quote: In meetings.Erin & KellyOpen quote: And cups of coffee.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: For birthdays!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: More meetings and-WomenOpen quote: E-Mail forms you made us read.EveryoneOpen quote: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: You hit me with your car!Ryan HowardOpen quote: You helped me get off drugs!Creed BrattonOpen quote: I watch you when you sleep.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I forgive you for kissing me!EveryoneOpen quote: Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call.Kelly & ErinOpen quote: Call, text or e-mail, or call.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (falsetto) Measure your life in love!EveryoneOpen quote: Remember to call, remember to, call. Remember to call.
Scene 281 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: (choked up) Yeah, okay. (pauses, then takes a deep breath) Well this is gonna hurt like a mother(bleep).
Scene 297 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: (recall to Dundies at Louie Volpies) Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness. Someone in our midst, is bringing that problem to light. Toby Flenderson, please come up here and accept the Extreme Repulsiveness Award. Oh that's so mean!Michael ScottOpen quote: No it's not.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: (Toby is shaking his head, no) It's his last Dundies.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You gotta play along man.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Come on Toby.Michael ScottOpen quote: Here he comes! Alright! You deserve it! (Toby comes up and take the mic)Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I really disagree with this. I think it's kind of hateful. Though I am a little happy right now to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case I was recently a juror on. The Scranton Strangler. That man's being put to death. I was part of the verdict, and I'm not so sure he's guilty any more. (Dwight plays a clip from the song Oh Yeah: Ohhhh yeah! Chica chicaaa)