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Whistleblower Vol. 6 · Issue 24 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Jo Bennett is on the hunt for whoever leaked the printer fire secret, and things get messy fast. You'll find every line from the episode right here, from Michael's Apache persuasion hold to Nick the IT guy's epic exit. See how everyone reacts when the truth about the Sabre printers finally comes out.
Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody, we are at DEFCON 5. I am officially the second-most watched clip of the day on the WBRE news site. Angela Martin Open quote: Everybody knows it was Andy, and it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big stupid mouth!
Pam Beesly Open quote: Nobody's going to prison, okay? Um... all right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us. And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe. Nick Open quote: Okay, look, I get it, people. I'm the lame IT guy, and everybody hates me. Dwight Schrute Open quote: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey IT guy. Here's the story, champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, okay? We liked the last guy, Siddiq, because he kept to himself, and we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what, I'm going to leave you with one other thought. Inner city kids use computers for two things, games and porn. So good luck wasting your life, lurch.