The Office Season 7

Michael hires his lazy nephew and things go south fast. You can read every line from the episode where Michael finally delivers some "Texas justice."

Michael suffers through therapy with Toby while Dwight and Andy plot a "Pretty Woman" style revenge. Read the full script and top quotes here.

Andy tries to win Erin back with a performance in Sweeney Todd, while Michael deals with the rejection of not being cast.

Michael Scott tracks down his exes to break some bad news while Andy tries and fails to run a helpful sex ed seminar for the staff.

Michael tries to outmaneuver a rival salesman with a secret operation while Andy, Darryl, and Kevin jam together in a new band.

From the battle for the $15,000 coupon book to Gabe's terrifying Lady Gaga costume, here are all the best quotes from the Scranton branch's Halloween special.

Michael Scott joins a mission trip to Mexico while Jim and Pam deal with an overcrowded reception and a stolen baby scare at Cece's christening.

Michael struggles with Gabe being the boss of the party while Andy deals with some questionable powdered seahorses.

Ryan's startup is on the brink of collapse while Dwight turns the parking lot into a hay-filled festival and Jim finds ways to stay busy after hitting his commission cap.

Michael tries to save America from China's rise while Pam fights Dwight over half-ply toilet paper.

Michael hosts a sophisticated holiday party for Holly's return while Dwight wins a mental snowball war against Jim. Find the full script and top quotes right here.

Michael waits for news on Holly's ultimatum while the rest of the Dunder Mifflin crew struggles with their New Year's resolutions.

Andy hosts a business seminar with the help of his chaotic coworkers while Jim avoids a ghost from his elementary school past.

Jim accidentally leaves Michael at a gas station, leading to a city-wide search where only Holly can find him.

Michael and Holly’s excessive public displays of affection force the office to hold a meeting, while Jim and Pam try to find a private place to hide after a boozy lunch.

Grab some popcorn and read the complete script from Michael Scott's legendary action film, including every line from Michael Scarn and Goldenface.

Todd Packer is back and looking for a desk, but Jim and Dwight team up to prank him right out of Scranton by offering him a fake job in Tallahassee.

Michael proposes to Holly while Dwight spends the Dunder Mifflin garage sale trading a thumb tack for Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.

Michael meets his replacement, Deangelo Vickers, while the rest of the office tries to win favor with their new manager.

Every line and quote from Michael Scott's final Dundies, featuring DeAngelo Vickers' hosting debut and the office's musical goodbye.

Michael Scott says his final goodbyes to the Scranton branch in this emotional script featuring every line from his last day.

Deangelo creates a boys' club at the office, leaving the women feeling left out until a basketball accident changes everything.

Dwight takes over as acting manager and immediately institutes a regime of terror before accidentally firing a gun in the office.

Dunder Mifflin interviews a wild lineup of manager candidates while Creed runs the office into the ground as acting manager.