Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Threat Level Midnight

Vol. 7 · Issue 16Scranton, PA

Clean up on aisle five! Every line from Michael Scott's masterpiece is here for you to read. Check out the full "Threat Level Midnight" script, complete with Goldenface's threats and Samuel L. Chang's best robot-butler moments.

Scene 01

4 lines
Delivery Guy
Michael Scott
Delivery
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 03

3 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott

Scene 04

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 05

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Creed Bratton

Scene 06

5 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 07

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 08

2 lines
Narrator
Samuel

Scene 09

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 11

6 lines
Samuel
Michael Scott
Samuel
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 12

1 line
President

Scene 13

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 14

4 lines
President
Samuel
President
Michael Scott

Scene 15

1 line
Narrator

Scene 16

2 lines
Kevin Malone
Goldenface

Scene 17

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 18

1 line
Narrator

Scene 19

5 lines
Cherokee Jack
Michael Scott
Cherokee Jack
Michael Scott
Cherokee Jack

Scene 20

1 line
Narrator

Scene 21

9 lines
Ryan Howard
Goldenface
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Michael Scott

Scene 22

5 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 23

3 lines
Samuel
Michael Scott
Samuel

Scene 24

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 26

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 27

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 28

4 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 29

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Goldenface

Scene 30

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 31

19 lines
Samuel
Kevin Malone
Goldenface
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Samuel
Goldenface
Samuel
Goldenface
Samuel
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Michael Scott
Goldenface
Samuel

Scene 32

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 33

1 line
Goldenface

Scene 34

6 lines
Michael Scott
Helene
Pam Beesly
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene

Scene 35

6 lines
President
Michael & Samuel together
President
Goldenface
Samuel
Michael Scott

Scene 36

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 37

1 line
Narrator

Scene 38

7 lines
Michael Scott
Billy
Michael Scott
Billy
Michael Scott
Billy
Karen Filippelli

Scene 39

1 line
Karen Filippelli

Scene 40

6 lines
Michael Scott
Billy
Michael Scott
Billy
Michael Scott
Todd Packer

Scene 41

11 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

Scene 42

6 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 43

14 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 44

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 45

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 46

4 lines
Samuel
Michael Scott
Samuel
Michael Scott

Scene 47

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 48

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 49

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Goldenface
Pam Beesly
Goldenface

Scene 50

3 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 51

1 line
Hostage

Scene 52

2 lines
Michael Scott
Cherokee Jack

Scene 53

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 54

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 55

1 line
Samuel

Scene 56

1 line
Billy

Scene 57

1 line
Goldenface

Scene 58

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 59

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 60

5 lines
Michael Scott
President
Michael Scott
President
Michael Scott

Scene 61

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 62

1 line
Narrator

Scene 63

1 line
Rapper