The Office Season 8

Robert California shakes things up by sorting the Dunder Mifflin crew into two mysterious columns while Andy tries to prove his worth as the new boss.

Andy motivates the office with a high-stakes incentive program while Kevin tries to save time by shortening his sentences.

When the warehouse crew wins the lottery and quits, Andy and the office staff have to handle the heavy lifting while Darryl deals with some serious resentment.

Andy hosts a Connecticut Casual event at Schrute Farms, while Jim uses a fake book to trick Dwight into some very loud guest announcements.

Robert California challenges the office to get actually scary for Halloween, while Pam and Jim argue over whether ghosts are real.

Dwight's doomsday device threatens to send a career-ending email to Robert California if the office makes too many mistakes.

Pam enlists Dwight to help prove Jim finds her replacement attractive while Robert California hijacks Kevin's band.

Andy takes the crew on a field trip to Gettysburg for some corporate inspiration while Kevin accidentally impresses Robert California with his cookie-based business logic.

Andy struggles to follow Robert's conflicting orders while Jim literally hides on the roof to avoid the drama.

Andy plays Santa and tries to grant everyone's holiday wishes while Jim and Dwight battle it out for their Christmas bonuses. Every line of dialogue is included in this full episode script.

Andy drags the Dunder Mifflin crew to a Philadelphia bar for a trivia contest to save his sales numbers.

All the quotes from the "Pool Party" episode where Robert California hosts a wild bash and the Dunder Mifflin crew takes over his indoor pool.

Jim tries to survive a fake jury duty scandal while Dwight deals with the possibility that he is the father of Angela's baby.

Dwight is chosen to lead a special project in Florida, but he has to battle Andy and the rest of the staff to pick his ideal team.

Dwight battles appendicitis while Florida Stanley cruises to Loggins and Messina. Check out the full script and every classic quote from the Tallahassee trip.

Catch every word from Jim's genius bedbug ruse and the drama of Darryl's "five-dot" text message in this full episode transcript.

Dwight oversees the chaotic launch of the Sabre store while Andy attempts to maintain his dignity after getting punched by a middle-schooler.

Jim tries to save Dwight from a Florida firing while Darryl and Toby go to war over Kevin's massive cookie order.

Andy heads to Florida to win back Erin, but while he’s gone, Nellie just decides she’s the new manager. Check out every line from the episode right here.

Jim and Dwight learn way too much about Nellie’s past while Andy fakes his way through a breakup.

Andy returns to find Nellie in his office, leading to a total meltdown and a very awkward meeting about his performance in the bedroom.

Andy crashes a dog fundraiser to spite Robert California, while Dwight accidentally bids thirty-four thousand dollars on silent auction items.

Jim and Dwight battle the Syracuse branch for a massive client while Robert California tries to recover a drunken voicemail he left for Nellie.

Check out every quote and the full script for the Season 8 finale where Andy plots his comeback and Dwight goes to extremes for a diaper.