Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Christmas Wishes

Vol. 8 · Issue 10Scranton, PA

Here's every line from "Christmas Wishes." Andy is determined to make holiday dreams come true, but things get messy when Erin has a few too many shots and Jessica shows up. You'll find the full script here, covering everything from Robert California’s track suit to Dwight’s "attack" by Henrietta the porcupine.

Scene 01

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 02

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson

Scene 03

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 04

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 05

16 lines
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Andy Bernard

Scene 06

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 07

18 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Erin Hannon
Kelly Kapoor
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 08

17 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 09

5 lines
Jessica
Erin Hannon
Jessica
Erin Hannon
Jessica

Scene 10

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 11

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Erin Hannon

Scene 12

14 lines
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Nate Nickerson
Darryl Philbin
Nate Nickerson
Val
Darryl Philbin
Nate Nickerson

Scene 13

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 14

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 15

19 lines
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Ryan Howard
Oscar Martinez
Ryan Howard
Robert California
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Ryan Howard
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez

Scene 16

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 17

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 18

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone

Scene 20

6 lines
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val

Scene 21

10 lines
Erin Hannon
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 22

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson

Scene 23

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 24

22 lines
Angela Martin
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

28 lines
Erin Hannon
Jessica
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone

Scene 26

2 lines
Phyllis Vance
Val

Scene 27

28 lines
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

13 lines
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

7 lines
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Erin Hannon
Kelly Kapoor
Erin Hannon
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 31

2 lines
Jessica
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 32

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 33

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Oscar Martinez

Scene 34

7 lines
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California

Scene 35

4 lines
Nate Nickerson
Jessica
Nate Nickerson
Jessica

Scene 36

3 lines
Toby Flenderson
Creed Bratton
Darryl Philbin

Scene 37

12 lines
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Jessica
Meredith Palmer
Jessica
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard

Scene 38

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 39

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 40

12 lines
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard

Scene 41

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 42

1 line
Jim Halpert