Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Gettysburg

Vol. 8 · Issue 8Scranton, PA

Here's the full script and every quote from the time Andy tried to inspire the Dunder Mifflin crew with a trip to a battlefield. You'll find every line from Dwight’s history lesson to Kevin's accidental vending machine brilliance. It’s the perfect place to see if those pink "DM does GB" hats were actually a good idea.

Scene 01

8 lines
Gabe Lewis
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Gabe Lewis
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 02

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 04

2 lines
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly

Scene 05

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly

Scene 06

21 lines
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Everyone
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez
Everyone
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 08

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 09

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

12 lines
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Ryan Howard
Andy Bernard
Ryan Howard
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone

Scene 12

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 13

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Everyone
Andy Bernard

Scene 14

12 lines
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Robert California
Ryan Howard
Robert California

Scene 15

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 16

16 lines
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Gabe Lewis
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Everyone
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

30 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 18

7 lines
Robert California
Ryan Howard
Robert California
Ryan Howard
Robert California
Ryan Howard
Robert California

Scene 19

5 lines
Stanley Hudson
Robert California
Stanley Hudson
Robert California
Stanley Hudson

Scene 20

11 lines
Darryl Philbin
Park Ranger
Dwight Schrute
Park Ranger
Dwight Schrute
Park Ranger
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Chelsea
Gabe Lewis

Scene 21

4 lines
Gabe Lewis
Gabe Lewis
Man
Gabe Lewis

Scene 22

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly

Scene 23

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

5 lines
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California

Scene 25

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 26

2 lines
Gabe Lewis
Audience

Scene 27

5 lines
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Stanley Hudson
Robert California
Kevin Malone

Scene 28

12 lines
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 29

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

4 lines
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Kevin Malone

Scene 31

7 lines
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Archivist
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

9 lines
Archivist
Narrator
Soldier
Dwight Schrute
Narrator
Amanda
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez

Scene 33

11 lines
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Ryan Howard
Robert California

Scene 34

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 36

1 line
Gabe Lewis