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Spooked

Vol. 8 · Issue 5Scranton, PA

Here are all the lines from the Season 8 Halloween episode where Robert California manages to creep everyone out with his haunting story. You'll find the full script of Erin trying to save the party with Gabe's disturbing films while Jim and Pam debate whether ghosts are actually real. It's all here, from Dwight's Kerrigan costume to Bert firing Toby.

Scene 01

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 02

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson

Scene 03

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 04

4 lines
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard

Scene 05

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard

Scene 06

6 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer

Scene 07

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 08

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 09

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 10

6 lines
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

7 lines
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 13

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 16

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon

Scene 18

7 lines
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly

Scene 19

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 21

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Bert
Robert California
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Bert
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 22

21 lines
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Kelly Kapoor
Gabe & Kelly & Toby
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Toby Flenderson
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Robert California
Kelly Kapoor
Robert California
Toby Flenderson

Scene 23

7 lines
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin

Scene 24

10 lines
Bert
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

10 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 26

12 lines
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis

Scene 27

17 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Dwight Schrute
Bert

Scene 28

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Robert California

Scene 29

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 30

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 31

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 32

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Bert
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Bert

Scene 33

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 34

2 lines
Oscar Martinez
Ryan Howard

Scene 35

6 lines
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 36

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 37

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 38

10 lines
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Gabe Lewis
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 39

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Robert California

Scene 40

8 lines
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 41

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Bert
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 42

5 lines
Phyllis Vance
Erin Hannon
Phyllis Vance
Erin Hannon
Phyllis Vance

Scene 43

4 lines
Robert California
Creed Bratton
Robert California
Creed Bratton

Scene 44

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 45

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 46

1 line
Robert California

Scene 47

13 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Creed Bratton
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Meredith Palmer
Robert California
Bert

Scene 48

1 line
Robert California

Scene 49

7 lines
Bert
Toby Flenderson
Bert
Toby Flenderson
Bert
Toby Flenderson
Bert