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Spooked Vol. 8 · Issue 5 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Robert California is on the hunt for everyone’s deepest fears, so you'll find every line from the episode right here as the office tries to throw a party that isn't "kiddie." From Jim and Pam’s heated ghost debate to Bert actually firing Toby, all the dialogue is laid out for you to read. It's the best way to catch every weird detail of Robert's legendary spooky monologue.
Andy Bernard Open quote: Ah, it's, uh... somebody's already called that. Meredith Palmer Open quote: Why is it such a shock that I follow the royal story? Warms my heart, thinking about them two kids, doing it. Andy Bernard Open quote: Everybody looking good, this is, this is the best we can do? I'm not judging, I, I think you guys look great, I just... wanna make sure this is the best we can do? Andy Bernard Open quote: I just got a text from Broccoli Rob - "Boo!" Scared me. And then I got this text from Robert California - "Looking forward to Halloween party. Expectations are high." Scared the s**t out of me. Pam Beesly Open quote: Okay. When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted. I didn't believe it until one day before we opened, I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar, and I see this old man dressed all in black, but when I turn around, there's no one there. So, I tell the cook my story... Jim Halpert Open quote: Party looks fun doesn’t it? Everybody seems to be in there having a great time. So maybe now would be a great time for me to pop back on the computer. Erin Hannon Open quote: (in ghostly voice) Oookayyy everybody. Be prepared to be scared. Ok. (hits play on DVD player, “Do yes disturb meditations of horror” appears on screen, Gabe winks at Erin, on screen food deflates, a mouse crawls across a photograph of a woman, a person brushes very dirty teeth) Andy Bernard Open quote: What’s the story? Oscar Martinez Open quote: There is no story.