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Doomsday

Vol. 8 · Issue 6Scranton, PA

Every line from the Doomsday episode is right here, from the awkward horse grave digging at the Schrute farm to Andy’s loud rendition of Closing Time. You’ll find the full script showing exactly how the staff tried to stop Dwight’s device from emailing Robert California. It’s the perfect spot to catch every insult Dwight throws at Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb.

Scene 01

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 02

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 03

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Andy & Pam

Scene 04

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 05

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson

Scene 06

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 07

2 lines
Andy & Stanley
Stanley Hudson

Scene 08

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

11 lines
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California

Scene 11

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Darryl Philbin

Scene 12

4 lines
Gabe Lewis
Val
Gabe Lewis
Val

Scene 13

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 14

16 lines
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson
Gabe Lewis
Toby Flenderson

Scene 15

17 lines
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

9 lines
Warehouse Crew
Darryl Philbin
Warehouse Crew
Darryl Philbin
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin
Warehouse Crew
Darryl Philbin
Gabe Lewis

Scene 20

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 21

3 lines
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin
Gabe Lewis

Scene 22

4 lines
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone

Scene 23

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 24

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 25

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 26

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

8 lines
Stanley Hudson
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

8 lines
Darryl Philbin
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin
Val
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin

Scene 29

33 lines
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

11 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

8 lines
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert

Scene 33

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 34

11 lines
Val
Darryl Philbin
Val
Gabe Lewis
Val
Gabe Lewis
Val
Gabe Lewis
Val
Gabe Lewis
Val

Scene 35

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 36

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert

Scene 37

5 lines
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez

Scene 38

17 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 39

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

Scene 40

21 lines
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California

Scene 41

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon

Scene 42

2 lines
Oscar Martinez
Ryan Howard

Scene 43

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 44

11 lines
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California