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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Mrs. California

Vol. 8 · Issue 9Scranton, PA

Robert California brings his wife Susan into the office for a job he secretly doesn't want her to have, leaving Andy stuck in the middle. You'll find the full script and every awkward quote from when the staff tries and fails to be mean to her. Don't miss the lines from Dwight’s intense "Gym for Muscles" and Jim's legendary roof escape.

Scene 01

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Creed Bratton
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

6 lines
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 06

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 07

10 lines
Ryan Howard
Robert California
Susan
Robert California
Susan
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 08

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 10

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Susan
Ryan Howard
Susan

Scene 12

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 13

22 lines
Andy Bernard
Susan
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Susan
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Susan

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin

Scene 16

13 lines
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Susan
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

9 lines
Susan
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Susan
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 19

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 20

14 lines
Toby Flenderson
Susan
Toby Flenderson
Susan
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy & Oscar
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 21

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Susan
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone

Scene 22

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

14 lines
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Susan
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez
Susan
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Susan
Oscar Martinez

Scene 24

1 line
Susan

Scene 25

18 lines
Susan
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan

Scene 26

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

23 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Susan
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Susan
Robert California
Susan
Robert California
Susan
Robert California
Susan
Robert California
Susan
Robert California
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California

Scene 28

9 lines
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Susan
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California

Scene 29

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

1 line
Robert California

Scene 31

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Darryl Philbin
Gabe Lewis

Scene 33

2 lines
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 34

21 lines
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Susan
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Susan
Jim Halpert
Susan
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

2 lines
Susan
Robert California

Scene 36

14 lines
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard
Susan
Andy Bernard

Scene 37

11 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute