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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The List

Vol. 8 · Issue 1Scranton, PA

Every line from the episode where Robert California splits the office into winners and losers is right here. You'll find the full script of Andy defending his team and Stanley telling everyone where they can shove their puzzles. It’s the perfect way to revisit the chaos of the Season 8 premiere.

Scene 01

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 02

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 03

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 04

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 05

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 07

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 10

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 11

5 lines
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin

Scene 12

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin

Scene 13

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 14

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 15

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 16

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 19

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

8 lines
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 21

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 22

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 24

25 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 25

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 26

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

7 lines
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance

Scene 28

13 lines
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California

Scene 29

25 lines
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Everyone
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 30

13 lines
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone
Toby Flenderson

Scene 31

9 lines
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Pam Beesly

Scene 32

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Everyone
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Robert California

Scene 33

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer

Scene 34

9 lines
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 36

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 37

2 lines
Kevin Malone
Meredith Palmer

Scene 38

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 39

9 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 40

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 41

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 42

6 lines
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard

Scene 43

9 lines
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 44

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 45

1 line
Pam Beesly