Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Tallahassee

Vol. 8 · Issue 15Scranton, PA

Florida Stanley has arrived, and he is definitely driving fast enough to leave a sexy corpse. You'll find every line from the episode here, including Nellie’s unforgettable introduction and Dwight’s legendary struggle to power through appendicitis. If you need the script for the Sabre store pitch or the chaos of the human pyramid, this has you covered.

Scene 01

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 04

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

2 lines
Erin Hannon
Ryan Howard

Scene 06

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Cathy
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Saleswoman
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

15 lines
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson

Scene 11

25 lines
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Everyone
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Everyone
Kelly Kapoor
Stanley Hudson
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard

Scene 12

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Cathy
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert

Scene 13

5 lines
Todd Packer
Jim Halpert
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute
Todd Packer

Scene 14

1 line
Todd Packer

Scene 15

25 lines
Nellie Bertram
Ryan Howard
Nellie Bertram
Ryan Howard
Nellie Bertram
Ryan Howard
Nellie Bertram
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Cathy
Nellie Bertram
Cathy
Nellie Bertram
Erin Hannon
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Emergency Operator
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

8 lines
Todd Packer
Nellie Bertram
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert

Scene 19

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

19 lines
Nellie Bertram
Todd Packer
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Todd Packer
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Everyone

Scene 21

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 22

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Paramedic
Ryan Howard
Erin Hannon
Paramedic
Dwight Schrute
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute
Todd Packer

Scene 23

10 lines
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Andy Bernard

Scene 24

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 25

5 lines
Todd Packer
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 27

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 28

11 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone

Scene 31

12 lines
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

9 lines
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

14 lines
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Todd Packer
Dwight Schrute

Scene 34

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Donna Muraski
Andy Bernard
Donna Muraski
Andy Bernard

Scene 36

10 lines
Nellie Bertram
Wally Amos
Stanley Hudson
Wally Amos
Todd Packer
Wally Amos
Nellie Bertram
Erin Hannon
Wally Amos
Erin Hannon