Scene 013 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are comin', and they're comin' fast. If you don't like 'em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright. I'm not here to be your friend. I like my life outside of this place. I live to leave at 5. Change number one: Darryl. Per your request, the company is sending you to business school at night. Full ride. Deal with it.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Seriously?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Stone cold seriously.
Scene 021 lineDeangelo VickersOpen quote: They are trying to figure me out. And I don't like it. Once they figure me out, they start to tell me what I want to hear. And I need to quickly figure out who's a good worker and who is simply a good mind reader. Because as soon as I'm hearing what I want to hear, I'm not gonna care.
Scene 037 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: Change two, Toby, you're gettin' a new chair.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Thanks.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Don't thank me! Hey, don't thank me, guy! Okay? And I don't care if you like it.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: These sound like good ideas, why wouldn't we like them?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream. You either like it or you don't. (Andy nods) That's my attitude right now in this room, that's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays. Alright? Clear? Any questions?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: This all sounds great to me. (hesitates) But I could see how some people might think that they're bad. I don't know what to think.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: That is a s-- astute observation, Kevin.
Scene 0513 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: It blows away Vermont in the fall.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Snap, for real?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Good morning, Deangelo.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Hold on.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (continuing to talk to Darryl) And if you're really serious, you should go in the spring.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Because of the flowers.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: No. Because the entire state smells like Earth.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Dogwoods, or just the Earth.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes, Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, well, good morning. I think I have good news for you today. I found your new executive assistant. My friend Carla. (looking at resume) She's got great experience. We even considered making her Cece's godmother, but she had this boyfriend at the time-- but here's her resume.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Put it with the rest.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 069 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: (entering his office) Hey dudes!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey!Andy BernardOpen quote: Hey!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh my God, he hates me!Jim HalpertOpen quote: No he doesn't. You just get so nervous and hyper around him.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I know.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Every time there's a silence, your brain's like "Heh-heh-huh-huh" (imitating crying).Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Is that what he tells you at your little inner circle meetings?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Careful. There is no inner circle.
Scene 081 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: There is no inner circle. Deangelo just prefers to delegate a few things, to a few guys.
Scene 091 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: Jim only says that because he's in the inner circle. I also say that because I am also in the inner circle. Did you get that, Ma? Your boy, Kevin Malone, is IN the inner circle! (thinks) Which doesn't exist.
Scene 106 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: (holding two cups of coffee) There he is! Got ya coffee. (offers cup to Dwight)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, wow, thank you. That was so kind of you. (throws cup in the garbage)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Not a coffee guy, I take it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It's just that I own the coffee shop. So, once you've seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage, because it's so much fun.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Listen. I've got a sixer. "Automatic for the People" on the jukebox. Let's hit the park after sundown. Come on! Pick up some sausage if you want.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I think you'll find what you're looking for (points toward Oscar) over there.
Scene 111 lineDeangelo VickersOpen quote: No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.
Scene 1211 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: Who's the biggest client in the state? I say we go get 'em, whatever it takes. Huh? What do you guys say?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yes!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Right! Or my other idea, 50,000 tiny clients.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, I say we just go for it!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (shoots mini basketball at hoop on office door, misses badly) Is that ball lighter than usual? Is that a Chinatown knockoff?Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's Toys R Us, I think.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: No, that's definitely a knockoff. You can feel the center of gravity's off. Feel that. (throws ball to Gabe) What do you think?Gabe LewisOpen quote: (holding ball in open palm) Oh, yeah, totally. Jim, you got ripped off big time.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (calling for the ball) Deangelo! (shoots and makes it) See what I did there? That's what you need to do. (makes shooting gesture) It's that little English. The British are coming.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yes.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Deangelo's open!
Scene 133 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: Hey Ry. Your department's killing it, baby. (puts arm around Ryan)Ryan HowardOpen quote: Hey hey, my pleasure, my treasure.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Keep it up.
Scene 141 lineRyan HowardOpen quote: The problem with having "It" or "the X-factor" or whatever it is you want to call it, is that it's impossible to put into words what you're bringing to the table. So to make things simpler for Deangelo, I just, without lying, strongly implied that I'm Kelly's supervisor. It's not even that much of a stretch. She pretty much does whatever I say.
Scene 1511 linesKelly KapoorOpen quote: What?Ryan HowardOpen quote: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Why should I pretend that you are my boss?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Because what would you have done in that situation, Kelly? I'll tell you what I would have done for you. I'd lie for you.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Ryan, you just like to lie.Ryan HowardOpen quote: I'd die for you too.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: You really would?Ryan HowardOpen quote: (hears Deangelo entering) Hey, Kelly Kapoor, if I don't have those call logs on my desk, we're just gonna have to evaluate your future at the company!Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Sure thing, Mr. Howard.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Woo. Glad he's not my boss.Ryan HowardOpen quote: (whispers to Kelly) You're the best. Thank you.
Scene 1621 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: You know I have a cousin who cracked the secret formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not name. So I've never had to buy it. True story. I just drink my cousin's.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy. Each one better than the last.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: You know what... straight up, why don't you like me?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm just not a suck-up like everyone else around here. Okay? I do my job well, so why don't you just leave me alone and let me do it. Okay?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Ohhhh no.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Okay? I'm gonna win you over.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No you're not.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes I am.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Oh yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes (starts to run out of the break room) yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!
Scene 179 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (looking at resume) Uh oh, this former administrative assistant misspelled "administrative" and "assistant."Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: The winner: under "Special Skills," Mr. Don Feiner put "Juggling." (laughter)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: What's wrong with juggling, Darryl? I'm a big juggler. I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Seriously?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Oh yeah. I'd do it for you here, but uh, what would you say this room is, 300 square feet? 320?Gabe LewisOpen quote: 320. Just freeballin' it.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: It's a little cramped. How many square feet out there? 17, 18 hundo?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh, I think it's 18 hundo.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Give or take. (Deangelo walks out)
Scene 1813 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: Sorry gang. Thought my juggling stuff was in the trunk of my car. It's not.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh no, do you think it was stolen?Andy BernardOpen quote: I gotcha covered, boss. Used to play with the parabolas myself. (opens desk drawer and takes out balls) Got some extra balls! (throws them toward Deangelo, who dodges them) Hey-hey-hey-ho!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Sorry, I never touch another juggler's instruments. You know, we're all here, I've got the music cued, why don't I just do my routine without the juggling balls? (starts to play "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence) Prepare... to go into the danger zone. (begins pretend juggling routine)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh wow, you weren't kidding.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: No. Never. Can someone please throw me a fifth ball? If you dare! (Kevin pretends to throw ball) Incoming! And we're on! Remember, nothing's impossible! Phyllis, where's Phyllis?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (raises hand) Here.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Do you believe in me, Phyllis?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Yeah.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Because I believe in you.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Okay.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (pretending to bounce balls off Phyllis at close range) Feel that connection? Don't move your head. Please. Thank you. Oh! Big hand for Phyllis! (clapping) That took a lot of guts! (finishes routine) Ho! I'm Deangelo Vickers, thank you so much, hope you learned something.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Didn't drop a single ball!
Scene 1913 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (imitating Deangelo's pretend juggling routine) Look. I'm juggling eggs and bowling balls. I'm juggling with one hand. No hands.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What could he possibly stand to gain from a fake juggling routine?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What could he possibly stand to gain from a real juggling routine? How can you keep defending him?Jim HalpertOpen quote: He's good at his job. And I like working for him.Angela MartinOpen quote: Of course you do, Jim. You're a man. Deangelo is a huge sexist.Andy BernardOpen quote: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think if he was sexist, I'd be able to tell. I took a crapload of women's studies courses at Cornell. And I wrote my own companion piece to the "Vagina Monologues" called the "Penis Apologies." So I know a thing or two.Angela MartinOpen quote: Okay. Then how about I'm the head of the Accounting Department, but he only ever talks to Kevin? What about Pam and Kelly? Also department heads. But has he ever met with you or even asked you to do anything?Andy BernardOpen quote: How could I not see it? You're so right.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (to Jim) Why don't you talk to him about it?Jim HalpertOpen quote: And say what? "Hey Deangelo, are you shy or just a sexist?"Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Mmm-hmm.Andy BernardOpen quote: And if he doesn't listen, then he can kiss his penis goodbye. Snip snip. Am I right, girls?
Scene 202 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, you got a second?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.
Scene 2121 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: So what's up?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Umm, really, it's nothing, I was just talking to Angela, and she was --Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (opening door to Deangelo's office) Hey, saw Jim come in. We meeting?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yeah sure. Let's make it a meeting. (Darryl, Kevin, Gabe enter office)Jim HalpertOpen quote: If it's alright, can I just have like one minute alone, just to go over --Deangelo VickersOpen quote: What's the big secret? Why are you even whispering? Come on, it's the guys!Jim HalpertOpen quote: I know. (Gabe and Darryl stand on either side of Jim with paper and pens in hand) Just the guys. Well, maybe that's, uh, part of the problem. I think...so what happened was, I was talking with some of the department heads. Uh, some of the female department heads.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Uh-oh. Right?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hot!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Maybe there's a vibe out there, with certain members of the office, that you are...a little sexist, or --Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Damn!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Whoa. Whoa. Wait.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Are you serious? Who feels this way?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh. Like nobody.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Umm, Pam?Jim HalpertOpen quote: It was --Gabe LewisOpen quote: Was it Pam?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: That sounds like Pam. You know how she gets. Deangelo, she can get really bitchy. (begins bad imitation of Pam) Kevin...Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Guys. Hold on. Doesn't matter who, okay? I'm just happy that Jim brought it to my attention because honestly, I had - I had no idea.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's awesome.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Thank you.
Scene 221 lineKelly KapoorOpen quote: (on phone) Mom, Ryan's taking us out to dinner tonight. No, no, he's not going to stand us up like he did last time. He won't ever stand us up again.
Scene 235 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: (joint talking head with Kelly) So I am the new customer service supervisor.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: When Deangelo's around.Ryan HowardOpen quote: And I am also a very dutiful boyfriend when --Kelly KapoorOpen quote: All the time.Ryan HowardOpen quote: All the time.
Scene 2422 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: Erin, do you mind running down to the lobby and bringing up my brand new executive assistant?Erin HannonOpen quote: Absolutely.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, who'd you end up hiring?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Oh, I'm glad you asked, Jim. Because apparently there's a rumor running around here that I am a sexist. I can't work here effectively if you guys think I'm something that I am not. I am not a sexist. Raise your hand if you have a vagina. (Deangelo raises hand, Kelly and Pam sheepishly raise hands) Raise your hand if someone you love has a vagina. (Deangelo raises other hand, along with rest of office) Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just about everyone. What about Deangelo's hand? Oh wow. He's got 'em both up. (Ryan raises both hands) Yeah. Uh huh. (others raise both hands) Yeah, so it bothers me when I hear that there's gossip around here that I treat women lesser than men. Okay? Frankly, we all look a little ridiculous when that happens.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I'm not a feminist, but I think that the men in this office are being given chances that the women aren't.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Dwight, what's your take?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Man, you're smart. (Erin arrives with new executive assistant) Oh, hey! Hi! Hello. Welcome. Uh, everyone, I'd like you to please welcome Jordan Garfield. This is everyone.JordanOpen quote: Hello.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So, Jordan, uh, where did you work before? Uh, a law office?JordanOpen quote: No, Anthropology. We don't have this in that size, pretty lame.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Lame? You worked at Anthropology?JordanOpen quote: Yeah.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: That's like my dream job. How did you even get that job?JordanOpen quote: Well, I umm -Kelly KapoorOpen quote: You chose this job over that job?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Okay, okay, back to work, Kelly, we have a lot to get done today.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So, umm, is this your first office job then?JordanOpen quote: Yeah.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yup.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Wow.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: No corporate experience whatsoever. I didn't want anyone with any bad habits.
Scene 2510 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: (heading into Deangelo's office) Jim, you coming?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh yeah, did he text us?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah. (Jim looks at cell phone as Dwight's phone vibrates)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (holds up phone and looks into Deangelo's office) No!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Jim, what are you doing? Get in there. This is not the time to take a stand. At least he likes one of us.Jim HalpertOpen quote: He didn't text me. (Andy's phone chimes)Andy BernardOpen quote: Yes! I'm in.Angela MartinOpen quote: Andy, what are you doing?Andy BernardOpen quote: I'm going in, into the belly of the beast. Gonna infiltrate and change from within. (joins the group in Deangelo's office) What's up, mancave! (makes barking noises)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (to Jim) Just go in. Just go in, he probably forgot to text you.
Scene 266 linesDeangelo VickersOpen quote: Internally, for office use (Jim quietly enters Deangelo's office and sits down) where do we get our paper from? Do we go -Jim HalpertOpen quote: (to Jordan) Don't worry, the first day's always the hardest.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (staring at Jim) Hey Jim.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Can I help you?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Nope. Just... (Deangelo continues staring at him) Okay. (gets up and leaves office)
Scene 272 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: So, he kicked you out of the inner circle, huh?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, there is no inner...circle.
Scene 284 linesJordanOpen quote: Dwight? Deangelo wanted me to ask you if there's anything I can help you with.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Really? Anything.JordanOpen quote: Do you need anything?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone.
Scene 291 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: Okay, I do not want to waste your time, so I will keep this br-r-r-r-r-r-ief. Now, word on the street is, Mercy Hospital, back on the market. Deangelo would like you to put together a sales pitch for next week. Deangelo has also recently learned about the Barnacle Project. Which is a non-profit organization based in Mystic, Connecticut that assists in the scraping of barnacles --
Scene 301 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: So this is my life. Until I win the lottery (laughs). Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.
Scene 311 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: So one afternoon, while walking home from school, quirky 10th grader Becky Walters finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods. And she becomes...The Horse Flyer.
Scene 3213 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: Hey! Kelly, that's the last time I'm gonna talk to you about your paycheck! Okay? We pay you a fair salary here, and if you're only here for the money, maybe you shouldn't be here at all.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: No one likes a money grubber.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: I'm sorry, Mr. Howard, I apologize for grubbing for money. I can't do this. I can't do this. I'm sorry. I just can't do it. Deangelo, Ryan is not my boss. Okay? Frankly, he hasn't had a real job here in years.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Ohh.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: No, he's just a big fraud, Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here, basically. Just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Is this true, Ryan?Ryan HowardOpen quote: I did not see Rango.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Okay, I don't have time for this he said-she said.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: He's not saying anything!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: It's too murky. I like Ryan. You seem kind of hysterical to me. Ryan's your supervisor. Let's just leave it that way.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: That's not fair, I mean, I've been working here for such a long ti-- (Deangelo walks away)Ryan HowardOpen quote: (sighs) Oh, close call! Okay, why don't you just finish this up and leave it on my desk and I will see you at your place around 2 am.
Scene 337 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (knocking on door to Deangelo's office as loud yelling comes from inside it) Hey! It sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun, but it's really loud, and some of us are trying to work, so do you think you could do it a little more quietly?Gabe LewisOpen quote: Well, that's gonna be tough, because we're getting a dunking clinic from Magic Jordan himself.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (chuckles) Oh, you mean Michael Jordan?Gabe LewisOpen quote: (laughs) Total brain burp.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: I'm no MJ. I can do his dunk. From the free throw line.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Whoa.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Daaamn! Mad respect for my brotha!
Scene 341 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: The man is paying me to take Chinese. I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.
Scene 3513 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, well it's just really loud.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Okay. We'll keep that in mind. Alright, ladies, back to the game.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Do it!Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Jim! Come on in.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You're back in.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You know what? Instead of a game, why don't we do an exhibition? I'd love to see that dunk of yours.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yeah, we'll set that up one day.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Today. Now, maybe. 'Cause we have a hoop downstairs and a real ball, so you don't have to mime it.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yeah, I don't know.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Why not?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Only because no one has called NASA to request a liftoff. (laughter) Let's go downstairs! Okay? Let's do it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper! (Dwight immediately gets up and walks out)
Scene 3720 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Alright, there you go.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Seems a little close, you sure that's the real foul line?Jim HalpertOpen quote: 15 feet from the baseline, so, you need me to move it in?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Nah, that's 15. Yeah.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: And uh, you know what, to make it interesting, Jordan, why don't you sit underneath the basket?JordanOpen quote: Seriously?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Yeah, come on. I'll dunk over you. Best seat in the house.JordanOpen quote: I don't, I don't think I can do that. I'm holding your jewelry.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Right. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Kevin, you do it.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yes! Okay. (sits down in front of basket)Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Someone want to sit in Kevin's lap? Angela?Angela MartinOpen quote: No.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Oscar?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: No thank you.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Okay, Jimmy, this is for you. Show you that anything is possible.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Fantastic.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: Alright?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yup.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: This is also for the troops. (backs up, bounces ball, starts running, jumps, lands in front of Kevin, jumps again, pulls himself up by the net, dunks ball, hangs on rim) Doctor is in! (hoop starts to fall) Ahhhh! (hoop crashes down on Deangelo)
Scene 397 linesErin HannonOpen quote: (Deangelo enters office in hospital gown with bandage on his head) Deangelo?Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (speaking gibberish) Tablab.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh my God, are you alright? Erin, will you call 911 please?Erin HannonOpen quote: Who should I say is calling?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Erin.Deangelo VickersOpen quote: (lots of gibberish) says to bartender (lots more gibberish) Droswip. Droswip.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Droswip, yeah. I get it. Okay, we're gonna get you to the restroom.