Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

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Vol. 7 · Issue 15Scranton, PA

Michael and Holly are finally back together, but their constant "plipping" sounds and "booby honks" are making everyone in the office want to barf. You'll find every line and awkward interaction from this episode right here in the full script. Between Gabe's bizarre treasure hunt and Jim and Pam's very drunk lunch, these quotes capture the chaos of a Dunder Mifflin Valentine's Day.

Scene 01

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 02

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 03

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Michael Scott

Scene 04

3 lines
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis

Scene 05

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 06

7 lines
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon
Gabe Lewis
Erin Hannon

Scene 07

7 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez

Scene 08

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 09

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

13 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 11

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

17 lines
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Everyone
Angela Martin

Scene 13

11 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 14

5 lines
Gabe Lewis
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 15

1 line
Holly Flax

Scene 16

28 lines
Gabe Lewis
Michael Scott
Gabe Lewis
Michael Scott
Gabe Lewis
Michael Scott
Gabe Lewis
Ryan Howard
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis
Creed Bratton
Gabe Lewis
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis

Scene 17

29 lines
Holly Flax
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 18

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 19

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

25 lines
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Boom Box
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 21

7 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 22

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 23

8 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 24

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 25

10 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 26

16 lines
Jim & Pam
Andy & Erin
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

18 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 29

10 lines
Gabe Lewis
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Gabe Lewis
Holly Flax
Gabe Lewis
Michael Scott
Holly Flax

Scene 30

10 lines
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 31

5 lines
Erin Hannon
Hank Tate
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Hank Tate

Scene 32

30 lines
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 33

8 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 34

11 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott

Scene 35

9 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Holly Flax
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez

Scene 36

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 37

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 38

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 39

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 40

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 41

2 lines
Michael Scott
Holly Flax