Scene 0112 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey. How you doing?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Thinking about my grandmother a lot.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: She was about to turn 97.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: At least she lived a very long and I'm sure, a very happy life. Got you this card. When you're ready. We all signed it. We just wanted you to know we're thinking about you.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Thank you. "Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted." "Have fun today, big guy." "Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop."Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: "Hooray. Live it up big D. " "Days like this don't come often enough. Time to celebrate. You deserve this"?Andy BernardOpen quote: Birthday punches! (softly punching Darryl in the stomach) One two three four five sice seven eight!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm so sorry.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (tears welling up in his eyes)Andy BernardOpen quote: ...thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six!...
Scene 0211 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: ...So I got an early res at Blue Wasabi and I'm taking Rachel. She's picking me up after work.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Rachel from the party?Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh, yeah!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Nice. Do the damn thing. - Pow! (they fist bump and explode)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Okay, bye. Okay, bye. (kisses Michael) I'll miss you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Miss you. Okay. I'll be in my office if you need me.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Bye.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye... bye.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Okay, one more quick one.Michael ScottOpen quote: Don't go. I don't want you to go. Oh don't go. Don't go.
Scene 031 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Holly and I are dating. It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. (sighs) It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.
Scene 043 linesGabe LewisOpen quote: And what do we have here?Erin HannonOpen quote: From my secret admirer. That's you!Gabe LewisOpen quote: Come on.
Scene 051 lineGabe LewisOpen quote: I dominate Valentine's Day. I practically make romance into a science.
Scene 067 linesErin HannonOpen quote: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue." Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt!Gabe LewisOpen quote: Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck.Erin HannonOpen quote: But, there's no clue.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Well, get to work.Erin HannonOpen quote: I can't, 'cause there's no clue.Gabe LewisOpen quote: The puzzle is the clue.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh.
Scene 077 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: (clears throat)Michael ScottOpen quote: (rubbing hands with Holly) Are these numbers correct?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: The numbers are correct, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: (clears throat more loudly)Michael ScottOpen quote: Are you... are you sick, Oscar? Do you need to go home? 'Cause you're grossing me out.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I jus... I just need a signature.
Scene 086 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (getting out of a taxi) There you go. Thanks.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How much did you give him?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Big tip.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Wait. I don't have my scarf.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm missing my scarf. Oh. (both laugh)
Scene 097 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: We decided to have a Valentine's day lunch and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the Valentine's day dinner thing. It's a whole thing.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (loudly) Yeah, lunch was wonderful!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Shh.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Um, there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue... station. And what else was there?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Um, bottomless champagne.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes. Never found that bottom, did we?Jim HalpertOpen quote: No.
Scene 1013 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Psst! Psst!Andy BernardOpen quote: What's up?Erin HannonOpen quote: Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?Andy BernardOpen quote: Are you kidding me? It's all I did every summer when my brothers were out sailing.Erin HannonOpen quote: Okay.Andy BernardOpen quote: But if there is a romantic thing with Gabe, I should probably...Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh! No, no, no, no. It's not weird at all. You have your new girlfriend. I have Gabe. This is just as friends.Andy BernardOpen quote: Well, okay then.Erin HannonOpen quote: Yes!Andy BernardOpen quote: At least until Stanley calms down.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, is he...Andy BernardOpen quote: D...d...d...d...don't look. I accidentally did his Sudoku. (Stanley glares at Andy)Erin HannonOpen quote: Andy.
Scene 115 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (on phone) All right, I will fax over it to you. Whoop. I will fax it over to you. Okay. Thank you. (chuckles)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay, my name is j...j...j...j...j...j...j...j Jim Halpert and I will fax it in to you... under you. I'll fax it under you. Oh, excuse me. I just p...p...p...p pissed my pants. Not really. I didn't really. (clears throat)Jim HalpertOpen quote: (goes to hand Dwight a valentines card) Wait.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You're just filling that out right now. That wasn't meant for me. I will not be your Valentine.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Aww, nuts. (laughs)
Scene 1217 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: I don't know if anyone else feels this way and don't get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but... the PDA.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Yes! The freaking PDA!Angela MartinOpen quote: Uh-huh.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Thank you! I mean, I'm thrilled for them.Angela MartinOpen quote: No one is more thrilled for them than I am...Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Yes, yes, absolutely.Angela MartinOpen quote: ...but it's totally inappropriate.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah, it's a little much.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Mm-hmm.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Obviously, so happy for them both.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: So happy. Yeah.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I don't know, guys. I, for one, enjoy watching them, because...Angela MartinOpen quote: No, stop! Just don't.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Kevin!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying...I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.EveryoneOpen quote: (groans)Angela MartinOpen quote: God! Kevin!
Scene 1311 linesErin HannonOpen quote: So tell me about your new girlfriend.Andy BernardOpen quote: She's neat. Uh, I met her at Darryl's cousin's party. We were the only two white people there.Erin HannonOpen quote: Aww, cute.Andy BernardOpen quote: Hey, look at that. Done.Erin HannonOpen quote: That's Gabe's boom box. Come on. We have to go find it.Andy BernardOpen quote: I wish you well on your quest.Erin HannonOpen quote: No, come on.Andy BernardOpen quote: Aww, I mean...Erin HannonOpen quote: (growling) Come on!Andy BernardOpen quote: Okay.Erin HannonOpen quote: Ha!
Scene 145 linesGabe LewisOpen quote: (to Toby) I hear them kissing all the time. It's this horrible plipping sound. You know, it's like Chinese water torture. Just...(makes popping sound) like it's coming from my own head.Michael ScottOpen quote: Sit. Okay, just close your eyes. (massaging Holly's back)Holly FlaxOpen quote: Ohh. Can you get lower?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, yeah.Holly FlaxOpen quote: A little lower.
Scene 151 lineHolly FlaxOpen quote: I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex. He can put both his legs behind his head.
Scene 1628 linesGabe LewisOpen quote: Thank you all for meeting on such sort notice.Michael ScottOpen quote: (clears throat)Gabe LewisOpen quote: Yes?Michael ScottOpen quote: (sitting in Holly's lap) Yes. Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. What is the purpose of this meeting?Gabe LewisOpen quote: Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I felt it would be apropos to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace.Michael ScottOpen quote: Perfect. Yes. It is quite apro-propriate. Carry on.Gabe LewisOpen quote: First things first. An office romance is permissible. Not something you'd expect to hear from corporate. Well, guess what. Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Speaking of, Gabe, I don't see Erin at this meeting.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Uh, I also don't see Andy.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oooh.Jim HalpertOpen quote: OOH! Boom! Face!Gabe LewisOpen quote: I get it. Andy's slamming my girlfriend. Very funny. What I do not approve of, however, is public displays of affection, or PDAs. PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy, healthy office romance. Perfect example. Look at Jim and Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. What? Us?Gabe LewisOpen quote: They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Did it!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Love it. Keep it goin.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Okay. So, PDAs. That's gonna include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, uh...Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Booby honking.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Yeah, booby honking. Sure.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Butt honking.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Butt honking. Yeah, all the honking.Creed BrattonOpen quote: The one where you start in a crouches position, then you leap...Gabe LewisOpen quote: Sure. Basically, there's no precise definition, but you know it when you see it. Ahem.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Are you guys listening to this?Michael ScottOpen quote: What, are you talking about me and Holly?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah!Gabe LewisOpen quote: Maybe you find your own chair.
Scene 1729 linesHolly FlaxOpen quote: So we kiss occasionally.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Not occasionally. All the time.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Yeah, and it's not just the kissing. It's the flirtatious whispering.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: The flirtatious tickling.Michael ScottOpen quote: Whispering and tickling have their place in business.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That thing were you softly exhale on her neck.Michael ScottOpen quote: I... Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Michael. Confession: I have done PDA in the office.Michael ScottOpen quote: Thank you.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I've had intercourse in the office.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: As has Angela!Angela MartinOpen quote: Dwight!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: As has Ryan. As has Kelly. As has Meredith. As has Phyllis. As has Darryl. As has Creed. (Creed smiles and nods) As has Michael and as has Holly.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: As has Kevin!Angela MartinOpen quote: With who?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: She goes to another school.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Fine. No more PDA.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Good.Michael ScottOpen quote: You win. But here's what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.Angela MartinOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: Anything goes.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Just leave it how you said...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Michael, that's absurd. What if two couples want to go at the same time?Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we're gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation?Michael ScottOpen quote: Pro.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes!Michael ScottOpen quote: What? Problem solved.
Scene 181 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: No, no, it's great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises.
Scene 194 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: That's weird. I mean, that's weird to have sex in the office. That's where you work, right?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Mm-hmm.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You know, you're in a meeting, and nobody knows that you've had sex there, except for you and him.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (snorts) Ew.
Scene 2025 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Don't mind us. You keep working.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Okay. I'll keep working.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, my God. It's a song.Andy BernardOpen quote: Whoa.Erin HannonOpen quote: What do you think is on it?Andy BernardOpen quote: (softy) We should actually probably talk about it outside or we might make Darryl mad.Erin HannonOpen quote: (softly) Not if we're talking like this. I think it's okay. He doesn't seem to hear us.Andy BernardOpen quote: I think he can hear us.Andy BernardOpen quote: (softly) That makes sense, 'cause I feel like I'd be able to hear us at this level.Erin HannonOpen quote: Darryl.Andy BernardOpen quote: Darryl is a jerk.Erin HannonOpen quote: No, he's not.Andy BernardOpen quote: No, I'm just testing if he can hear.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I can hear you.Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh. Okay.Erin HannonOpen quote: Okay. Then no more talking. Let's just play the song.Boom BoxOpen quote: (Gabe singing) The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night.Andy BernardOpen quote: The temp at night?Erin HannonOpen quote: What do you...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You got it. Pick it up. Take it out.Andy BernardOpen quote: Pi...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Pick it up.Andy BernardOpen quote: Okay.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Take it out. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Take it out.Andy BernardOpen quote: Right. Okay.
Scene 217 linesHolly FlaxOpen quote: Sorry to interrupt. Forgot to collect my things.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ah, the old "leave behind." Oldest trick in the book. Good thing it's working.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Oh, no. Michael, I don't want to make people uncomfortable.Michael ScottOpen quote: Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don't... I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Yeah, but if they're uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh. Okay. Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then we'll stop.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 221 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
Scene 238 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine's Day.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Two people in love?Michael ScottOpen quote: I love you.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We've only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, "oh, hey, there's Holly. I love that girl." Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?Michael ScottOpen quote: I love you-love you.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you. (both laugh)Michael ScottOpen quote: I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment. I love you. (shakes Holly's hand)Holly FlaxOpen quote: I love you.
Scene 241 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me.
Scene 2510 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Okay, Ryan's the temp. What does he do at night?Erin HannonOpen quote: I guess we just have to wait until night and see.Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh, or maybe not. (turns out the lights)Erin HannonOpen quote: (gasps) Oh. Cool.Andy BernardOpen quote: How romantic is this?Erin HannonOpen quote: Super romantic.Andy BernardOpen quote: Right. Do you see a clue or...Erin HannonOpen quote: Yeah. Did you not see it? ("Eat at Hanks" is written in glow-in-the-dark letters above the door)Andy BernardOpen quote: Oh, my gosh.Erin HannonOpen quote: Hanks.
Scene 2616 linesJim & PamOpen quote: Hey!Andy & ErinOpen quote: (bursting out of Ryan's closet) Hey.Andy BernardOpen quote: No time to chat.Erin HannonOpen quote: Sorry.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, we were just looking for Ryan, so he's not here.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Hey. You're looking for me?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.Ryan HowardOpen quote: No you weren't.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, we weren't.Ryan HowardOpen quote: You wanted to have sex in my office.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Definitely not. That's disgusting.Ryan HowardOpen quote: No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, you don't have to...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: That was so embarrassing. I'm gonna die.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That was really rough.
Scene 274 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.Jim HalpertOpen quote: And a shower.
Scene 2818 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hello, Holly.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Hello.Michael ScottOpen quote: Here, shake. No!Holly FlaxOpen quote: No, don't touch.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, we can't.Holly FlaxOpen quote: No touching.Michael ScottOpen quote: No touching. Ah, I'm trying not to touch you.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Oh.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Almost got you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, no, so close. Oh. No, we can't do that. We can't do this. Ohh.Holly FlaxOpen quote: You're not touching me.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't know what your body feels like 'cause I can't touch it.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Okay, this is much worse than before.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, I agree. This is nasty.Michael ScottOpen quote: Grab you here.Holly FlaxOpen quote: And here.Michael ScottOpen quote: I will grab you here anyway. (laughs)
Scene 2910 linesGabe LewisOpen quote: You have to cut it out.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: Never.Holly FlaxOpen quote: You said you would.Michael ScottOpen quote: I did say I would, but I was wrong. I can't stop. You don't what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back. It is a feeling that cannot and will not, and frankly, cannot be contained.Gabe LewisOpen quote: No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. But with you two, it's reaching the level of a complex. I can think of three explanations. One: You're taking MDMA. Street name, ecstasy. I've done it, and I know the feeling.Holly FlaxOpen quote: No, I don't think so.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Number two: You're desperately trying to fit in a whole relationship before Toby comes back from jury duty and Holly has to go back to Nashua. Or three: You're at an age where your sexual climaxes aren't as powerful so you need to overcompensate with foreplay, taboo behavior.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, it was that. It's that one.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Yes. Number three.
Scene 3010 linesHolly FlaxOpen quote: Give me all your money and take off your clothes.Michael ScottOpen quote: We're not supposed to PDA.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Come one. Nobody's looking. What's wrong?Michael ScottOpen quote: I haven't thought about you having to go back to Nashua.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Maybe we didn't want to think about it. We can make it work. We'll date long-distance.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How's this gonna be any different?Holly FlaxOpen quote: We weren't in love last time.Michael ScottOpen quote: I was in love with you.Holly FlaxOpen quote: I'm not saying it won't be hard. But we can make it work. That's what she said.Michael ScottOpen quote: (chuckles, sighs)
Scene 315 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Oh. One Erin Special, please.Hank TateOpen quote: Here's your bottle of sparkling cider.Andy BernardOpen quote: Hey.Erin HannonOpen quote: (laughs) That's my favorite.Hank TateOpen quote: I'm now supposed to tell you to enjoy a mind-hunt break and look for a heart or some (bleep) in the break room when you're through.
Scene 3230 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: (through the window at Michael) Hey, buck up, buddy!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Make that face he likes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey. Hey. Come on. You're hurting him.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's like a time bomb...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Shh.Michael ScottOpen quote: ...is ticking down. When it goes off, no more kissing. No more hugging.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Just hush.Michael ScottOpen quote: Sexual time bomb.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Just rock. Shh.Michael ScottOpen quote: (into recorder) Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Movie idea?Michael ScottOpen quote: No. (into recorder) Saving the world has never been this hard.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay. Shh. Have you talked to her about your feelings? Women really go for that crap.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, I can't talk to her. I can't even look at her without thinking about it ending.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Kevin! Do more stupid faces.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I don't know.Michael ScottOpen quote: Do the monkey face.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Do the monkey face!Michael ScottOpen quote: I love that. I love that face.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.Michael ScottOpen quote: No. The monkey!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Go back to the monkey!Michael ScottOpen quote: Don't do the squirrel. Throw your poop.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hurl your feces.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's good.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Good.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's good. He's throwing it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: They really do that.Michael ScottOpen quote: I know.
Scene 338 linesErin HannonOpen quote: (at vending machine) B-9.Andy BernardOpen quote: B-9.Erin HannonOpen quote: Like a benign tumor.Andy BernardOpen quote: Maybe it's just more like, "be mine."Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, yes. There's a note. "A little cookie for you, my miss. But the real treasure is your Valentine's kiss."Andy BernardOpen quote: Mm.Erin HannonOpen quote: Mm. Oh. We're suppose to...mmm (leans in to kiss Andy)Andy BernardOpen quote: Hmm. (points to Gabe blowing a kiss to Erin)
Scene 3411 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Holly. Hey.Holly FlaxOpen quote: Hi.Michael ScottOpen quote: Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.Holly FlaxOpen quote: What? What are you talking about?Michael ScottOpen quote: Actually, it's Valentine's Day. Shouldn't be doing this today. I'll talk to you tomorrow.Holly FlaxOpen quote: No, we're gonna talk now. You're not breaking up with me.Michael ScottOpen quote: You're gonna go back to Nashua eventually, and I can't handle it. So let's just...let's...Holly FlaxOpen quote: What if I said it wasn't up to them?Michael ScottOpen quote: Who?Holly FlaxOpen quote: The company. Nobody knows our future, but it's not gonna be decided by the company. It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Okay.
Scene 359 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. As of today, officially, Holly and I are moving into together. Yay! (claps) Thank you. Thank you. Oscar, this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Better luck next time, pal.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, the point is, there will no longer be any need for PDA here at the office between us because, when we get home, we are going to make love to and with one another, and that, to me, is the best Valentine's Day present that a person could receive. So I bid you all adieu.Holly FlaxOpen quote: You do?Michael ScottOpen quote: I do.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Go on. Kiss each other already. (they kiss)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Suck it, Oscar. This must kill you.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I just told them to do it!
Scene 364 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: What?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No. We took a walk.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We took a walk.
Scene 371 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.
Scene 381 lineRyan HowardOpen quote: Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.
Scene 391 lineKelly KapoorOpen quote: Flowers, diamonds, three-course meal, violinist comes to my table to serenade me...
Scene 412 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: What are our plans for tonight? Umm...Holly FlaxOpen quote: (imitates a squeaky bed) (laughter)