Scene 012 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: What about this one? It's kinda badass, right? Just seems kinda crazy in a way I might need right now.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't know. (looks at Stanley, who took his mug and is drinking out of it) Oh! That's... not... yours.
Scene 021 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?
Scene 035 linesStanley HudsonOpen quote: What's a seven letter word for purse?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (sitting at Phyllis' desk, dressed like Phyllis; high pitched voice) Satchel!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Nope. Starts with an H.Andy BernardOpen quote: (shirtless, wearing only a tie) Handbag.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Hmmm. (glances at Andy) Thank you.
Scene 041 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: Shh! Shhh! (watches Jim put a cardboard box over Stanley's monitor)
Scene 052 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (standing outside the conference room, wearing fake teeth, watching Stanley walk in) All right, everybody, take a seat. As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up eight thousand percent in sales!EveryoneOpen quote: Yay! (applause)
Scene 064 linesStanley HudsonOpen quote: (looks at the clock, then at his watch) Hold up! That clock is slow. It is five o'clock, I will see you all tomorrowPam BeeslyOpen quote: (turns around, is wearing a mustache) Bye, Stanley! Love you! (waves, Stanley leaves)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (standing next to a pony) So long, Stanley!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Night, everybody.
Scene 072 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: So what kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: The statement that I am making, Oscar, is that I kind of look like Michael Moore.
Scene 081 lineErin HannonOpen quote: Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin! Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?
Scene 091 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: A lot of people are really getting into Halloween this year! (puts head down over fake bomb made from cardboard, high pitched voice) Six seconds, MacGruber! (lifts head) Pam's got a lot of fun stuff planned! (puts head down, high pitched voice) Uh, two seconds MacGruber! (lifts head) Including a... costume contest, and bobbing for apples, and a Ouija board... OHHH! BOOM! OHH EXPLOSION! (throws fake bomb, takes off sunglasses, points to camera) MACGRUBERRRR!
Scene 101 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: People are really into the costume contest this year. Might have something to do with the prize, maybe you've heard of it. The 2011 Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book worth over fifteen thousand dollars in savings!
Scene 118 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Stop.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (has his hands around Jim's neck) Too late! If I was the real Scranton Strangler, you'd be so strangled right now. If you're out there, strangler, you will get caught! By me.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us that he's not the Scranton Strangler.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: To my chickens I'm the Scranton Strangler. (looks at Pam) Oh-ho! That's very funny. Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You're only one third as beautiful and only half her height.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm supposed to be Olive Oyl. And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye, but... Jim doesn't want to put his costume on.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (places pipe in mouth) I am Popeye!
Scene 121 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: I've never really been a costume guy. Even when I was a kid, it just felt like something I was too old for. And then this morning, when Pam hands me this little number (holds up Popeye costume, shakes head) ...no.
Scene 137 linesGabe LewisOpen quote: (dressed as Lady Gaga) In case you can't read m-m-my Poker Face... (laughs) we will be reviewing our sales policies. (accepts note from Michael, reads it out loud) I have ten seconds to read them or this whole place blows up.Michael ScottOpen quote: MACGRUBER!Todd PackerOpen quote: Lame. Why don't witches wear panties?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, here we go!Todd PackerOpen quote: Because they need to grip the broom!Michael ScottOpen quote: (laughs) OH! Who likes to water ski on Lake Erie? No wai-where does Dracula like to water ski?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Lake Erie.
Scene 147 linesGabe LewisOpen quote: When our warehouse workers make deliveries, they're going to be encouraged to offer clients extra products. And then they will split those commissions with sales.Michael ScottOpen quote: So, wait, drivers are going to be able to sell paper on the road?Gabe LewisOpen quote: That is correct.Todd PackerOpen quote: Has anyone started calling you "Gabe-wad" yet?Gabe LewisOpen quote: Not here.DannyOpen quote: Gabe-wad.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Okay, guys, fun is fun, but-
Scene 1511 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Blackula!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Dracula.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, so... I almost forgot. You'll find this hilarious. Apparently corporate is going to have drivers sell paper on their routes now. That's like, exactly sort of the idea that you had.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yes. I do remember saying something like that to you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah. I'm sorry. I blew this. You should have gotten credit for that, man.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I'm just glad we're gonna try it out.Michael ScottOpen quote: Really? We're good?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah. We're cool.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. (reaches out and shakes Darryl's hand) Okay.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: What's under your shirt?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh. It's a ream of paper. Thought you might hit me.
Scene 161 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy in the world. And you know what I'd like? I would like to have all the racists brought together and take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. Just to see what they're missing.
Scene 177 linesToby FlendersonOpen quote: (leans hobo sack against the refrigerator) It's a great stick, right?Ryan HowardOpen quote: It's really good. It's a classic. I think you might win the whole thing with that.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Thanks!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Everyone realizes that this coupon book isn't actually worth fifteen thousand dollars, right? You'd have to spend two hundred thousand dollars on crap you don't actually need to get fifteen thousand dollars worth of benefits. I'm not the only one who sees this, right?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No.Ryan HowardOpen quote: No.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: I get that. I get that.
Scene 188 linesDannyOpen quote: Excuse me, everybody. I want to invite you all to the Halloween party I'm having at my bar.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: You own a bar?DannyOpen quote: Public School, at exit 11.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: That's a great name. You're hilarious. A plus!DannyOpen quote: So. You're all on the list!Ryan HowardOpen quote: Hey, man, can I get a plus five? It's all guys.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Hey, what's the crowd like, Danny? Our age?DannyOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 195 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: I don't think that she would leave Jim for Danny.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I don't know, they're both handsome.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Pam is gonna choose whoever has a scent most like that of her father. Does anyone remember what her dad smelled like?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I think he-Creed BrattonOpen quote: Hey hey hey, quiet, here she comes! Did you hear about that Danny guy? Heard he used to date Pam.
Scene 209 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: So four years ago, when I was in Stamford, Connecticut, and dating someone else, Pam went on two dates with Danny. Which was obviously the greatest love story ever told, given how much people are walking on eggshells around us.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We were basically Romeo and Juliet.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's right.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Except where Juliet doesn't have that great a time and Romeo doesn't call back after two dates.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yikes.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: But I've learned to love again. (puts her arm on Jim's shoulder) He's a cartoon sailor.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, no.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: And looks so handsome in his UNIFORM! Please?Jim HalpertOpen quote: No. No, I'm not gonna-no.
Scene 212 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Tuna! Tuna! Do you want us to skip this party?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't care.
Scene 224 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: I am never gonna forget what Danny did to Pam. I forget nothing. I'm like an elephant in that way.Andy BernardOpen quote: You know what else? (pulling fake teeth out of his mouth) The-this... this sucks for Jim. Right? But it also sucks for us. Because we don't get invited to a ton of Halloween parties. (puts teeth back in)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, and everyone else is gonna be there. Stanley, Phyllis, Angela, Darryl... Creed's a maybe.Andy BernardOpen quote: (removes teeth) Creed's going?!
Scene 231 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Madge from the warehouse just made her first sale. Madge. We should have been doing this a long time ago.
Scene 2417 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Erin! Would you please do me a solid and get Darryl Philbin on the speakerphone?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (answers phone) Hello?Michael ScottOpen quote: Hi, Darryl, come out here, please.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I'm good.Michael ScottOpen quote: You need to stop being so shy, come out here, and embrace who you really are, superstar!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: This is embarrassing, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, I bet it is! If you're gonna do your job well here, you gotta get used to being embarrassed.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Let me put my shoes on. (hangs up phone, dial tone)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (leans over toward Erin) Um, hit the speakerphone button. The speakerphone button? The same button as you hit before... or sit on it.Michael ScottOpen quote: This whole delivery slash sales idea? You know whose idea that was? That was Darryl Philbin's. He thought of that way before the corporate fat suits.Angela MartinOpen quote: So, what happened?Michael ScottOpen quote: I got in the way. I said no. And it just stopped. But then corporate comes up with this idea, but you know what? They need to know that it was yours. And I don't care if I take a bullet. We're gonna call them, we're gonna put them on speakerphone right now...Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh! (fumbles for phone)Michael ScottOpen quote: And we are going to straighten this out.Andy BernardOpen quote: Screw corporate! They probably stole the idea anyway.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmhm!Gabe LewisOpen quote: Uh uh. Corporate stole nothing, okay? Darryl told me, and then I told them, giving Darryl full credit, so... no need to (mimicking Andy) screw corporate! Or anything like that, so. Let's give Darryl a round of applause, as planned. (claps)
Scene 258 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: I'm a little peeved at Darryl right now.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: He went to Gabe behind your back.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, he didn't go behind my back. He went over my head.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: He went over your head to go behind your back.Michael ScottOpen quote: What is taking someone from behind?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No. Shh. Michael, listen. This cannot stand. We can't have workers going straight to corporate. Makes your job superfluous.Michael ScottOpen quote: It was a good idea, though.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah. Here's another good idea. Corporate chain of command. We need to strangle Darryl's idea.
Scene 2618 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Hey, Danny.DannyOpen quote: Hey.Andy BernardOpen quote: I'm really sorry, but we can't come to your party tonight.DannyOpen quote: I was looking forward to throwing some darts with you guys.Andy BernardOpen quote: You were?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay, well then, uh, I mean, maybe we could do it like... next Halloween.DannyOpen quote: For sure.Andy BernardOpen quote: We're just like, totally caught in the middle here.DannyOpen quote: What are you talking about?Andy BernardOpen quote: Well Jim and Pam basically begged us not to go...DannyOpen quote: Jim and Pam really don't want you to go?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: They're really upset about the whole Danny situation.DannyOpen quote: I'll talk to them.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, but wait, don't tell them that we said anything to you.DannyOpen quote: Okay.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Or you're dead.DannyOpen quote: Okay.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 277 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Kelly! Great costume!Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Oh.Angela MartinOpen quote: KELLY! You cannot change costumes in the middle of the day! Pam, she's out.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Um, if I'm out, I'm going to sue this ENTIRE COMPANY for discrimination.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Guys? You're arguing over a one in sixteen chance. Over a prize worth... forty bucks.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Um, fifteen thousand bucks, Oscar.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yeah, shut it, Oscar. Pam?
Scene 281 lineAngela MartinOpen quote: This is an amazing prize. I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment, because she's so blegh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.
Scene 2918 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Garbage magnet. (throws magnet) Garbage magnet, God! Magnets are interesting enough, you don't need to tart them up with some design. (to Michael) I can't believe this doesn't make you mad!Michael ScottOpen quote: (staring at Gabe and Kevin) What the hell are they talking about?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hmm, Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.Michael ScottOpen quote: Do you think that Kevin is going over my head? I don't-(sees Kevin and Gabe fist-bump) Oh my GOD. Okay. All right. All right. You know what? That's inappropriate, Kevin. I am your boss, and if you have something to say, it goes through me, and then I take it to Gabe. Chain of command. Do you understand?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I am so sorry.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, you're sorry?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I just thought-Michael ScottOpen quote: What did you just thought?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool Lady Gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk. And so then I tol-(tries not to cry)Michael ScottOpen quote: All right.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I told him that there was this one cool move where she powers down like a robot.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay? But I- I am so sorry that I didn't tell you first.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, don't let it happen again.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (hysterical) You think that I would let this happen again?! NO WAY JOSE.Michael ScottOpen quote: I-Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (bleep) you, Gabe!Gabe LewisOpen quote: Okay...
Scene 3015 linesDannyOpen quote: Can you imagine? It's just crazy.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That is crazy. We would never care if Andy or Kevin went to your party.DannyOpen quote: Look, I'm just glad we can laugh about it. Because I was a little nervous about coming to work here, with, you know, our history.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, my gosh! People keep blowing it out of proportion! It's not even a history.DannyOpen quote: Exactly.Jim HalpertOpen quote: It's not like you guys had some long relationship right? Big painful breakup I don't know about?DannyOpen quote: No! Two or three dates.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It was two.DannyOpen quote: Was it two? I thought it was three.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, we um, we had plans for a third, but then I don't know, you never called me back, so...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oooh! You can't handle the truth! (laughs)DannyOpen quote: (laughing) Well, that does not sound like me.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah? (stops laughing) It was though, that's what happened.DannyOpen quote: (stops laughing) Well, great, I just wanted to make sure that things weren't weird.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hmm-mm.
Scene 3112 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Okay, this whole going over my head-gate? Is making people act weird. The chain of command is crumbling. Do you know what just happened? I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That's not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I'm not mad. Are you mad?Michael ScottOpen quote: You went over my head. And then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, that might help. If you said "I'm sorry" in front of everybody.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mike.Michael ScottOpen quote: In front of me.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You made a bad call. And I fixed it. So I'm not apologizing.Michael ScottOpen quote: So that's it.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That's it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Is it?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yes.
Scene 322 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Sookehhh. (removes teeth) Bill Compton, from True Blood.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: How many freakin' vampires am I supposed to care about these days?
Scene 337 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: I guess you could say I'm still in costume. I'm a rational consumer.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Oh.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Stupid coupon booklet. Have you seen my costume? I'm a rational consumer.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yeah, I uh, heard you say it to Phyllis. That's a good line.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, everybody! After you walk the runway everyone has to vote for who gets the coupon book. And you can't vote for yourself.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Pam. Can you vote for other people?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, I gotta get in on this. (mocking Darryl) Hey, it's cool, man, I work in the warehouse! I'm cool! I'm hip and I'm jive! And I don't care about nobody! Do you know who I am? Happy Halloween, jerk!
Scene 346 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Still don't know who I am? I'll give you a hint. I go over other people's heads.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, this is a bad idea.Michael ScottOpen quote: What's a bad idea?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Dressing up as somebody-I mean, when has that ever worked for you?Michael ScottOpen quote: NEVER! (tosses wig) Okay, you know what? Fine. I'm not Darryl. And thank God I'm not Darryl.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?
Scene 361 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: I present to you the (finger quotes) rational consumer, as it were.
Scene 381 lineAngela MartinOpen quote: I don't like your tone! Look, they were sold out of all the other costumes, okay? I think we all live in the real world, here. Let's not pretend to be unaware of what sells in this office.
Scene 398 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: What should we ask?Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, can I play? Why don't you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?Jim HalpertOpen quote: We have one question to ask the spirit world and you want us to ask that?Erin HannonOpen quote: He says no.Michael ScottOpen quote: Aaah! Darryl moved it. You moved it.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, you saw Darryl move it, right?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Let's just say I saw exactly what the two of you wanted me to see.
Scene 401 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.
Scene 414 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: If you had one word you would use to describe Darryl what would that word be?Erin HannonOpen quote: (hands are being forced to the letters) A... S... S... H... E... T?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: An asset!Erin HannonOpen quote: Ah! (lets go, candy corn flies everywhere) That's enough.
Scene 4213 linesDannyOpen quote: I don't think it's gonna work out the way you think.Todd PackerOpen quote: I don't think you get it.DannyOpen quote: Hey.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey.DannyOpen quote: This is some party, huh?Jim HalpertOpen quote: When you work hard, you play hard around here. Even if you don't work hard. Oh, here's something. Uh, why didn't you ever call Pam back?DannyOpen quote: Are you serious?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that everyone has to fall in love, or anything, I'm just saying... but you know, to not even call her back is...DannyOpen quote: You know what it was? I think she gave me her number but then her fours look like eights, and...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Could be. But you also called her the second time so you had the number right.Todd PackerOpen quote: Halpert, you lookin' for someone to bang your wife?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Nope.DannyOpen quote: Okay. You wanna know? I didn't call her back because she spent the whole date talking about you. She was obviously in love with you.
Scene 434 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: Fifty seven. Fifty eight.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Wait, wait. She hasn't moved in awhile.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: (reaches over to pull Erin out of apple bobbing water) ERIN!Erin HannonOpen quote: Two! I got two. I ate two whole apples.
Scene 448 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: I'd remember talking about Jim. That wasn't it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Just tell her the real reason.DannyOpen quote: Do you honestly want to know why I didn't call her back on a date over four years ago?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey. She had a nice time. It seems rude.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I did. And it's just one of those things that's going to keep gnawing at me, like "gnaw, gnaw, why? Why didn't he? I have no idea why."DannyOpen quote: Okay. Honestly. I didn't call you back because I-thought you seemed a little... dorky.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, man.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thank you! Thank you. I got it. Now I know. You thought I was a little dorky. You know? (gibberish sounds) Okay. Well, excuuuuse me.
Scene 4525 linesGabe LewisOpen quote: In the future, you need to get Michael's approval on anything before coming to me.Michael ScottOpen quote: Thank you.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You're gonna be missing out on some good ideas.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Okay, well, obviously if it's a really, really good idea, my door is open.Michael ScottOpen quote: If they're good ideas, I'm not gonna say no!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You said no to this one!Michael ScottOpen quote: That was-okay, you make one mistake in fifteen years and you drag me over the coals, after everything I did for you?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: What have you done for me?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: What have you done for me?Michael ScottOpen quote: Well...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Ed Truck hired me. Jo promoted me. Gabe listened to me. All you've ever done is say no to me. I have ambition. And you kept me at the same level for years.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Ohh. Dropping bombs, right? (explosion noise) This really make you think, Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Stop it! Stop, stop. We're thinking. We're thinking about it.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: You don't have to point to the fact that we're thinking about it. Stop it! Just let us think. Okay, next time you have a really great idea, we will put it in a hat, and then we will have Erin pick it out of the hat and let her decide.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I don't understand the point of a hat.Gabe LewisOpen quote: You're right, we don't need a hat.Michael ScottOpen quote: I am not budging on the hat issue.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Okay. We're going to table the hat question. The best ideas are going to come to me, I make the final decision, period.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. We both reserve the right to go to Jo if we disagree with Gabe.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Okay, why don't we simplify this? Darryl brings it to Michael, Michael brings it to me, no one calls Jo.Michael ScottOpen quote: Unless you and I decide we want to talk to Jo, then we'll give her a call.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Cool. Okay. Sorry I lied.Michael ScottOpen quote: Sorry I was a jerk.
Scene 476 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: What's up, man?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Sometimes it seems like it was better down in the warehouse, you know?Andy BernardOpen quote: When I was a freshman in college, I worked at the student newspaper, the Cornell Daily Sun? This was at Cornell. I had to write an op-ed column every day. Bernard's Regards.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: This was your freshman year.Andy BernardOpen quote: I started to ask myself, "Do I have big plans here?" I didn't want to become editor of that paper, so I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard hall, and that's actually when I heard eight male voices, singing, unencumbered by instruments. I was hooked. So is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar. Public School.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No. I got some work to do. I do got big plans with this company.
Scene 481 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: To be honest, I still can't believe he didn't call her back. Who doesn't call a dork like that back?
Scene 493 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, wow!Jim HalpertOpen quote: (holding Cece) Spinach in a can. Power eat spinach. (Popeye sound)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Aww, my hero!
Scene 501 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay, everyone, I've tallied the votes, and the winner... of the costume celebration spectacular... and the Scranton Wilkes-Barre coupon book... Oscar Martinez.
Scene 511 lineKelly KapoorOpen quote: If I have to vote for someone, I don't want it to be someone who can beat me.
Scene 531 lineCreed BrattonOpen quote: Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen. Like, freaky good.