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Michael gets one fact right about China, and suddenly Oscar has competition. Meanwhile, Pam takes on Dwight over his building cutbacks, from half-ply toilet paper to watered-down soap. Find every line from The Office season 7, episode 10, "China," in the full script, including quotes from both office showdowns.

Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Hank Tate
Andy Bernard
Hank Tate
Andy Bernard
Hank Tate
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Darryl Philbin
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Oscar Martinez
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Ryan Howard
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Stanley Hudson
Gabe Lewis
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
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Dwight Schrute
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Andy Bernard
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Phyllis Vance
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Stanley Hudson
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Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
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Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Creed Bratton
Pam Beesly
Creed Bratton
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
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Passer-by
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Passer-by
Dwight Schrute
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Dwight Schrute
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Dwight Schrute
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Pam Beesly
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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Nate Nickerson
Pam Beesly
Nate Nickerson
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Nate Nickerson
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin

Season 7 Episode 10 Summary

The Office, Season 7, Episode 10, “China,” pits Michael against Oscar and Pam against Dwight. Both clashes turn small office disputes into fierce battles over pride and power. Click the camera button next to any quote to create an image for social media.

The cold open finds Dwight training his feet to work like hands, hoping to gain a chimp’s skills. Jim praises his own hands while placing hot coffee on Dwight’s desk. Dwight lifts the cup with his toes, spills coffee on himself, and still offers Jim a foot-powered high-five.

After reading a magazine at the dentist, Michael fears China will soon pass the United States. His call for big ideas brings weekly antacid pills, talk of bombs, and Creed’s life insurance scheme. Michael then correctly cites China’s city counts, beating Oscar in a fact dispute and stunning the staff.

Jim and Andy tease Oscar, then coach Michael when Oscar invites him for coffee and a rematch. Michael brings facts about China’s missiles, debt, and growth, but Oscar’s deeper questions soon stump him. Michael dodges defeat with a grand speech about freedom and friendship, while coworkers cheer and Oscar protests.

Meanwhile, Dwight’s cuts as building owner leave staff facing thin toilet paper, watered-down soap, and lights that keep switching off. He also puts up a huge roach ad, pushing Pam to fight back as office manager. Their clash brings sharp jokes, including Dwight’s claim that the modern anus gets far too much care.

Pam threatens to move the branch, sharing photos of a better space she claims to have found. During their talks, Dwight predicts moving will wreck her family; Pam counters with Cece dancing on his grave. Dwight checks the new address, finds no building, and learns Pam pulled the photos from the internet.

Pam admits her bluff to Jim and fears another failure after art school and sales. Dwight overhears her doubts, then quietly has Nate give her a book listing the building’s rules. Pam uses those rules to force repairs, while Dwight later insists his mercy had nothing to do with care.

The side plot follows Andy’s flood of pointless texts to Darryl, who warns that he may block him. Andy finally sends a worthy alert: two pigeons eating from a dropped soft-serve cone. Darryl laughs, gives him a high-five, and makes that scene Andy’s new standard for texts.