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China Vol. 7 · Issue 10 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Dwight is taking his landlord duties way too far with motion-sensor lights and half-ply toilet paper. Meanwhile, Michael actually manages to outsmart Oscar in a debate about global economics. You'll find every line from the episode right here, including Pam’s struggle to save the office and Nate's classic debut.
Hank Tate Open quote: Dwight said this entry was a waste of space. Michael Scott Open quote: Yeah, right here. It is right there. (holds up magazine) Anybody read the news any more? Darryl Philbin Open quote: You gotta stop texting me so much. Darryl Philbin Open quote: You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text. Ask yourself is this something Darryl needs to know. The answers almost always no. Darryl Philbin Open quote: There was a time when the only people who texted you were people you wanted to text you. Girls. And they'd all say the same thing. "I'm coming over baby." And I would text back "BTB", bring that booty. Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody stop working. I want you all to imagine a world in which America is not the number one superpower, where forks are irrelevant, and where every man, woman and child is expected to learn how to play the cello. Now open your eyes. Michael Scott Open quote: Once a week antacid is the idea to beat. Anyone else? Nobody? Okay then we are... yes. Darryl Philbin Open quote: You know what, you're one bad text away from getting blocked. Andy Bernard Open quote: Yes, but one good text away from a high five. Pam Beesly Open quote: That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed. (lights turn off, Pam and Dwight begin to wave their arms to alert the sensor) Pam Beesly Open quote: Read article nineteen. There are suitable standards that you have to maintain the building at that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting. It also means no more cutting the tampons in two, and no more tampering with the toilet paper. Darryl Philbin Open quote: (laughs) That's a text. (high fives Andy)