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Goodbye Michael Vol. 7 · Issue 21 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
It’s the end of an era as Michael Scott prepares to head to Colorado to start a new life with Holly. Whether it's the paintball match with Dwight or that final airport scene with Pam, every line from the episode is right here for you to read. You can look through the full script to find your favorite moments from the World's Best Boss's big send-off.
Michael Scott Open quote: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted. Michael Scott Open quote: (hangs up and composes himself) Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I'm, I'm gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. (looks at the list of members of the office, with some names crossed out) And I have said goodbye to half of them. Michael Scott Open quote: (standing in front of his office, sees that it is three forty five) Okay, everybody come on. Conference room five seconds! Let's go! Hurry up, let's do this! (Dwight runs into the conference room. All others follow) Jim Halpert Open quote: Listen Michael, I really... I did text Pam, but... Michael Scott Open quote: Got almost everybody. So... Holly's my family now. (you see video of Michael getting into the cab, and driving off. As the cab leaves, Pam drives in) She's my family. The babies that I make with her, will be my children. The people that you work with, are just... when you get down to it... your very best friends. They say, on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. (You see Michael getting out and entering the airport, and going through security) I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that? 