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Goodbye Michael Vol. 7 · Issue 21 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Here's the full script for the day Michael Scott finally hangs up the "World’s Best Boss" mug. You'll find every line from his secret early departure, including his heartfelt paintball session with Dwight and the tearful airport send-off. It’s all the quotes you need to remember the best and awkwardest manager in Scranton history.
Michael Scott Open quote: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted. Michael Scott Open quote: (hangs up and composes himself) Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I'm, I'm gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. (looks at the list of members of the office, with some names crossed out) And I have said goodbye to half of them. Michael Scott Open quote: (standing in front of his office, sees that it is three forty five) Okay, everybody come on. Conference room five seconds! Let's go! Hurry up, let's do this! (Dwight runs into the conference room. All others follow) Jim Halpert Open quote: Listen Michael, I really... I did text Pam, but... Michael Scott Open quote: Got almost everybody. So... Holly's my family now. (you see video of Michael getting into the cab, and driving off. As the cab leaves, Pam drives in) She's my family. The babies that I make with her, will be my children. The people that you work with, are just... when you get down to it... your very best friends. They say, on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. (You see Michael getting out and entering the airport, and going through security) I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that? 