Andy Bernard hosts a small business seminar with a truly questionable lineup of guest speakers like "The Business Bitch" and Creed Bratton. You’ll find every line from the episode recorded here, including Kevin’s ill-fated "Crazy Train" lap and Jim’s awkward run-in with a childhood friend. Check out the full script to see exactly how Michael and Holly's Greek characters, Mikanos and Necropolis, stole the show.
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Andy Bernard hosts a seminar to find new clients. He needs the sales team to help him. Jim sees an old school friend and leaves the office in a panic. This forces Andy to find new speakers from the office staff.
Andy picks Kevin, Ryan, and Creed to speak. Kevin tries to act like a pro but gets sick from running too much. Ryan lets Kelly talk about her many "bitch" brands. Creed gives a weird talk about the Loch Ness Monster.
Michael wants to cheer up Holly after her breakup. He creates a funny Greek character named Mikanos. He uses a fake accent to make her laugh. This helps them bond while they pretend to be guests.
Erin plays Gabe in a game of Scrabble. The winner gets to pick the movie for the night. Pam and Oscar help Erin play smart words to beat Gabe. She finally wins and avoids watching a scary movie.
Darryl tells Andy to believe in himself. Andy tells the regular sales team to leave the room. He stops being shy and asks the guests to buy paper. He ends the day by making three big sales.
Jim finally talks to his old friend, Tom. He tries to be nice, but the talk stays very awkward. Tom makes fun of Jim for being a paper salesman. The episode ends with Michael and Holly sharing a sweet moment.
