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A.A.R.M.

Vol. 9 · Issue 22Scranton, PA

Every word of the "A.A.R.M." script is right here for you. It's the big one where Dwight finally learns he's Phillip's father and proposes to Angela with a very unique ring. You can check out Jim’s legendary video for Pam or read through Andy's absolute meltdown at the singing audition. From Darryl's final office dance to the moment the documentary finally airs, you'll find all the lines and top quotes right on this page.

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2 lines
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

10 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute
Creed Bratton

Scene 06

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Philip
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 07

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Oscar Martinez

Scene 08

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 09

2 lines
Esther
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Check-in guy
Andy Bernard

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Andy Bernard

Scene 13

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 14

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

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Jim Halpert

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1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 18

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Everyone
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

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Meredith Palmer

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1 line
Stanley Hudson

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Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

Scene 22

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Oscar Martinez

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Creed Bratton

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Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

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Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela & Oscar
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 26

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Kevin Malone

Scene 27

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

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Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Mark McGrath
Casey
Mark McGrath
Andy Bernard
Mark McGrath
Andy Bernard
Mark McGrath
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey

Scene 29

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 30

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pete Miller
Dwight Schrute
Pete Miller
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

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Jim Halpert

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Darryl Philbin
Glenn
Darryl Philbin

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Darryl Philbin

Scene 34

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Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pete Miller
Jim Halpert
Pete Miller
Jim Halpert
Jim & Dwight
Jim Halpert
Jim & Dwight

Scene 35

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Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 36

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Soldier
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard

Scene 37

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Darryl Philbin
Hank Tate
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin

Scene 38

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 39

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 40

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

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Jim Halpert
Camera Crew

Scene 42

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Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Meredith Palmer
Darryl Philbin
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon

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Darryl Philbin

Scene 44

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Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Darryl Philbin
Meredith Palmer
Clark Green
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Meredith Palmer
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin

Scene 45

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Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela & Oscar
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

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Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey
Andy Bernard
Casey

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Esther
Dwight Schrute
Esther

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute
Esther
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 50

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Oscar Martinez
Stanley Hudson
Phillip
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Phillip
Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute
Phillip
Dwight Schrute

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Check-in guy
People in line
Andy Bernard
Check-in guy
Andy Bernard
Check-in guy
Andy Bernard
Check-in guy
Andy Bernard
Check-in guy
Andy Bernard
Check-in guy
Casey

Scene 53

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Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

Scene 54

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Andy Bernard
Santigold
Andy Bernard
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Bernard
Clay Aiken
Santigold
Andy Bernard
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Bernard
Santigold
Andy Bernard
Clay Aiken
Andy Bernard
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Bernard
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Bernard
Santigold
Andy Bernard

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Jim Halpert

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Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

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Kevin Malone

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Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon

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Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

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Pam Beesly

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

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Pam Beesly

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

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Erin Hannon
Phyllis Vance

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Darryl Philbin

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Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez

Scene 70

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Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

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Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 72

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Creed Bratton
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Bartender
Erin Hannon
Bartender
Erin Hannon
Bartender
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Bartender
Kevin Malone
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert