A.A.R.M.

Here’s every single line from the penultimate episode where Dwight finally finds his A.A.R.M. and his future wife. You’ll find the full script from "A.A.R.M." right here, covering everything from Jim’s tear-jerking DVD for Pam to Andy’s legendary "pitch bitch" audition meltdown. It’s all the quotes from the day Dunder Mifflin almost lost its mind right before the big documentary premiere.