Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Chump

Vol. 6 · Issue 23Scranton, PA

Michael is leaning into his bad boy era while dating a married woman, and you'll find every line of his justification right here. Between Dwight and Angela’s intense legal mediation and Jim and Pam’s desperate search for a nap, this script covers all the chaos. It’s the perfect place to see if Michael really is Beyonce always.

Scene 01

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 02

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 03

30 lines
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Everyone
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Everyone
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Oscar Martinez
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Everyone
Michael Scott

Scene 04

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly

Scene 05

5 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon

Scene 06

21 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Everyone
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 07

5 lines
Lawyer
Dwight & Angela
Lawyer
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

4 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

18 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 12

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 13

3 lines
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer

Scene 14

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 15

14 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 16

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 18

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

Scene 19

6 lines
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

10 lines
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert

Scene 21

15 lines
Lawyer
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Lawyer
Dwight Schrute
Lawyer
Dwight Schrute
Lawyer
Dwight Schrute
Lawyer
Dwight Schrute
Lawyer
Angela Martin
Lawyer
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

10 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 24

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Lawyer
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Lawyer
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 27

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 28

25 lines
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Shane
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Shane
Michael Scott

Scene 29

28 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 30

9 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 31

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 32

5 lines
Ryan Howard
Erin Hannon
Ryan Howard
Erin Hannon
Ryan Howard

Scene 33

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 34

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

4 lines
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott

Scene 36

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 37

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 38

13 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly

Scene 39

9 lines
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 40

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 41

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 42

6 lines
Reporter
Michael Scott
Reporter
Michael Scott
Reporter
Michael Scott